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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (1 Viewer)

Tell her that there have been several recent break-ins in the neighborhood, and you'd be willing to sleep over to make her feel more comfortable at nights.

 
If you have a motorcycle, pull it into the driveway and start revving it excessively, she'll instantly catch the drift that you're a bad boy.

"I'm just tuning it up."

"You ever take a ride on one of these?"

Alternatively, buy a motorcycle.

 
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Start cutting her lawn and tell her she looked like she could use a man in her life.   Tell her a strong male influence could help keep her daughters off their pole

 
Single woman with kids, roughly the same age as yours?  Come on man, this is like shooting fish in a barrell.

 
I used to score by cooking for women.  I'd invite them over, have a glass of wine or two, and a little conversation.  Then I'd put on my apron to start cooking, and that would usually get them laughing and a little innuendo going.  Plus it made my hog look that much bigger in comparison when it was unfurled later that night.

 
I think Oats is still a member of the purse forum.  Have him check to see if there are any threads written by a mother of two who moved to a new neighborhood and found she has a male neighbor who makes her weak in the knees.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Considered that too. After all, it would be a neighborly thing to do. But seriously, it has rained all but 2 days in the last 2 weeks. I don't have a covered grilling area. 
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grill in the living room

 
Asking her out is easy. Be subtle, the next time you run into her invite her and the kids over for a BBQ. Keep it casual. Make sure you have some beverages on hand and something to keep the kids occupied. The main thing you need to do is really determine if this is worth the hassle. I'd look for reasons it won't work before I go full steam ahead and have awkwardness forever with my neighbor.

Who knows, maybe once you get to know her you'll realize you guys aren't a great fit but you'll have a great neighbor who can give the kids a lift to school, introduce you to her friends etc... Think long term.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
I have a beautiful new neighbor that just moved in a few weeks ago, and I am crushing hard. She's a single (as I've been told from another neighbor) mom of 2 little girls.
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I have the exact same thing just happen to me... except I'm not crushing and she is the mother of 1 little girl.  No BS.

I have no idea if you are serious in your request though.  You really want to make something happen?

 
BigSteelThrill said:
I have the exact same thing just happen to me... except I'm not crushing and she is the mother of 1 little girl.  No BS.

I have no idea if you are serious in your request though.  You really want to make something happen?
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The whole scenario seem too wild and unlikely to you? 

 
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Tell her you only use Heinz ketchup. The fanciest of all children's condiments. That should woo her, or, at least her kids :homer:

 
chet said:
Are you sure you want to dip neighborhood pen in neighborhood ink?

If so, send her a welcome gift and offer to have the family over for dinner to give her the lay of the land.
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It's been a while. I'm ready to write a novel. :coffee:  

 
JerseyToughGuys said:
Is she new in town or just the neighborhood? TBD?

If she's new to town there is your in. Ask her what her kids are into and offer suggestions on places to go. Then offer her company.
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Not new to town. I know what she does for a living because we did have that brief exchange, but I know nothing else about her. Yet. 

 
Andy Dufresne said:
Say something, you know, grown up...

"We both know dating as a single parent is difficult but would you be interested in having just the first one for now?"
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Something along these lines is what I've been thinking. And I thought maybe a lunch thing would be informal, good face-time with no kids involved, no babysitter arranging, etc. 

Grilling burgers as several people said also a good idea if it will ever quit raining!

 
lakerstan said:
Prediction:  7/10 - Hottest mother of 2 within a single residential block radius.
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I'd say 8/10 - Easily the hottest on the block. Great body. Great smile. :wub:  

Probably trying to outkick my coverage here, but what the hell.  

I'll see if I can get a pic soon, but I don't want to crash this train before it even gets out of the station by looking like a creeper. 

 
[SIZE=14pt]Be yourself.[/SIZE]

Some of the worst advice ever in the history of advice giving.  Unless you happen to be incredibly entertaining.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
Considered that too. After all, it would be a neighborly thing to do. But seriously, it has rained all but 2 days in the last 2 weeks. I don't have a covered grilling area. 
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stop the excuses man!

 
RokNRole said:
Have you considered it might not be a good idea to bang your neighbor?
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(Shhhh, knock it off)

Pay no attention to this.   It's always a great idea to bang yer neighbor, particularly if you keep us informed on how it goes.

 
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