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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I lost a winning ticket a couple of years ago. I thought my cousin was going to kill me.
General Malaise
Footballguy
$2 Tri paid $389.80....FML
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Mine was like $130 if I remember correctly. Searched all of my pockets a million times. Painful. Thankfully we were playing video poker at the casino a few weeks later when he got dealt A-A-XXX forgot to forgot to keep the A-A, hit the deal/draw button which came up A-A-K-x-x costing us $1000.$2 Tri paid $389.80....FML
General Malaise
Footballguy
I call him my "train whistle".Your little wooden friend, turned into your enemy if for just for one minute.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I think my luck turned around a little. On Friday night, while up late working on my derby write up, I threw together a $4 Exacta Box (2,4,14,20). I forgot I did that. I placed the bulk of my Derby bets at the OTB next door to me (different one from the one in the story above). Then I coached soccer, missed the live Derby, watched a replay and figured I was an idiot again because even though I isolated out 2 of the winners, I didn't box my exactas at the betting window. I was demoralized again.After a shower, I logged into my account and to my surprise I was rewarded with the realization that I HAD boxed it. So net/net, I came out on top. But still....losing nearly $400 the day before just sucked. I'm sure it's some sort of karma coming back to get me. Let's hope it stops there.Mine was like $130 if I remember correctly. Searched all of my pockets a million times. Painful. Thankfully we were playing video poker at the casino a few weeks later when he got dealt A-A-XXX forgot to forgot to keep the A-A, hit the deal/draw button which came up A-A-K-x-x costing us $1000.$2 Tri paid $389.80....FML
man that sucks. great story though!
krista4
Footballguy
Went out for dinner tonight with our new-ish friend Jane, who after the first time we met her we were sure was either a prostitute or a drug addict. After seeing her a couple more times, I was feeling bad that it turned out she was perhaps normal but just a little quirky or shy. Until tonight when she made the statement that she was "in favor of swinging".
28 years old and using the word "swinging". And in a favorable fashion.
I don't know what to make of this. Do I invite her over for a key party?
28 years old and using the word "swinging". And in a favorable fashion.
I don't know what to make of this. Do I invite her over for a key party?
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General Malaise
Footballguy
well, first thing first, I think you invite her over here. Then PM me and let me know which one she is on your FB page.I dream about swinging....and yet I have nightmares about swinging. I'm not sure I'm confident enough to cross over and find out.
krista4
Footballguy
An invite here will not happen. She is a Facebook friend, though. She's very cute, in a quirky alternative-ish way.Oddly enough, we went to Arkansas for Easter weekend with her friend (and friend's boyfriend) that I met the same night I met her, and I said to Mr. krista4 before we left, "I've never had another couple ask us to go away for the weekend. What if they turn out to be swingers?" Luckily, the topic never arose.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oops, my pants just fell off.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Quick! Grab your wang!
Radical Larry
Footballguy
No facebook at work.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
//hipster alert// I repeat //hipster alert//
:subscribe:FB stalking underway...
meh.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Somebody PM me a pic.
krista4
Footballguy
Homer would like. She's teeny-tiny. I can't poke around FB easily from here but will look when I get home. I know her current profile picture is dumb; not sure what else is there.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I sent you a PM hours ago! I'll do the research myself.Homer would like. She's teeny-tiny. I can't poke around FB easily from here but will look when I get home. I know her current profile picture is dumb; not sure what else is there.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I have it from a good source that Homer is on vacation, so if you want to send the name of said hottie to him so that he can do some visual confirmation, I would be happy to pass that info along.krista4 said:Homer would like. She's teeny-tiny. I can't poke around FB easily from here but will look when I get home. I know her current profile picture is dumb; not sure what else is there.
Thorn
Footballguy
Gold accounts allow you to circumvent work firewalls. You should look into it.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Wait a second....I know that shirt!
General Malaise
Footballguy
So I'm coaching soccer this spring and yesterday, I get this "BREAKING NEWS - BE ON HIGH ALERT" Email from the league commissioner or some authority figure. And I initially read the email with great trepidation and spine tingling fear...but then I got to the meat of it and well....well just read this for yourself and then...enjoy soaking in the picture of OREGON'S MOST WANTED!!!!!111
OSAA has recently issued a "Trespass and Exclusion Notice" to a 27 year old male, Sherwin Shayegan. This male has been spotted at two HS lacrosse games this past year, and we want to make you aware of this information. Please note that the information below is directly related to the exclusion and trespass notification and that the trespass is for OSAA events, not THPRD, THJSL or Westside soccer events. If any of you or your parents see this person, Sherwin Shayegan, at any of your games or practices please have them call Park Patrol, 971-555-0169, immediately and report him.
April 7, 2010
Through a recent report from one of our member schools, the OSAA was notified about an individual whose behavior both here and in Washington State gives rise to concern. Sherwin Shayegan, age 27, was seen last month at OSAA basketball tournaments in Pendleton, Corvallis, and Eugene. At one of those tournaments, he made his way into one of the team's locker rooms without authorization and sought autographs from team members and photographs. Later, he met players in the parking lot and jumped on them, receiving piggy- back rides.
