Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums
General Malaise

GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing

Recommended Posts

7 hours ago, strykerpks said:

As the resident "shipping guy" of the thread, several businesses are allowing and/or requiring no-contact delivery. Especially larger facilities that have UPS or FedEx drop off a pallet each day. I've seen POD's of "C Covid" "CV19" "C. Rona" "NOTOUCH" and "Tommy"

It probably was Tommy. He used to work on the dock. 

I hate myself.

Yeah, I thought I knew everybody at work, but apparently some dude named Fauci signed for one of our deliveries.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, Rustoleum said:

Yeah, I thought I knew everybody at work, but apparently some dude named Fauci signed for one of our deliveries.

You work at GILD, eh?

  • Laughing 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
12 hours ago, Bob Sacamano said:

Union's on strike again?

Yeah, he's down on his luck. It's tough. So tough

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

pulled actual cash from an ATM today. paid for a couple things at the counter. clerk checks my fresh from the ATM $20 and declares that it does not have the strip.. probably counterfeit :shrug:

she says "i can't take it, but you can probably just spend it somewhere else :thumbup: "

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

@General Malaise  There's an 11-1 horse in the 7th at Del Mar named Nesbitt.   It's not bad for the price.  

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Came in second.

  • Like 1
  • Laughing 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, -fish- said:

Came in second.

What is "My wife's constant gripe", Alex?

  • Like 3
  • Laughing 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
18 hours ago, strykerpks said:

What is "My wife's constant gripe", Alex?

That's the name of el floppo's sex tape.

  • Like 1
  • Laughing 1
  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So we’ve been empty nesters for about 3 weeks now. Youngest son finally moved out.

I gotta tell ya, fellas...

The sex is exactly the same.

  • Thanks 1
  • Love 1
  • Laughing 7
  • Thinking 2
  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 8/27/2020 at 10:26 AM, Osaurus said:

Next thing you know they’re taking down the Test forum

You still coming to Portland this weekend?

:coffee:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 8/29/2020 at 6:35 PM, mr. furley said:

pulled actual cash from an ATM today. paid for a couple things at the counter. clerk checks my fresh from the ATM $20 and declares that it does not have the strip.. probably counterfeit :shrug:

she says "i can't take it, but you can probably just spend it somewhere else :thumbup: "

Crazy you didn't get taken away in cuffs!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, urbanhack said:

You still coming to Portland this weekend?

:coffee:

Sadly no. My friend’s neighborhood has had some intense gang activity (lots of shooting nearby) as of late so it’s on hold until 2022. We’re staying local for Labor Day weekend. 

  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Sure are a lot of "new" members occupying PSF threads these days.

  • Thanks 2
  • Thinking 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Am I the only one that thinks it’s totally crazy that Dancing With The Stars is having Carol Baskin on this season? Who’s next? OJ? Scott Peterson? It’s disgusting.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
33 minutes ago, GroveDiesel said:

Am I the only one that thinks it’s totally crazy that Dancing With The Stars is having Carol Baskin on this season? Who’s next? OJ? Scott Peterson? It’s disgusting.

OJ is, apparently, too busy chasing cougars in the wine bars of west Las Vegas.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
40 minutes ago, GroveDiesel said:

Am I the only one that thinks it’s totally crazy that Dancing With The Stars is having Carol Baskin on this season? Who’s next? OJ? Scott Peterson? It’s disgusting.

Am I the only one that thinks its totally crazy that people watch Dancing with stars?

  • Like 6
  • Thanks 4
  • Love 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

daughter turned 12 on Sunday and has immediately transitioned to the "texting me from the other room" phase

that was quick

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
28 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

daughter turned 12 on Sunday and has immediately transitioned to the "texting me from the other room" phase

that was quick

How are things between her and mom? 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
57 minutes ago, El Floppo said:

How are things between her and mom? 

fine?

kid was just texting me about anime and things her friend said that were funny

Edited by mr. furley

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
11 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

fine?

kid was just texting me about anime and things her friend said that were funny

Only asking because it's the age I've seen girls get a bit awful with their moms.

  • Thanks 1
  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, kevzilla said:

Happy Birthday, toots! ❤️

what, again?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 minutes ago, El Floppo said:

what, again?

It feels like just yesterday, doesn't it?

  • Like 1
  • Thanks 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
18 hours ago, GroveDiesel said:

Am I the only one that thinks it’s totally crazy that Dancing With The Stars is having Carol Baskin on this season? Who’s next? OJ? Scott Peterson? It’s disgusting.

