Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

I bought my wife a new electric can opener as a Mother's Day present.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

 

[YSR]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

NO SHE ISN'T BLACK.No that there is anything wrong with black grandmothers. I think they're amazing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

NO SHE ISN'T BLACK.No that there is anything wrong with black grandmothers. I think they're amazing.

Hey, I'm Irish.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

Who?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

Who?

What now?

 

[YSR]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"

Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

In thinking back on it, it's not so much angry as it is ornery. As in, I'll pick a fight, but I'm just as happy going to bed. As I've gotten older (and married and more boring), I've managed to recognize the OrneryLineTM a little better.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

Who?

What now?

Exactly

 

[St. Louis Bob]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"

Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

In thinking back on it, it's not so much angry as it is ornery. As in, I'll pick a fight, but I'm just as happy going to bed. As I've gotten older (and married and more boring), I've managed to recognize the OrneryLineTM a little better.

Don't give in. Ever.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"

Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

In thinking back on it, it's not so much angry as it is ornery. As in, I'll pick a fight, but I'm just as happy going to bed. As I've gotten older (and married and more boring), I've managed to recognize the OrneryLineTM a little better.

Ornery is a great, underutilized word.I'm usually ornery until I have some drinks

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

Who?

What now?

Exactly

 

[St. Louis Bob]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

Who?

What now?

Exactly

Basement. Eazy-E.Whiskey.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

Who?

What now?

Exactly

Basement. Eazy-E.Whiskey.

Living room. Brewers. Miller Lite

 

[YSR]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

Who?

What now?

Exactly

Basement. Eazy-E.Whiskey.

If nobody moves, nobody gets hurt, right?

 

[nysportsfan]

I've got this idea for a thread, let me drink another 5 or 6 Summer Ales and think on it.

Taco bell is appropriate on Cinco de Mayo, no?

 

[Mr. Soup Nazi]

DING DING DING!

(just don't tell my wife)

 

[nysportsfan]

DING DING DING!(just don't tell my wife)

Mrs. Soup Nazi is probably a lovely woman, let's be nice.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

True story: my white, super Southern matriarch grandmother (hope she is still RIPing) used to smoke Kools. I stole a few in the 7th grade so I could try smoking. Anytime I mentioned this to friends, in high school or college, their first response would be, "Your grandmother was black???"Always killed me based on her feeling about "the blacks".

Are you angryYSR™ tonight?

So her Grandmother isn't black?

It might be where she gets her "angry" from

Who?

What now?

Exactly

Basement. Eazy-E.Whiskey.

If nobody moves, nobody gets hurt, right?

 

[Frostillicus]

oy

 

[shamwow!]

Page 4?

Labatt's 52s (think Labatt's with 6 ozs of spring water) and Jameson's shots.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

:slapit:

 

[valhallan]

Russians. Serenity now.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've got a bottle of tequila in front of me and I'm going to go to bed.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Long time no talk.

 

[kevzilla]

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Kraken?

 

[kevzilla]

Kraken?

Well rum times eleventy million, topped off with a double vodka and Red Bull. Eyeing the Jameson now.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Kraken?

Well rum times eleventy million, topped off with a double vodka and Red Bull. Eyeing the Jameson now.

Shotvid?

 

[kevzilla]

Kraken?

Well rum times eleventy million, topped off with a double vodka and Red Bull. Eyeing the Jameson now.

Shotvid?

Dude. I can barely walk.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Kraken?

Well rum times eleventy million, topped off with a double vodka and Red Bull. Eyeing the Jameson now.

Shotvid?

Dude. I can barely walk.

Best time for it. PM me your number and I'll send you one I just did with my dog.

 

[Frostillicus]

hey

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Boom!!!!111!!Wun!!1

I've gotta make eggs in 5 hours.

good night bag:

 

[Raider Nation]

Getting an early start on the long weekend....

My goal is to (maybe) sober up by Tuesday.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

session

 

[Jobber]

Working on a Sam Adams sampler 12 pack of some sort. Starting up GOW3 in a few minutes.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My link

 

[Teumessian Fox]

Nice to see this place is still as I remember it

 

[Routilla]

Good evening friends!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Good evening friends!

Yeah, I suppose

 

[Teumessian Fox]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So is anything going on?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

It's been a while since I"ve seen Air Force One. The crash at the end is one of the most ridiculous things I've seen since Dinocroc vs Supergator

 

[-fish-]

happy drunk.

 

[YSR]

I'm really drunkover.

 

[PitbullTD]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Damn, I'm in the middle of a 14 day bender that will go to 21. I should have posted here more often. TOmorrow I'm heading to the north woods so we'll see how much I check in

Oh and bump for khakis23

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Guster]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I might be getting faced. Just got home from work and Cats in the Craddle just came on. Appropriate.