According to the Washington Interscholastic Activities Association website (see http://www.wiaa.com/ardisplay.aspx?ID=442), he has done similar things in Washington. They report that he travels to school events, enters through pass gates or purchases a ticket, and attempts to join a school on the field/court/deck/locker room. He offers the team water and/or Gatorade to pose as the team manager. He may try to wear the apparel of that school. He has been known to jump onto the back of one of the participants for a piggyback ride. Shayegan is a two time convicted felon for burglary and theft. He has an extensive record in Washington of burglary, theft, trespass (23 convictions), criminal impersonation, possession and other related charges. The OSAA will serve Mr. Shayegan with a “Trespass and Exclusion Notice” for all OSAA playoffs and championships. As a general precaution, please be aware of Mr. Shayegan should you see him at any of your school’s activities or events. (note: the email text here was red and I wanted you all to get the full effect)
Sherwin Shayegan
As a general precaution, please be aware of the following individual should you see him at any of your school's activities or events.
Sherwin Shayegan has been known to travel to school events, enter through pass gates or purchase a ticket, and attempt to join a school on the field/court/deck/locker room. He offers the team water and/or Gatorade to pose as the team manager. He may try to wear the apparel of that school. He has been known to jump onto the back of one of the participants for a piggyback ride.
Shayegan has a lengthy criminal record in Skagit and Snohomish Counties, which includes convictions for criminal trespass, burglary, and assault. Several school districts have a “no trespass” order against him.
wtf?
"Hey, you're a great player, can I have your autograph? If you don't mind, how about a piggy back ride as well?"
"Hey, you're a great player, can I have your autograph? If you don't mind, how about a piggy back ride as well?"
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh Christ Almighty I can't wait for the pics. 
The_Burning_Bush
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
IS THIS REAL LIFE??
General Malaise
Footballguy
That was an ode to my good buddy shuke, based off a picture he took years ago with a Wheaties hat, proving there is no more original shtick anymore. 
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Krista, when is the key party?
YSR
Footballguy
I don't get here as much as I used to, but I can say that without question, this is the funniest post I've read here in weeks. Maybe months. GB Radical Larry.I'm driving over alone. I like to warm up before I get there...yank on the gear shift and throw handfuls of quarters out the window.Lucky bastich.Hopefully you're on teh stripper express flight.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, he's got some killer material in this one. Hoping this thread stays alive for random posts about nothing but funny, strange or embarrassing real life incidents....or made up ones.I don't get here as much as I used to, but I can say that without question, this is the funniest post I've read here in weeks. Maybe months. GB Radical Larry.I'm driving over alone. I like to warm up before I get there...yank on the gear shift and throw handfuls of quarters out the window.Lucky bastich.Hopefully you're on teh stripper express flight.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Forrest<:texthi:
strykerpks
Footballguy
My new favorite thread :(
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Seems to be where all the cool kids are hanging out.My new favorite thread
General Malaise
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
So why are you here? ZINGSeems to be where all the cool kids are hanging out.My new favorite thread
It's been a while. GM> No shtick, I called Super Saver to win the Derby about 2 hours before the race (I don't get into all the 'fectas). My buddy wouldn't take my bet because I forgot to invite him out to our Derby Days party at the local watering hole. Lost out on $1800. Not quite the same but a pretty big kick in the nads nonetheless.Mrs DaVinci
Footballguy
After spin class today I went grocery shopping. I had to buy ingredients to make 6 - 8 dozen chocolate chip cookies plus 4 bags of chips, 30 bananas and a case of water. I'm making/providing all the field day snacks for my daughters classroom. I really dislike cooking.
Radical Larry
Footballguy
About an hour ago I passed one of our female deans escorting two kids to the office. She had one of the kid's backpacks and was carrying something in her hand. I could tell that part of what she was carrying was an empty toilet paper tube. But stuck in the top of the tube was what looked like the top half of a plastic Easter egg. These two items together made it look like she was carrying a home-made [adult marital aid]. I only caught a glimpse of it but that's what it looked like to me. I have yet to ask her about it. I'll try and talk to her before lunch is over.Yeah, he's got some killer material in this one. Hoping this thread stays alive for random posts about nothing but funny, strange or embarrassing real life incidents....or made up ones.I don't get here as much as I used to, but I can say that without question, this is the funniest post I've read here in weeks. Maybe months. GB Radical Larry.I'm driving over alone. I like to warm up before I get there...yank on the gear shift and throw handfuls of quarters out the window.Lucky bastich.Hopefully you're on teh stripper express flight.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
That is a HUGE kick in the nads.let's go sleep with his wife.strykerpks said:So why are you here? ZINGHomer J Simpson said:Seems to be where all the cool kids are hanging out.strykerpks said:My new favorite thread
YSR said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
What do you guys normally do for dinner then? Eat out?Mrs DaVinci said:
strykerpks
Footballguy
Oops, that was supposed to be $180, not $1800. I don't have that kind of scratch to put on the ponies.But I'm all for sleeping with his wife....if you have a time machine and we can go back 10 years when she didn't look like thisSimilar threads
