Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[PitbullTD]

How do you all feel about squirting?

My link

I feel the same way

 

[Frostillicus]

drunk like a fox

 

[cosjobs]

drunk like a fox

The quick red fox jumped over the drunk meat raffler

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

drunk like a fox

Foxy like a drunk

 

[Kleck]

Polished off one New Glarus Moon Man sixer. Starting #2...

2nd sixer down like water. Starting anther one...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

drunk like a fox

Foxy like a drunk

All your booze does belong to me.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

drunk like a fox

Foxy like a drunk

All your booze does belong to me.

I'm embarrassed to try a shot video. I've tried 3 times tonight and was kinda speechless like yours. Guster ruined it for all of us

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

drunk like a fox

Foxy like a drunk

All your booze does belong to me.

I'm embarrassed to try a shot video. I've tried 3 times tonight and was kinda speechless like yours. Guster ruined it for all of us

It's time to take it back, gb. GO!

 

[Thorn]

I have to be up in four hours for golf.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Update on the squirting?

 

[Steve Tasker]

Not you, Thorn. Unless you're squirting too.

 

[Thorn]

Not you, Thorn. Unless you're squirting too.

Fwiw i happen to know it's not pee. HTH.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Not you, Thorn. Unless you're squirting too.

Fwiw i happen to know it's not pee. HTH.

Yeah, sorry about that night

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I have to be up in four hours for golf.

I can fly there in 4 hours. Let's do this.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Not you, Thorn. Unless you're squirting too.

Fwiw i happen to know it's not pee. HTH.

Yeah, sorry about that night

I like where this is headed.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

drunk like a fox

My link

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Not you, Thorn. Unless you're squirting too.

Fwiw i happen to know it's not pee. HTH.

Yeah, sorry about that night

I like where this is headed.

If you're talking about a Thorn sex tape then the bidding starts at...I dunno, $20?

 

[PitbullTD]

I will.come through. She showed up w a fifth of jager, and two jager shot glasses. She's already squirtes twice.

This is in the bag. God I love alcohol and codeine.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I will.come through. She showed up w a fifth of jager, and two jager shot glasses. She's already squirtes twice.This is in the bag. God I love alcohol and codeine.

It's probably pee.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

drunk like a fox

Foxy like a drunk

All your booze does belong to me.

I'm embarrassed to try a shot video. I've tried 3 times tonight and was kinda speechless like yours. Guster ruined it for all of us

It's time to take it back, gb. GO!

Maybe Saturday night when I'm good and stryker'd up. I have a wedding and a 15th HS reunion I may or may not attend, depending on how drunk I am and how long my wife puts up with me. It could get ugly.

 

[YSR]

Yeah, hey.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yeah, hey.

 

[PitbullTD]

Got 3 videos for you creepers. What's the easiest way to get em to ya? Youtube is obviously a no go.

Almost ended up a trainwreck. Went to.jack in the box, ##### said they were out of Bacon cheddar fries, I say who else is open. Ex says mcdonalds, I say let's go. ##### tries to demand a manager. I say ##### you're drunk let's go. She no listen. I flip.

##### is.driving around looking for me drunk right now. Calling my phone non stop.

I.got vids though!

 

[PitbullTD]

Oh btw, I got a penny and her hollering Bout footballguys and the free for all.

Suck it.

 

[Thorn]

Fore!

 

[Guster]

drunk like a fox

Foxy like a drunk

All your booze does belong to me.

I'm embarrassed to try a shot video. I've tried 3 times tonight and was kinda speechless like yours. Guster ruined it for all of us

I'll do a dumb shot vid tonight to get us back on track. We can just pretend the other one didn't happen

 

[Charlie Frown]

I am so ####### drunk. I am going to be paying for this #### tomorrow.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Polished off one New Glarus Moon Man sixer. Starting #2...

2nd sixer down like water. Starting anther one...

I bought this stuff on accident.I don't like it.

 

[ConnSKINS26]

Update, Pitbull?

