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Wooing my neighbor: I came. I hugged. I wooed. Now moving on. (8 Viewers)
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CurlyNight
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shadyridr
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Gustavo Fring
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I saw two naked Saints fans hugging it out in the woods the other day, HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO PUTT WITH THAT GOING ON, DOUG?!?
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cstu
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dhockster
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So if women disagree like you and Krista do in this situation, why do I need a dose of women's intuition?I'd say so far I'm one of the very few in here that has been right. Read his posts carefully with a dose of women's intuition..
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Don't Toews Me
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I think we've been looking at this all wrong.
A 90 minute hug? I think she's trying to break the world record for the longest hug. She's just training you up for the big event.
Two hugs here, a 90 minute hug there, tomorrow it'll be a 5 hour hug. I'd say by the end of September, you guys should be ready to compete for the Guinness World Record for Longest Hug.
A 90 minute hug? I think she's trying to break the world record for the longest hug. She's just training you up for the big event.
Two hugs here, a 90 minute hug there, tomorrow it'll be a 5 hour hug. I'd say by the end of September, you guys should be ready to compete for the Guinness World Record for Longest Hug.
Phil Elliott
Footballguy
First time only happens once. Once you get it, its over. Its all about the anticipation. Enjoy the journey, OP.
CurlyNight
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So far it doesn't look like I have been, based on what we know and don't know.. Like someone said, this is like a detective novel. In the end we'll see who was right.When Curly goes into I am woman so I can't possibly be wrong about this, mode.
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CurlyNight
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It's in reference to a post I made several pages back about how men think they know how to deal/romance women while at the same time whining about how they don't understand women..
The Future Champs
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If I read his posts carefully with the womenz intuition set on "max" I'd think he was gay, in denial, and looking for a new beard. NTTAWWT.I'd say so far I'm one of the very few in here that has been right. Read his posts carefully with a dose of women's intuition..
Willie Neslon
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When can we expect the next update from Bob Huggins? Did he say?
top dog
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Don't Toews Me
Footballguy
Which Wawa? I'll be there in 20...
Some really attractive girls work at Wawa's. It's insane.
CurlyNight
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James Daulton
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top dog
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James Daulton
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I kind of don't like hugs.
CurlyNight
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Both. If you don't understand who you are with, romance isn't going to happen--and vice versa.
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Insoxicated
So now CurlyNight is actually bragging about being in the sole person who's intimately in tune with a scenario that is being questioned if not outright mocked for it's absurdity?I'd say so far I'm one of the very few in here that has been right. Read his posts carefully with a dose of women's intuition..
Sounds about right...
Don't Toews Me
Footballguy
Am I the only one who feels the first 30-40 pages of this thread>the last 30-40 pages of this thread?
I'm still shocked we're at 84 pages here.
I'm still shocked we're at 84 pages here.
CurlyNight
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No I'm not the sole person so far that seems to be right.. there are a few others. But hey, I don't have much of a life right now so I thank Jessep for this fun thread..
Don't Toews Me
Footballguy
top dog
Footballguy
So what does it mean when I know exactly how to romance my wife but don't understand what to get her for Christmas, birthday, etc? I also don't understand why she can't pick what restraunt we should go to...
Her: Just pick somewhere, I don't care..
Me: Ok.. Let's go to ______
Her: Oh, I don't want to go there..
TheAristocrat
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Not even remotely true. Mistakes can be made. Trust me, I know. Many a woman has made the mistake of romancing with me.
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Insoxicated
Yes and it's not even close... This went from an intriguing setup to the twilight zone.
I suspect if these two ever procreate, Jessep and our heroine will feed each other the placenta while embracing under a full moon.
top dog
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Chemical X
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I'm all out of hugs, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, hugging for so long
I know you were right, hugging for so long
Ditkaless Wonders
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Enderdog
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rockaction
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Rick James
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This is such a classic response from a woman. "Oh you go ahead and hug it out dude, she'll totally wet her panties at the thought of another 90 minute hug session!"
Angry Beavers
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Amazing the number of pages in here............... you need to marry her quickly or the number of FBG's at your wedding is going to limit your venue......
Spike
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Major
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The last 80+ pages of varying opinion keeps reminding of this scene from European Vacation. Substitute Saints attire, coffee shops and hugs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2dFUV8WjRc
James Daulton
Footballguy
If only hugs continue, still way more than the former. If our hero actually makes any kind of intimate contact, way more than the later.
cstu
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Northern Voice
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This ties in well with my theory that hug is just a euphemism in case his kids come across this or something and he ####ed her then messaged her later so they could #### again and this last time they ####ed for 90 minutes straight...
St. Louis Bob
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You guys are taking "hugs not drugs" a little too far IMO.
Apple Jack
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The Duff Man
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James Daulton
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DocHolliday
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If you need help in making that happen, start a thread asking for advice. You will get plenty of advice.
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Insoxicated
I think maybe going to church together, then schedule a sit down with your pastor/preacher for some pre-marital counseling is a good next step. It's good to really work through that past, and be absolutely certain the stars are aligned properly before you go all willy-nilly with the kissing.
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