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how fn hopefless is it to talk to the lead singer of a band. ####### drunk.

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.:banned:

Word. :pickle:So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.:banned:

Word. :pickle:So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.
Off to C-bus today. I guess I'll spend the whole trip in my room. Sigh! And to think you could have gotten some more. :lmao:

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.:wall:

Word. :)So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.
Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend. :thumbup:

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there are lots of drunk people in the FFA right now.

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.:hophead:

Word. :hophead:So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.
Off to C-bus today. I guess I'll spend the whole trip in my room. Sigh! And to think you could have gotten some more. :hophead:
:hophead:I could use some Sacamano love. :hophead:

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I'm not drunk tonight.

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Soco & Coke w/ Sweet and Sour Mix.Checking in.Anyone else out there?

you're in college right? God I miss college

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Yes sir, senior year.

Just got done doin some Rock Band -- winding down for the evenin, feelin pretty good about my night.

Had 6 classes today, kinda nice to unwind.

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Yes sir, senior year.Just got done doin some Rock Band -- winding down for the evenin, feelin pretty good about my night.Had 6 classes today, kinda nice to unwind.

oh #### yeah. Thirsty Thursdays. Enjoy it man. Working and having money is definitely nice if you enjoy your job, but I'd trade every dime to be back in school.

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I graduate in May -- the real world is coming up very quickly

Im :shrug: nightly while i still can

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I graduate in May -- the real world is coming up very quickly Im :shrug: nightly while i still can

entertain hot chicks who don't know any better as well. HTH Edited by Zow

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Yes sir, senior year.

Just got done doin some Rock Band -- winding down for the evenin, feelin pretty good about my night.

Had 6 classes today, kinda nice to unwind.

oh #### yeah. Thirsty Thursdays. Enjoy it man. Working and having money is definitely nice if you enjoy your job, but I'd trade every dime to be back in school.
Talk to me when you get married. Talk to me again when you have a kid.

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Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone. :goodposting:

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Checking in by proxy for the drunk woman who crashed into the traffic circle by my house about 10 minutes ago. ;)

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.:banned:

Word. :rolleyes:So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.
Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend. :rolleyes:
Update: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband. :rolleyes: At least that's the word on the street.Also, $2.75 Fat Tire night is a good. :banned:

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.:pickle:

Word. :wall:So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.
Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend. :thumbup:
Update: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband. :wall: At least that's the word on the street.Also, $2.75 Fat Tire night is a good. :pickle:
God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch :goodposting:I guess I'm saving money by not going out on a Thursday :wall:

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.:banned:

Word. :pickle:So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.
Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend. :)
Update: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband. :mellow: At least that's the word on the street.Also, $2.75 Fat Tire night is a good. :banned:
God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch :boxing:I guess I'm saving money by not going out on a Thursday :mellow:
Wait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.

:banned:

Word. :pickle:

So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.

Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend. :)
Update: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband. :mellow: At least that's the word on the street.

Also, $2.75 Fat Tire night is a good. :banned:

God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch :boxing:

I guess I'm saving money by not going out on a Thursday :mellow:

Wait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.
:lmao:

You haven't missed much...She moved in just over a month ago :bag:

Or wait, were you talknig about Stu? :banned:

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.

:banned:

Word. :pickle:

So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.

Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend. :)
Update: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband. :mellow: At least that's the word on the street.

Also, $2.75 Fat Tire night is a good. :banned:

God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch :boxing:

I guess I'm saving money by not going out on a Thursday :mellow:

Wait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.
:lmao:

You haven't missed much...She moved in just over a month ago :bag:

Or wait, were you talknig about Stu? :banned:

Yeah, I'm going to have to be a selfish SOB and go :bag: on you here. You poor, dumb bastard.

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.

:banned:

Word. :pickle:

So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.

Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend. :)
Update: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband. :mellow: At least that's the word on the street.

Also, $2.75 Fat Tire night is a good. :banned:

God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch :boxing:

I guess I'm saving money by not going out on a Thursday :mellow:

Wait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.
:lmao:

You haven't missed much...She moved in just over a month ago :bag:

Or wait, were you talknig about Stu? :banned:

Yeah, I'm going to have to be a selfish SOB and go :bag: on you here. You poor, dumb bastard.
And yes, I meant your having the live-in.

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.

:banned:

Word. :pickle:

So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.

Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend. :sadbanana:
Update: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband. :mellow: At least that's the word on the street.

Also, $2.75 Fat Tire night is a good. :banned:

God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch :tfp:

I guess I'm saving money by not going out on a Thursday :mellow:

Wait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.
:lmao:

You haven't missed much...She moved in just over a month ago :bag:

Or wait, were you talknig about Stu? :unsure:

Yeah, I'm going to have to be a selfish SOB and go :pics: on you here. You poor, dumb bastard.
And yes, I meant your having the live-in.
Against my better judgement

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.

:banned:

Word. :mellow:

So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.

Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend. :sadbanana:
Update: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband. :mellow: At least that's the word on the street.