 

[Thorn]

I like to drink on Sundays.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh btw, I got a penny and her hollering Bout footballguys and the free for all.Suck it.

I'll PM you my cell...

 

[Raider Nation]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yup, I'm in

 

[Thorn]

Yup, I'm in

Hey buddy

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yup, I'm in

Hey buddy

Thoughts on Comedian Bob Marley?

 

[matuski]

Hello.

 

[Thorn]

Yup, I'm in

Hey buddy

Thoughts on Comedian Bob Marley?

Pretty good. Kinda overdoes the supa-dupa Maine accent lately. Used to joke about getting drunk in the cold at outdoor keg parties, etc. Now his jokes are about his wife and kids. Probably right up your alley.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yup, I'm in

Hey buddy

Thoughts on Comedian Bob Marley?

Pretty good. Kinda overdoes the supa-dupa Maine accent lately. Used to joke about getting drunk in the cold at outdoor keg parties, etc. Now his jokes are about his wife and kids. Probably right up your alley.

<_<Heard quite a bit of him lately on XM Radio. I thought of you right away. Found him pretty funny too.

 

[Thorn]

Yup, I'm in

Hey buddy

Thoughts on Comedian Bob Marley?

Pretty good. Kinda overdoes the supa-dupa Maine accent lately. Used to joke about getting drunk in the cold at outdoor keg parties, etc. Now his jokes are about his wife and kids. Probably right up your alley.

<_<Heard quite a bit of him lately on XM Radio. I thought of you right away. Found him pretty funny too.

Sorry to hear about your troubles with a wife and kid and white picket fence. FWIW Marley is actually a really good down-to-earth dood.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yup, I'm in

Hey buddy

Thoughts on Comedian Bob Marley?

Pretty good. Kinda overdoes the supa-dupa Maine accent lately. Used to joke about getting drunk in the cold at outdoor keg parties, etc. Now his jokes are about his wife and kids. Probably right up your alley.

Heard quite a bit of him lately on XM Radio. I thought of you right away. Found him pretty funny too.

Sorry to hear about your troubles with a wife and kid and white picket fence. FWIW Marley is actually a really good down-to-earth dood.

Seems like a guy I'd pahty with

 

[Thorn]

Yup, I'm in

Hey buddy

Thoughts on Comedian Bob Marley?

Pretty good. Kinda overdoes the supa-dupa Maine accent lately. Used to joke about getting drunk in the cold at outdoor keg parties, etc. Now his jokes are about his wife and kids. Probably right up your alley.

Heard quite a bit of him lately on XM Radio. I thought of you right away. Found him pretty funny too.

Sorry to hear about your troubles with a wife and kid and white picket fence. FWIW Marley is actually a really good down-to-earth dood.

Seems like a guy I'd pahty with

"Can I get six cans of Bud?"[bartender grabs a rack and starts to pull them apart]

"Nonono - you can leave the rings on em."

[Marley walks away from bar with one open beer in one hand and five still hooked on the rack in the other]

 

[kevzilla]

Oh hai. My moobs are drunk.

 

[Raider Nation]

Ever put beer in Apple Jacks when u have run outta milk? I'm debating it nnow.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Oh hai. My moobs are drunk.

Well thats normal

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Ever put beer in Apple Jacks when u have run outta milk? I'm debating it nnow.

Once in rice krispies. It was awful

 

[Thorn]

Just cracked the last Miller Hi-Life in the fridge. Only beer in there now is Bud Lite Platinum left behind after a party. Or else it's hard stuff. Pleased to advice.

 

[Thorn]

Oh hai. My moobs are drunk.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Just cracked the last Miller Hi-Life in the fridge. Only beer in there now is Bud Lite Platinum left behind after a party. Or else it's hard stuff. Pleased to advice.

 

[Raider Nation]

I just had a great idea! A Wendy's that delivers until, like, 4am!!! If my local Wendy's delivered, they would make a fortune. From me alone. I would kill for a spicy chicken and double cheeby right now, but I'm not moving from this recliner. Why can't others be a visionary like me?