fruity pebbles
Footballguy
The local is the worst part......right into your vas deferens. Made my toes curl not in a good way. Rest was a piece of cake. Seven minutes.mr. furley said:
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Vasectomy in the AM... (1 Viewer)
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mr. furley
Footballguy
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fruity pebbles
Footballguy
You’re not gonna see it, plus they give you a script for a Valium to take right before you arrive. They took me early cause the person in front of me cancelled so the Valium didn’t kick in til after the procedure was entirely over.
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fruity pebbles
Footballguy
It’s honestly not that bad. Like I said the local is the worst part, not the needle but the local itself burns. I needed a shot for each side, second was worse but we’re talking 10 seconds of uncomfortable pain. The procedure itself was pain free.
mr. furley
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
ChiefD
Footballguy
Cold Dead Hands
Footballguy
That’s true. Though I do sometimes regret the surgery. I don’t feel like I got my money’s worth.
Like I bought a boat and left it under a tarp in my back yard.
I-ROK
Footballguy
I’m getting one this year also... this terrifies me...
my wife is getting a c section and having a tubal done, but knowing her, she’d have an egg somehow find a way through and we’d have another kid. So I figure a snip would be good for me, plus it’s free (deductible met)
I-ROK
Footballguy
I actually like the smell of gunpowder... hmmm making me feel better here.
honestly, pretty nervous about this reading some pain stories...
offdee
Footballguy
Its really not a big deal. A quick needle ##### and some weird tugging feeling as they work the tubes and they send you on your way.
I had a no needle no scalpel vasectomy on Friday and was walking a few miles on Sunday and had minimal pain during and after the procedure. There was no need to ice it down. Even the anesthesia was applied with a spray, not a needle. I read that the Chinese perfected it, maybe during the 1 child policy. Here is a description.
https://harryfisch.com/vasectomy/no-needle-no-scalpel-vasectomy/
https://harryfisch.com/vasectomy/no-needle-no-scalpel-vasectomy/
Henry Ford
Footballguy
My pain has completely resolved. Never feel it at all anymore. Not one tiny bit. It was probably April before it stopped completely, and I was terrified it would keep coming back occasionally, but it’s been flat out gone since then. Vasectomy was November. Getting that done and verified as having worked before quarantine started was one of the best decisions and some of the best timing of my life. Hands down.
mr. furley
Footballguy
You would need to find a doc who does the surgery that way. There is probably one in your area.
mr. furley
Footballguy
for insurance purposes does one need to clear this with their PCP first?
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
i got the order from my pcp, just to cover all my bases. it was just part of my yearly exam. got all sorts of things ordered. been an interesting year, below the belt.
all good though! 
mr. furley
Footballguy
pray for furley
mr. furley
Footballguy
had mine this morning
shots were not really a big deal. hardly noticed for the most part. the tugging wasn't all that bad.
the left side was a bit different than the right. apparently my left side was buried a bit deep and so the doc had to dig around and really took some effort to snip. that was a bit uncomfortable.
all in all, not bad. would probably do pre-game valium if i had to do it all over again.
post-procedure pain isn't bad 10 hours later. took a couple Tylenol when i got home and iced. definitely not as bad as i'd feared.
offdee
Footballguy
Wait til your balls look like they got in a street brawl with Mike Tyson. Black, blue, purple, yellow bruising galore!
mr. furley
Footballguy
it's like someone spraypainted my package black and purple
swelling is not so bad. noticeable but it was much, much worse with the double hernia surgery.
Osaurus
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
well... eff.
doc said to call if the bruising or swelling seemed bad, but offered no guidelines beyond "there will be bruising and swelling" so... what exactly should a guy be calling in for?
gump
Footballguy
It's been a month for me now. I was put to sleep, so no issue at all during surgery and the following few hours. Really nothing much different the first week either from what I've read here (including minimal bruising, gone within 4 days).
I will say that i still feel it a month later though. Not any pain, just sensitivity and lack of confidence to let 'loose'...biking, running, sexually, etc. I walk 2.5 - 3 miles/day...but that's it so far vs biking 5 - 6 miles/day a month ago.
I think/hope i'm at the point now to try biking...with some extra padding!
I will say that i still feel it a month later though. Not any pain, just sensitivity and lack of confidence to let 'loose'...biking, running, sexually, etc. I walk 2.5 - 3 miles/day...but that's it so far vs biking 5 - 6 miles/day a month ago.
I think/hope i'm at the point now to try biking...with some extra padding!
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The Z Machine
Footballguy
Getting snipped in the AM. They didn't offer a valium. They didn't tell me to trim up the ol' bag, but I might do so anyway.
