First off, I'd like to thank the little people who made my FIRST EVER WIS Championship possible. I have a list here.....*opens up list*
Thank you to Norm Cash, who's elite bat and lucky ### dice roll I couldn't have done without. Thank you eephus for trading me Barry Bonds, who's pre-steroids season was an integral part of my lineup. Thank you to Joe Medwick, thank you to Mike Piazza.....couldn't have done it with out you both....
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Thank you to Max Carey, who became an unlikely catalyst hitting at the top of my lineup. Thank you to Jackie Robinson, for breaking the color barrier in real life as well as breaking the .400 OBP barrier in my team.....
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Thank you to Mike Norris, who became the unlikely ace of my staff, thank you Three Finger and Dean Chance for not completely sucking, and THANK YOU to Michael Young for driving in the game winning run in Game 5 and just for being an overall stud at shortstop.
YOU LIKE ME, YOU REALLY LI......
Do you need money to settle your debts?
In all honesty, I'm shocked that I was able to break through the glass ceiling and win one of these. I'll print out a picture of a trophy and place it next to my Participation Trophy I got from youth baseball.