Dear too-comfortable-pooping-at-work;I've passed you on my way out of the bathroom as you were entering with your coffee, morning newspaper and some sort of food in a paper bag. However, I didn't know that you actually brought both into the stall with you until now.Bringing the food and drink into the stall with you is one thing. But, actually reading the paper, drinking the coffee and eating your food while doing your business as if this public toilet were your kitchen table at home is quite frankly a little bizarre.I'm trying to get in and out of there as quickly as possible and hearing you slurping your coffee and munching on your food while casually reading the paper, while obviously evacuating your bowels, is disturbing to say the least.Yours in pooping,S-R