OFFICIAL FFA Pigeon Thread (1 Viewer)

Tom Servo · Dec 6, 2016

Tom Servo said:
The FFA should be renamed Pigeonguys.com

:cstu:

James Daulton · Dec 6, 2016

tommyboy said:
my only concern is whether or not FC472 got some of that sweet african lovin on his west coast swing

Holy thread 180 Batman!

edit: Nevermind, I get it now. You're talking about CSTU's realtor wife.

fantasycurse42 · Dec 6, 2016

Can someone explain to me water with no ice - why would you request this?

lardonastick · Dec 6, 2016

fantasycurse42 said:
Can someone explain to me water with no ice - why would you request this?

Sensitive teeth?

fantasycurse42 · Dec 6, 2016

lardonastick said:
Sensitive teeth?

makes sense, thanks.

Hilts · Dec 6, 2016

fantasycurse42 said:
Can someone explain to me water with no ice - why would you request this?

I prefer it. No ice, and no lemon. Just plain water. :shrug:

tommyboy · Dec 6, 2016

fantasycurse42 said:
Can someone explain to me water with no ice - why would you request this?

some people really ####### hate ice, ok? Lay off me already

coyote5 · Dec 6, 2016

I'm not going back through 94 pages, what's the deal with the pigeons?

fantasycurse42 · Dec 6, 2016

coyote5 said:
I'm not going back through 94 pages, what's the deal with the pigeons?

It came in from Squistion's twitter, but I'm not even positive how that happened... I'd say it was in the page 30-50 range, please bump if you find it.

Yankee23Fan · Dec 6, 2016

coyote5 said:
I'm not going back through 94 pages, what's the deal with the pigeons?

Maurile has a fetish. Who knew, right?

Thorn · Dec 6, 2016

coyote5 said:
I'm not going back through 94 pages, what's the deal with the pigeons?

I was there for the pigeons. But I don't "get" the pigeons.

Max Power · Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/hashtag/pidgeoftheday?src=hash

coyote5 · Dec 6, 2016

fantasycurse42 said:
It came in from Squistion's twitter, but I'm not even positive how that happened... I'd say it was in the page 30-50 range, please bump if you find it.

Let me get this straight. CSTU welched on the election bets. In an attempt to collect, FFA went Magnum PI on his ### and discovered that CSTU followed Squisition's twitter feed which included an (un)healthy pigeon fascination and from there we were off and running on all things pigeon? Still never found Squish's twitter feed, did he shut it down in the aftermath?

fantasycurse42 · Dec 6, 2016

:cstu:

BeaverCleaver · Dec 6, 2016

coyote5 said:
Let me get this straight. CSTU welched on the election bets. In an attempt to collect, FFA went Magnum PI on his ### and discovered that CSTU followed Squisition's twitter feed which included an (un)healthy pigeon fascination and from there we were off and running on all things pigeon? Still never found Squish's twitter feed, did he shut it down in the aftermath?

cstu didn't find or have anything to do with Squissy's twitter feed.

coyote5 · Dec 6, 2016

BeaverCleaver said:
cstu didn't find or have anything to do with Squissy's twitter feed.

Squish was following CSTU's feed?

BeaverCleaver · Dec 6, 2016

coyote5 said:
Squish was following CSTU's feed?

No @PayUpCSTU made a tweet to Squissys tweeter feed and people here saw it. Squissys twiiter feed was outed before that and he was warned many times about it but he proceed to act like he does and mock everyone. From there hilarity ensued.

fantasycurse42 · Dec 6, 2016

BeaverCleaver said:
From there hilarity ensued.

BeaverCleaver · Dec 6, 2016

I see @cstu00 has been tweeting again. What a pathetic loser.

coyote5 · Dec 6, 2016

BeaverCleaver said:
No @PayUpCSTU made a tweet to Squissys tweeter feed and people here saw it. Squissys twiiter feed was outed before that and he was warned many times about it but he proceed to act like he does and mock everyone. From there hilarity ensued.

Alright I have this pieced together now :lmao:

BeaverCleaver · Dec 6, 2016

coyote5 said:
Alright I have this pieced together now

Go look at the posts here on Nov 11th and on.

Otis · Dec 6, 2016

I'm trying to keep the summary updated, and even I really have no idea what happened in here.

The Commish · Dec 6, 2016

My biggest question is why is the pooping pigeon :cstu; and not :squis:

Doesn't make sense.

TheAristocrat · Dec 6, 2016

Otis said:
I'm trying to keep the summary updated, and even I really have no idea what happened in here.

Didn't you toss a couple paralegals on this so we could have links in the original post? End of the year pro bono billing?

