Obligatory Roster Posting Before the Deadline.
Requested Top 5 Profile Designation:
Maximum Effort!
[#Deadpool]
Obligatory Self-Aggrandizing Roster Narrative.
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin.
And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas.
And the Lord spake, saying,
'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to [twenty]three, no more, no less. [Twenty]three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be [twenty]three. [Twenty]four shalt thou not count, neither count thou [twenty]two, excepting that thou then proceed to [twenty]three. [Twenty]five is right out.
Once the number [twenty]three, being the [twenty]third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
I'll try not to mention value or ceiling in my roster narrative, because I'd have to say the same thing about 20 times. It's implied.
Skill Position Starters From Various Teams
RB1 - Joe Mixon - CIN/10 - $27
RB2 - Nick Chubb - CLE/13 - $26
WR1 - Cooper Kupp - LAR/11 - $20
WR2 - Adam Thielen - MIN/7 - $18
TE1 - Travis Kelce - KC/12 - $30
Not much to say here. The ceiling (oops! sorry!) of Kupp and Thielen is Top 10 imo. Woods and Jefferson do not turn these two into chicken liver.
By design, I spent heavy on RB, QB and TE and sought value with WR. No idea if it pays off, but I stayed true to the process.
Concentration: Buccaneers (Pass Heavy / Play Action Orientation)
QB1 - Tom Brady - TB/9 - $17
WR3 - Antonio Brown - TB/9 - $10 (FLEX5)
TE3 - Rob Gronkowski - TB/9 - $9 (FLEX6)
At their prices, I don't think Evans and Godwin are on sale. I'm confident these guys are. Think Tommy wants to get to 55 TDs? What would happen if you put Tom Brady and Michael Jordan on an island with both their moms and told them there's only enough food for 2 people?
Concentration: Patriots (Run Heavy / Play Action Orientation)
RB3 - Damien Harris - NE/14 - $16 (FLEX1)
RB6 - Rhamondre Stevenson - NE/14 - $3 (FLEX9)
TE2 - Jonnu Smith - NE/14 - $9 (FLEX4)
This is where projections say I should have taken James Robinson and some TE schmo in the high teens of auction cost. Yeah, um, no. I'll take 67% of NE's run game over 70% of JAX's run game 8 days a week...even if Harris and RS split the rewards (its best ball and history says a different back gets the bulk of carries in a given week). TDs from this trio could approach 25, if not 30.
Concentration: Saints (Shotgun / Pistol Orientation centered around Kamara)
QB2 - Jameis Winston - NO/6 - $10
WR5 - Marquez Callaway - NO/6 - $5 (FLEX8)
Payton does not follow the no risk no biscuit philosophy that led to Jameis throwing 30 picks. But he has been waiting for an arm to take shots that the HOF former QB just couldn't throw anymore. I like Jameis for >30 TDs, <15 picks, and comeback player of the year.
Will Thomas be a team player when he comes back? Can "three quans" actually demonstrate receiving skill above replacement value? Who benefits if the answer to either or both questions is no?
The Rest....
QB3 - Justin Fields - CHI/10 - $7
I read somewhere there is a 75% chance Fields starts by Week 7. I think its a lot higher. Andy Dalton, say Hi to Aaron Donald in Week 1. I'd rather crash and burn then take a "scintilating" option like Teddy Bridgewater as QB3 and lapse into a coma from boredom. Run, Forrest, run.
RB4 - Gus Edwards - BAL/8 - $11 (FLEX2)
RB5 - Sony Michel - LAR/11 - $5 (FLEX7)
WR4 - Michael Pittman - IND/14 - $9 (FLEX4)
WR6 - Bryan Edwards - LV/8 - $4 (FLEX10)
edwards' load faces "risk" from the bench? and Bell? and Murray? ooh, scary! highest owned player? let's move on...
Michel is a first and second down back with upside to 3 down back. Henderson is a 3rd down back. McVay is a smart fella; he'll figure it out (or already has).
I was pleased to see limited chatter re: Pittman. [edit: latest rosters indicate not so much of a secret, but the v word still applies]
Edwards is apparently the second coming of the messiah. He may need to be to save the QB and GM's jobs (Gruden's safe; he laughs at junior's jokes).
PK1 - Younghoe Koo - ATL/6 - $4
PK2 - Brandon McManus - DEN/11 - $3
PK3 - Evan McPherson - CIN/10 - $2
TD1 - Denver Broncos - DEN/11 - $3
TD2 - Dallas Cowboys - DAL/7 - $2
Usually nothing to say re: kickers and defenses, but I really like Denver as a dark horse to play small ball, have a stifling defense with Von back and kick a bunch of field goals at mile high to win games.
I like the Cowgirls the best of the Kmart defenses as opportunistic when Dak puts up big points.
In lieu of the traditional spartan "cost by position summary" I attach "paralysis of analysis" that provides insight into the tortured brain of an engineer with a lack of priorities in life.
Paralysis of Analysis
Guys who spent the most time on my roster only to not make the final cut (sorry fellas; coach wants to see you...bring your playbook).
Russell Wilson, Stafford, Mac Jones
Zeke, Mostert, Robinson
Ridley, Keenan Allen, Michael Thomas, Jakobi Meyers
A Firsker, D Arnold
Best of luck, y'all! (drops mike)