LOL at Sonny. On the bostonfred delays last year, wasn't that related to the bat story? I'm waiting for similar creativity this year.
The bat story was stuff that legends are made of . . .
I have NO recollection back that far. Help me out.
Quick rendition, a bat got into our house and was clinging to the chimney in our upstairs loft, scared the #### out of my girlfriend, she came running downstairs crying, i had to get it out, but of the two windows in the room, one wouldn't open, and the other had an air conditioner in it. Tried to catch it in a sheet, but that doesn't work too well with only one person holding a sheet. Tried to get a sheet calling animal control for ideas, they openly laughed at me and told me that if I felt like I was in danger, yes, I could legally defend myself. Tried looking for ideas on the internet, and they all said, open a window or try to catch it in a sheet. Girlfriend decides to emasculate me by calling over her brother. He puts on a pair of leather gloves like he's going to kill it with his hands, then as soon as he sees it, runs behind me and hides like a little girl. In the end, we opened the sliding door in the kitchen, threw things at it to scare it down off the chimney, ran screaming and hid from it as it claimed air superiority over my home, then watched it disappear downstairs. After a while of this, it disappeared, and while to this day nobody actually witnessed it leaving the house, we decided to tell my girlfriend that it was definitely gone.
And when I got back, I had been given Curtis Martin.