My wife is my second best friend, my confidant about anything I complain about except her or poker losses or work or things she doesn't understand or find interesting. She always finds a way to spend time with me when I want to do things she enjoys, and even when I don't. It's a joy to go to movies with her, because I get to see movies I would never have picked for myself, and when we see a movie I like, she gives the cutest eyerolls and sighs during the movie so I know she's having a good time. Plus, when we watch a scary movie together, I like how she always notices the cute cabinet behind the killer and points it out before we get to the end of the scene so I don't miss it. She's a decisive leader, but lets me make choices like what we'll have for dinner, except not that. She makes me better in so many ways, and I really need that, because it appears my list of flaws is endless. And best of all, she's always willing to listen to logic, even if it makes no difference in her decision making process whatsoever. In fact, I'm so glad for the opportunity to do this that I spent all that money on the most expensive gift I've ever given anyone, just to get her to do this with me, that I threw an extravagant princess party for her and signed a document that entitles her to half my stuff whenever she wants it. Best decision I've ever made.