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Vasectomy in the AM... (1 Viewer)
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Cold Dead Hands
Footballguy
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dickey moe
Fingerpicker
I'd have to say the pain during the procedure was worse than the pain post-procedure.
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
You misspelled "taint"
flapgreen
Footballguy
Sorry, meant my butt
flapgreen
Footballguy
That's ridiculous. Pain pills should be an automatic.Just had my consultation...was all of 10 minutes or so not including paperwork. I'm scheduled from 2 weeks from tomorrow.
I had to push him to give me a script for Valium for before and to write me a script for pain pills for after. He didn't want to, but I pushed the issue so he did.
ETA: Should 10mg do the trick to relax me?
Cold Dead Hands
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
mozzy84
Footballguy
I never did send in a sample, rolled the dice and just started dumping the truck after a few months. Seems to be working!
The velocity has came back also, the first few months the loads were just not packing the same punch as they used to when coming out. All came back to normal in about 4 months total...
The velocity has came back also, the first few months the loads were just not packing the same punch as they used to when coming out. All came back to normal in about 4 months total...
Keerock
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Better on camera.
offdee
Footballguy
Very close to doing this, but have that 2% chance will want kids in the future. Long story, don't need to get into it here (and nobody will care anyways)
My question is about freezing some sample just in case that 2% want comes about....what does this entail and what kind of cost is associated with doing something like this?
I'm almost 39 so 100% wouldn't be interested in having a kid anytime past the next 5 yrs so that would be about the time period I'd like to have them ice'd up.
My question is about freezing some sample just in case that 2% want comes about....what does this entail and what kind of cost is associated with doing something like this?
I'm almost 39 so 100% wouldn't be interested in having a kid anytime past the next 5 yrs so that would be about the time period I'd like to have them ice'd up.
AAABatteries
Footballguy
offdee
Footballguy
Geez, quick google search shows $500-$700 for initial consultation and all things that need to be done to store. And then $350+ per year for storage fees. Not covered by insurance.
Not doubting enough for that. Just let me put it in my freezer next to my jeans!
offdee
Footballguy
Cold Dead Hands
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arctic_panzer_wolf
Footballguy
I had one done back in May. It wasn't bad at all. They gave me a shot of something beforehand and I was completely out of it. At one point I felt something that hurt for a few seconds up in my stomach, but other than that it was cake. The peas and jock strap will be fine.
I had mine done on a Wednesday and that weekend I just sat on my ### watching The Players and the NFL draft. The Vicodins helped.
arctic_panzer_wolf
Footballguy
I forgot, the day after I had it done, I was shades of blue and purple that I didn't know existed, so don't freak out.
offdee
Footballguy
Portis Homer
Footballguy
I had mine done in May. Was easy and zero issues afterwards.
However, in August had some epididymitis. Doctor told me to take anti-inflammatories for a week, and it went away. Just came back this week. From some research, seems to be a somewhat common issue after a vasectomy. The pain is extremely mild, but if this is going to be ongoing every 3 months, this is going to get very old.
However, in August had some epididymitis. Doctor told me to take anti-inflammatories for a week, and it went away. Just came back this week. From some research, seems to be a somewhat common issue after a vasectomy. The pain is extremely mild, but if this is going to be ongoing every 3 months, this is going to get very old.
(HULK)
(Smash)
I got my wife pregnant while she was on the IUD. Due to the hormones it gives off, it cause a falopian implantation, which we had to abort with some chemo drug as it is life threatening. Then, she had to have 2 surgeries to get the damn thing out.Do not recommend.
offdee
Footballguy
offdee
Footballguy
One of the reasons i got a vasectomy was because my gf's IUD (Mirena) gave her some crazy side effects....bleeding (she never had issues prior), minor acne (her skin was flawless prior) and gained 12lbs in the 7 months it was in while working out like a fiend 5-6 times a week and eating overly healthy (she's always been in great shape so this is what she struggled with the most). She was also recently starting to see her mood change, get sick more often and regular headaches recently She had it removed last week cuz she was so miserable and we're just going to use condoms for the next 2 months til I get the all clear.
Had mine yesterday, and everything went pretty well. One thing I did not know is that apparently they use some type of electric instrument to cauterize the tubes, so I had to sit on a metal plate with gel on it to avoid getting shocked, which stills happened, but only a time or two. Now I'm at home with ice on my Kryptonian jewels, just relaxing.
Mods, you can delete the thread I started.
Mods, you can delete the thread I started.
Skipdog77
Footballguy
Got mine scheduled for Fri June 19....just realized that Sunday is Father's Day...how ironic. Doc did a "test run" to find my vas defrens during the consult last week. Good news is he was able to find them easily...bad news is no one else in this thread mentioned a test run, so now I'm starting to feel a bit naive and violated.
Green and Gold
Footballguy
Me too, Friday 6/19 is the day. My father's day gift will be the wife and kids go away for a couple days and I have the weekend to sit on my ### and do nothing.
Skipdog77
Footballguy
I agree it's not an ideal choice, but both of my kids play travel hockey from August into April, so it's pretty much the only time I can do it.
Keerock
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Wildcat
Footballguy
Had my evaluation a few months ago. I was in a considerable amount of pain as the doctor was examining the jewels. He told me I am more sensitive in that area and would likely do a general anesthesia instead of local. He also said that men that are more sensitive, there is a greater risk of permanent ball pain following the procedure but that can be "managed" by using medication. I said F that. My wife is going to have her plumbing fixed instead.
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