I long for the glamour days with the likes of Sean Spicer and Rick Perry

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, El Floppo said:

Only asking because it's the age I've seen girls get a bit awful with their moms.

A bit? Mine seems to have found a sarcastic role model somewhere, and she apparently decided her mother provided the best material for her verbal assaults.

It's all fun and games until a Nike sprouts from your forehead because I have to plant my shoe in your ###,  sweetheart

  • Like 2
  • Thanks 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ted Lasso on Apple TV is entertaining

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Bob Sacamano said:

A bit? Mine seems to have found a sarcastic role model somewhere, and she apparently decided her mother provided the best material for her verbal assaults.

It's all fun and games until a Nike sprouts from your forehead because I have to plant my shoe in your ###,  sweetheart

no clue where she could have gotten a streak of sarcasm.  

  • Like 1
  • Thanks 1
  • Thinking 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:
5 hours ago, Bob Sacamano said:

A bit? Mine seems to have found a sarcastic role model somewhere, and she apparently decided her mother provided the best material for her verbal assaults.

It's all fun and games until a Nike sprouts from your forehead because I have to plant my shoe in your ###,  sweetheart

no clue where she could have gotten a streak of sarcasm.  

Where could that daughter possibly learn that?

  • Laughing 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Wtfp3?

Anime here going to Vegas this week? I really really need to place an NFL Futures bet. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Last week we got 3 more random amazon packages, guess the review scammers are back to work.  We got a Milk Frother, a pack of 10 color ink cartridges and a random ladies sweater.  The Milk frother had over 1000 5 star reviews all posted on the same day and I found one from my wife.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 8/3/2020 at 11:25 AM, krista4 said:

How often do you guys drop your phones?  I feel like I drop my phone much more than a normal person.  What's normal?

Two phones ago - dropped it 2 days after I got it right on the cement, blew out the camera.

Last phone - dropped it into the toilet on the very first day I got it.

New phone - Just got it 2 weeks ago, still in tact no drop.................yet

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, UOFI_316 said:

Last week we got 3 more random amazon packages, guess the review scammers are back to work.  We got a Milk Frother, a pack of 10 color ink cartridges and a random ladies sweater.  The Milk frother had over 1000 5 star reviews all posted on the same day and I found one from my wife.

You should definitely report it to Amazon. Only chance there’s going to be for them to pull it down.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So John Travolta had Covid, or so they thought. He had chills that were multplying and he was losing control. But they realized it was just Saturday Night Fever.

 

I'll see myself out

  • Like 1
  • Thinking 1
  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 9/3/2020 at 10:17 AM, mr. furley said:

daughter turned 12 on Sunday and has immediately transitioned to the "texting me from the other room" phase

that was quick

We are here now with our oldest daughter who is also 12. I told her that one word answers don’t qualify as full sentences so she needs to try better next time.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

“Did you go to school today?” - My dad via text this morning 

 

I graduated high school eleven years ago

  • Like 1
  • Thinking 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, wazoo11 said:

“Did you go to school today?” - My dad via text this morning 

 

I graduated high school eleven years ago

So, no?

  • Thanks 1
  • Laughing 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, GroveDiesel said:

So, no?

:lmao:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, wazoo11 said:

“Did you go to school today?” - My dad via text this morning 

 

I graduated high school eleven years ago

I must say, I found this post shocking.  You graduated high school?

  • Laughing 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I had a weird dream during my late afternoon nap Guy Fieri was actually @shuke

  • Thinking 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, wazoo11 said:

I had a weird dream during my late afternoon nap Guy Fieri was actually @shuke

"Late afternoon" implies to me there was an early afternoon nap on the books as well. And maybe an elevensies to boot. I approve. 

But I think it's already been established that shuke IS guy fieri. Or at least is another guy with a beard. Maybe. I'm not entirely sure who guy fieri is.

Edited by El Floppo
  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Take it to the shuke lookalike thread, stalkers.

 

  • Like 2
  • Thanks 4
  • Laughing 4
  • Thinking 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, shuke said:

Take it to the shuke lookalike thread, stalkers.

 

Mods... Alias check, please.

  • Laughing 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, wazoo11 said:

I had a weird dream during my late afternoon nap Guy Fieri was actually @shuke

please, please, please do a side by side recreation @shuke

  • Like 5
  • Thinking 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.