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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (12 Viewers)

General Malaise said:
An 80 year old man is sitting in the food court in the mall and can't stop looking at a young women with spiked hair, dyed blue, green, red, yellow and orange.

The young women eventually notices the attention of the old man and says "Old man, ever do anything really wild?"

The old man responds "Got really drunk once. ####ed a Parrot. Thought you might be my daughter."
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Oh! And I'm 99% sure this actually was a Playboy Party Joke from the early 80s, you fraud.

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Homer J Simpson said:
General Malaise said:
An 80 year old man is sitting in the food court in the mall and can't stop looking at a young women with spiked hair, dyed blue, green, red, yellow and orange.

The young women eventually notices the attention of the old man and says "Old man, ever do anything really wild?"

The old man responds "Got really drunk once. ####ed a Parrot. Thought you might be my daughter."
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An individual female is a woman. The plural form of woman is women.Get it right, jerkface!
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He was copying and pasting from facebook for some reason.
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email.

bunch of jerks.

 
Fat Drunk and Stupid said:
Good Posting Judge said:
Can I blaspheme in here? Not really crazy about steakhouses. And I like steak with something else, but just a big slab of steak, meh.

That's your unsolicited GPJ food opinion for November 3.
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Enjoy your ####### tofu with sprouts on sourdough bread, while watching the 49ers sucks for the next 6 years.
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It's probably going to be longer than 6 years, #######. Boom roasted.

 
Can't believe deviled eggs have turned out to be the most divisive food item discussed here. Seems like it's all love or hate.

I'm on the Hitler and ISIS-loving side of this divide.

 
General Malaise said:
An 80 year old man is sitting in the food court in the mall and can't stop looking at a young women with spiked hair, dyed blue, green, red, yellow and orange.

The young women eventually notices the attention of the old man and says "Old man, ever do anything really wild?"

The old man responds "Got really drunk once. ####ed a Parrot. Thought you might be my daughter."
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I'm pretty sure I read this joke in Playboy. In 1982 or so.

 
Just signed my son (5) and daughter (7) up for basketball. This time I learned my lesson, and checked the box marked YES to "volunteer to coach."

Wait...

 
I've been selected as a captain for this year's austin chronicle volleyball league.

Really need a good team name.

All i can come up with so far is "Wrath of Chron."

 
I'm racist when it comes to olives. Regular, canned black ones are an abomination.

All others are delicious.

Oddly enough, an olive is the one edible thing that I don't think I've ever seen in its natural state

 
Limp Ditka said:
I'm racist when it comes to olives. Regular, canned black ones are an abomination.

All others are delicious.

Oddly enough, an olive is the one edible thing that I don't think I've ever seen in its natural state
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Green ones are the best. Pretty much stuffed with anything you want - pimento, garlic, blue cheese, #### - I don't care - it's all good.

 
Limp Ditka said:
I'm racist when it comes to olives. Regular, canned black ones are an abomination.

All others are delicious.

Oddly enough, an olive is the one edible thing that I don't think I've ever seen in its natural state
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:hifive:

I am glad to know somebody else has discriminating taste when it comes to olives.

 
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