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Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.
So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Off to C-bus today. I guess I'll spend the whole trip in my room. Sigh! And to think you could have gotten some more.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.
So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Off to C-bus today. I guess I'll spend the whole trip in my room. Sigh! And to think you could have gotten some more.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.
I could use some Sacamano love. 
Zow
Footballguy
you're in college right? God I miss college
Zow
Footballguy
oh #### yeah. Thirsty Thursdays. Enjoy it man. Working and having money is definitely nice if you enjoy your job, but I'd trade every dime to be back in school.
Zow
Footballguy
entertain hot chicks who don't know any better as well. HTHI graduate in May -- the real world is coming up very quickly Imnightly while i still can
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I've maintained that absolutely perfect level of drunkhood for about 3 hours now.
Charlie Harper
Footballguy
safariplanet
Footballguy
DRUNK. I am drunk.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Update: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband.Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.
At least that's the word on the street.Also, $2.75 Fat Tire night is a good. 
strykerpks
Footballguy
God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couchUpdate: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband.Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.
I guess I'm saving money by not going out on a Thursday
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Wait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couchUpdate: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband.Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.At least that's the word on the street.Also, $2.75 Fat Tire night is a good.
I guess I'm saving money by not going out on a Thursday
strykerpks
Footballguy
Wait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couchUpdate: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband.Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.
You haven't missed much...She moved in just over a month ago 
Or wait, were you talknig about Stu?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Yeah, I'm going to have to be a selfish SOB and goWait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couchUpdate: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband.Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.
Or wait, were you talknig about Stu?
on you here. You poor, dumb *******.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
And yes, I meant your having the live-in.Yeah, I'm going to have to be a selfish SOB and goWait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couchUpdate: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband.Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.
Or wait, were you talknig about Stu?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Against my better judgementAnd yes, I meant your having the live-in.Yeah, I'm going to have to be a selfish SOB and goWait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couchUpdate: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband.Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.
I guess I'm saving money by not going out on a Thursday
Or wait, were you talknig about Stu?
on you here. You poor, dumb *******.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
As long as she keeps letting things like that pass her lips, you'reAgainst my better judgementAnd yes, I meant your having the live-in.Yeah, I'm going to have to be a selfish SOB and goWait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couchUpdate: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband.Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.
Or wait, were you talknig about Stu?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Shes been sick (hence the 9:30 exit) and now on antibiotics so a little more on theAs long as she keeps letting things like that pass her lips, you're
front:norubbers:
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
oops...ran out of Diet Pepsi a few hours ago...grabbed a beer and I'm sneakily boozed at 7:22.
Not that this is anything new, but I really really like throwing together a solo daytime drunk.
Not that this is anything new, but I really really like throwing together a solo daytime drunk.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
She looks fun.Against my better judgementAnd yes, I meant your having the live-in.Yeah, I'm going to have to be a selfish SOB and goWait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couchUpdate: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband.Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend.Word.im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.
Or wait, were you talknig about Stu?
Charlie Harper
Footballguy
Beer 5 down the hatch at 6:16. Could be a long night...
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Those are the best kind.
Iupurbut
Footballguy
http://www.germanamericansociety.org/oktoberfest.html
My whistle is wet and I'm headed out. Here's one for the Big oktPoo
My whistle is wet and I'm headed out. Here's one for the Big oktPoo
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Get after it.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch
strykerpks
Footballguy
Meh shes okHomer J Simpson said:She looks fun.
We had "game night" tonight after happy hour. I smoked her in cribbageDisco Stu said:God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch
4 Downtown Lights (local brew) and 10 Schlitz.I'm ok 
Charlie Harper
Footballguy
Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.Homer J Simpson said:Those are the best kind.Charlie Harper said:
strykerpks
Footballguy
I vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.Homer J Simpson said:Those are the best kind.Charlie Harper said:
Zow
Footballguy
which casino?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
:(I vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.Homer J Simpson said:Those are the best kind.Charlie Harper said:
I'm on it!
strykerpks
Footballguy
'ol lady's in bed...I'm downing Schlitz like its ####in waterMay have to dip in to the hard stuff in a minute:(I vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.Homer J Simpson said:Those are the best kind.Charlie Harper said:
Dont mind me if I start typing like afrosamuri agian
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Good to see you're getting there, GB.'ol lady's in bed...I'm downing Schlitz like its ####in waterMay have to dip in to the hard stuff in a minute:(I vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.Homer J Simpson said:Those are the best kind.Charlie Harper said:
Dont mind me if I start typing like afrosamuri agian
Zow
Footballguy
I get annoyed by the beer snobs and generally say one should drink what they like - but, Schlitz? Really? May as well done it with some Karkov and MD 20/20'ol lady's in bed...I'm downing Schlitz like its ####in waterMay have to dip in to the hard stuff in a minute:(I vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.Homer J Simpson said:Those are the best kind.Charlie Harper said:
Dont mind me if I start typing like afrosamuri agian
strykerpks
Footballguy
I get annoyed by the beer snobs and generally say one should drink what they like - but, Schlitz? Really? May as well done it with some Karkov and MD 20/20'ol lady's in bed...I'm downing Schlitz like its ####in waterMay have to dip in to the hard stuff in a minuteI vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.Homer J Simpson said:Those are the best kind.Charlie Harper said:
Dont mind me if I start typing like afrosamuri agian
Do a second of research. The original recipe of Schlitz was the best selling beer in the US for years. Hence "The beer that made Milwaukee famous". They went corporate and changed the recipe and it sucked and it became the laughing stock of beers. They just re-released the old recipe around Milwaukee and some other select areas and its selling like hotcakes. Its pretty damn good stuff for $9 a 12-erFor the record I'm only half a beer snob. I agree, drink what you like. But don't knock Schlitz
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It'll get ya drunk!
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