Osaurus
Footballguy
You don’t need it at all imo (assuming they do it right). Godspeed.
offdee
Footballguy
Yeah, don't worry about the pain...it's nothing. You should be regularly trimming everything anyways, but for this, yes just do it....less time of strangers playing with your junk.
mr. furley
Footballguy
glllllllllllll
my junk was a mess for weeks. turned out the ensuing days were worse than the first couple. lots of soreness, bruising and swelling. thinking i got a hack doctor.
really felt like i got kicked with a steel toed boot for a solid week. thought we might lose little furley for a while. bad, bad deal.
enjoy!
flapgreen
Footballguy
My bag was sensitive for probably 2 to 3 years after. Not anymore. Back to stroking as good as ever. Just not as much load volume as back in the day
mr. furley
Footballguy
years!!! :(
mine had a needling/stabbing sensation for weeks. not sure i could have handled that for years.
offdee
Footballguy
Or you could have a little annoying infant needling and punching you in the bag for years too.
mr. furley
Footballguy
had two of those
their punching and hitting really ramped up around the 9 month mark but ended before 2 so maybe i got lucky?
flapgreen
Footballguy
Never had stabbing pain. Just extra sensitive. Too bad it wasn't my penis that was extra sensitive.
The Z Machine
Footballguy
Ok, I'm recovering on my bed now with a bag of frozen peas resting on my junk. Overall, it went "OK". It was not however a 7 minute procedure. Took more like 15, but felt like 30 minutes. And I was lying there on the table with no pants on in the cold operating room, betadine all over my exposed groin, and 2 labs techs just sitting there chatting it up with me. Had to wait like 15 minutes for the doc to show up and get to work. Not the most fun time I've ever had with my bits out. that's for sure.
The needles didn't hurt that much, but the Doc had to "adjust the clamp" at some point, which caused some real pain. Like I couldn't continue talking type of pain, causing me to grunt. Anyway, the techs and the doc kept chatting me up the whole time, keeping my mind off of things I guess. Doc did hold up the snipped out piece of my vas, which I told him he didn't need to do for me. I trusted him... He asked if I wanted to see the rest, and I declined.
Pain afterwards is manageable thus far. Hopefully I won't be asked to do anything today or tomorrow... I have soccer to watch!
The needles didn't hurt that much, but the Doc had to "adjust the clamp" at some point, which caused some real pain. Like I couldn't continue talking type of pain, causing me to grunt. Anyway, the techs and the doc kept chatting me up the whole time, keeping my mind off of things I guess. Doc did hold up the snipped out piece of my vas, which I told him he didn't need to do for me. I trusted him... He asked if I wanted to see the rest, and I declined.
Pain afterwards is manageable thus far. Hopefully I won't be asked to do anything today or tomorrow... I have soccer to watch!
offdee
Footballguy
Get ready for you sack to look like it went about 10 rounds with Mike Tyson. Purple and Yellow for me.
Chris B.
Footballguy
sometimes more is good too...
Dickies
Footballguy
No referral needed, but Kaiser will make you go through a "class" that is more of a disclaimer talking about the risks associated with the procedure and then they will conduct a phone interview to confirm you consent to the risks. After that was all completed it took around another 3 months before they were able to schedule mine.
Osaurus
Footballguy
I asked my primary, but didn’t have to. I went for a preliminary exam with the Urologist and then the snip snip appointment was a few weeks later.
The Z Machine
Footballguy
I don't have a PCP. I just made an appointment for a consult using the web scheduling platform (mychart). An NP looked at my junk, asked me some questions, and said I was a good candidate. Then I got an appointment like 4 months later...
mr. furley
Footballguy
the nurse who assisted on mine was extremely hot. make you blush, hot.
hottest girl who ever saw my junk for sure. never had i tried to be invisible before until that moment.
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
I think I would just rather stick to BJs and HJs than go through this.
offdee
Footballguy
Did you do the ole "heeeey, you gonna buy me dinner first?!"
mr. furley
Footballguy
well, when she was greasing me up with the purple spread i was a little too, uh, distracted to talk
offdee
Footballguy
Sorry miss. Just clearing the tubes in advance for ya.
flapgreen
Footballguy
I'd miss the pounding too much
Rirruto
Footballguy
Joining the club on Friday. Mid-30s, single, no kids. I'm 98% excited and 2% scared. Or maybe 98% scared.
A little bummed I'm not going to be able to lift or run for some length of time, but hopefully that's the worst of it. I didn't score one of those sweet Valium scripts that it seems like most guys get. I hope that's my clinic knowing they do these so well that it isn't needed.
Dating season 2023 might be the best year yet.
A little bummed I'm not going to be able to lift or run for some length of time, but hopefully that's the worst of it. I didn't score one of those sweet Valium scripts that it seems like most guys get. I hope that's my clinic knowing they do these so well that it isn't needed.
Dating season 2023 might be the best year yet.
grateful zed
Footballguy
Pics, or it didn't happen.
Keerock
Footballguy
But would your wife?
The Z Machine
Footballguy
He didn't say anything about a wife here...
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