BeaverCleaver · Dec 6, 2016

The Commish said:
My biggest question is why is the pooping pigeon :cstu; and not :squis:

Doesn't make sense.

because it represents someone welching and crapping on someone. Pigeons crap a lot. cstu has done more of that than Squissy but Squissy still sucks.

MindCrime · Dec 6, 2016

The Commish said:
My biggest question is why is the pooping pigeon :cstu; and not :squis:

Doesn't make sense.

Because the icon was meant to be a graphical representation and reminder of what cstu did and the far reaching affects it can have. The pooping pigeon represents how innocent (?) people can be caught up in the web of deceit.

Oh, and because a pooping pigeon is way funnier that a bottle of grape juice.

(Or, because this thread has seemlesly morphed from one unrelated topic into another, none of us really have a friggin clue anymore)

The Commish · Dec 6, 2016

See, I saw the poop and thought it was representing the pooping on of a thread...thus my question...thanks

Tom Servo · Dec 7, 2016

The Commish said:
See, I saw the poop and thought it was representing the pooping on of a thread...thus my question...thanks

:cstu:

TheAristocrat · Dec 7, 2016

Has anyone else been throwing pigeon references into everyday conversations? Because I know I have been.

Peyton Marino · Dec 7, 2016

TheAristocrat said:
Has anyone else been throwing pigeon references into everyday conversations? Because I know I have been.

someone at work mentioned getting distracted by pigeons outside their office window and I laughed more than was reasonable.

Jayrod · Dec 7, 2016

coyote5 said:
I'm not going back through 94 pages, what's the deal with the pigeons?

They are beautiful, majestic creatures. That's the deal.

fantasycurse42 · Dec 7, 2016

I nominate Chad Stuart for Time/FFA person of the year.

gianmarco · Dec 7, 2016

coyote5 said:
I'm not going back through 94 pages....

Your loss.

Tusken Raider · Dec 7, 2016

I keep hoping @Studs & Duds will pop in here and indulge us with a story involving Uncle Klompits, pigeons, and/or wagering.

Oh, and :cstu:

gianmarco · Dec 8, 2016

I'm going to start replying in threads with limericks only for a bit.

Jayrod · Dec 8, 2016

gianmarco said:
I'm going to start replying in threads with limericks only for a bit.

:subscribe:

I've been working on a pigeon only limerick, but it just isn't ready yet.

gianmarco · Dec 8, 2016

Jayrod said:
:subscribe:

I've been working on a pigeon only limerick, but it just isn't ready yet.

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/752209-wife-hasnt-spoken-to-me-in-4-days/?do=findComment&comment=19680643

fantasycurse42 · Dec 9, 2016

$2 savings, baller :excited:

http://i.imgur.com/I7p7F5e.png

ETA:

:cstu:

fantasycurse42 · Dec 9, 2016

Guy shops for ziplock bags on slickdeals :lmao:

We really dropped the ball on due diligence here.

gianmarco · Dec 9, 2016

Those who have read this entire thread, it's almost as if we're part of a pigeon clique. Or pigeon cluck. Who knows.

TheAristocrat · Dec 9, 2016

gianmarco said:
Those who have read this entire thread, it's almost as we're part of a pigeon clique. Or pigeon cluck. Who knows.

A cluckold?

fantasycurse42 · Dec 9, 2016

A man searching for bags with a ziplock

Waiting to collect $300 staring at the clock

Donald Trump won the election

Chad made the wrong selection

He thought it would be really funny

Turns out he has no money

Thinking it would've been a landslide

Now he has to run and hide

Peyton Marino · Dec 9, 2016

someone really should try to sleep with his wife.

fantasycurse42 · Dec 9, 2016

Peyton Marino said:
someone really should try to sleep with his wife.

pass

RnR · Dec 9, 2016

Peyton Marino said:
someone really should try to sleep with his wife.

if you've got a pic and the digits, i'm sure we could get the ball rolling.

gianmarco · Dec 9, 2016

I completely forgot to post this earlier. I had gotten a group of likes in this thread (the Christmas card) and this is what it looked like when I saw them on my phone. Notice ALL the avatars.

Baloney Sandwich · Dec 9, 2016

gianmarco said:
I completely forgot to post this earlier. I had gotten a group of likes in this thread (the Christmas card) and this is what it looked like when I saw them on my phone. Notice ALL the avatars.

:cstu:

Jayrod · Dec 9, 2016

What what!

Tom Hagen · Dec 9, 2016

Peyton Marino said:
someone really should try to sleep with his wife.

It's strange but I feel that sleeping with his wife would be acceptable but calling her to tell her about the bet is crossing a line somehow.

NREC34 · Dec 9, 2016

Where do we put her on the offdee scale?

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