Also, $2.75 Fat Tire night is a good. :lmao:

God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch :tfp:

I guess I'm saving money by not going out on a Thursday :unsure:

Wait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.
:pics:

You haven't missed much...She moved in just over a month ago :bag:

Or wait, were you talknig about Stu? :banned:

Yeah, I'm going to have to be a selfish SOB and go :bag: on you here. You poor, dumb bastard.
And yes, I meant your having the live-in.
Against my better judgement
As long as she keeps letting things like that pass her lips, you're :pickle:

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As long as she keeps letting things like that pass her lips, you're :tfp:

Shes been sick (hence the 9:30 exit) and now on antibiotics so a little more on the :sadbanana: front:norubbers:

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oops...ran out of Diet Pepsi a few hours ago...grabbed a beer and I'm sneakily boozed at 7:22.

Not that this is anything new, but I really really like throwing together a solo daytime drunk. :shrug:

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im drunk as ####. nice work homer with tthe sexy time.

:banned:

Word. :pickle:

So no luck with the singermonkey? She's tasty.

Eventually a friend of hers filled me in on the unfortunate detail that one of her bandmates is also her boyfriend. :hifive:
Update: guitarist is not the boyfriend. He's the husband. :mellow: At least that's the word on the street.

Also, $2.75 Fat Tire night is a good. :banned:

God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch :thumbup:

I guess I'm saving money by not going out on a Thursday :mellow:

Wait, what? When did this happen? Am I this out of touch with the FFA? If it's any consolation, I'm a bottle of wine into the night in a hotel room alone in Anaheim. Woo-#######-hoo. I'm hoping I can pick up Minnie after the park closes.
:lmao:

You haven't missed much...She moved in just over a month ago :bag:

Or wait, were you talknig about Stu? :unsure:

Yeah, I'm going to have to be a selfish SOB and go :pics: on you here. You poor, dumb bastard.
And yes, I meant your having the live-in.
Against my better judgement
She looks fun. :yes:

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All here.

And to prove it I just wrestled 3 of my children to the ground, punched my wife in the boobie, farted on my 10 yr olds face and then let the dog out to run around the neighborhood scaring all the old women.

Oh hey, drinking long isalnd ice tea by the way.

:thumbup:

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God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch :lol:

:ptts:

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She looks fun. :yes:

Meh shes ok ;)

God I wish I was single again. The old lady went to bed at 9:30 and I'm stuck tossin back a few on my couch :cry:

:ptts:
We had "game night" tonight after happy hour. I smoked her in cribbage :)4 Downtown Lights (local brew) and 10 Schlitz.I'm ok :gang1:

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Beer 5 down the hatch at 6:16. Could be a long night...

Those are the best kind. :cry:
Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.

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Beer 5 down the hatch at 6:16. Could be a long night...

Those are the best kind. :cry:
Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.
I vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]

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Beer 5 down the hatch at 6:16. Could be a long night...

Those are the best kind. :(
Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.
which casino?

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Beer 5 down the hatch at 6:16. Could be a long night...

Those are the best kind. :banned:
Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.
I vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]
:(:thumbup:

I'm on it!

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Beer 5 down the hatch at 6:16. Could be a long night...

Those are the best kind. :banned:
Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.
I vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]
:(:thumbup:

I'm on it!

'ol lady's in bed...I'm downing Schlitz like its ####in water

May have to dip in to the hard stuff in a minute

Dont mind me if I start typing like afrosamuri agian

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Beer 5 down the hatch at 6:16. Could be a long night...

Those are the best kind. :banned:
Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.
I vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]
:(:thumbup:

I'm on it!

'ol lady's in bed...I'm downing Schlitz like its ####in water

May have to dip in to the hard stuff in a minute

Dont mind me if I start typing like afrosamuri agian

Good to see you're getting there, GB.

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Beer 5 down the hatch at 6:16. Could be a long night...

Those are the best kind. :banned:
Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.
I vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]
:(:thumbup:

I'm on it!

'ol lady's in bed...I'm downing Schlitz like its ####in water

May have to dip in to the hard stuff in a minute

Dont mind me if I start typing like afrosamuri agian

I get annoyed by the beer snobs and generally say one should drink what they like - but, Schlitz? Really?

May as well done it with some Karkov and MD 20/20 :banned:

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Beer 5 down the hatch at 6:16. Could be a long night...

Those are the best kind. :banned:
Yes sir they are. Now the only question is do I go over to the casino and play poker all night or sit at home and drink more.
I vote drink alone. THOSE are the best kind [/alcoholic]
:shrug::thumbup:

I'm on it!

'ol lady's in bed...I'm downing Schlitz like its ####in water

May have to dip in to the hard stuff in a minute

Dont mind me if I start typing like afrosamuri agian

I get annoyed by the beer snobs and generally say one should drink what they like - but, Schlitz? Really?

May as well done it with some Karkov and MD 20/20 :mellow:

:wall:

Do a second of research. The original recipe of Schlitz was the best selling beer in the US for years. Hence "The beer that made Milwaukee famous". They went corporate and changed the recipe and it sucked and it became the laughing stock of beers. They just re-released the old recipe around Milwaukee and some other select areas and its selling like hotcakes. Its pretty damn good stuff for $9 a 12-er

For the record I'm only half a beer snob. I agree, drink what you like. But don't knock Schlitz

[samuelLjackson]

It'll get ya drunk!

[samuelLjackson]

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