I thought I would share my story here. Someone might find it amusing, or pathetic, or pathetically amusing.
Sportsbook betting just became legal in Indiana before the NFL season, and even though I am in Ohio, I am just about 45 minutes from a place I can now legally place a bet. Now, not being someone who has been able to legally place a bet for a lot of his life, it makes sense that I would not have a clue about this.
I know some are professionals who go for the season grind trying to win, what? 57%, so that you can come out ahead on the season, but I am more of a long shot type bettor. I prefer 4 card poker over blackjack, Mississippi Stud over Roulette, and Pai Gow over just about anything. I play GPPs on DK because doubling my money doesn't hold quite the same excitement for me as a shot at a million. Again, long shot bettor. I'm fairly low stakes, so I don't see this as being a problem. It's what I like.
So, I take a little jaunt over to the sportsbook to place my first legal bet and I am looking at a 4 team 7 point teaser. Not really big money, but I just wanted to get my feet wet. The line for the counter was ridiculous, so I went to a kiosk to place my $20 wager. I punch in my 4 teams, and I hit the teaser button on screen (I think) and proceed to print out my ticket. I thought the odds were pretty favorable for a teaser, but being a newbie, didn't really put much into it. I played a little 4 card while I was there, pocketed $180 and drove back to the great state of Ohio. Now I'm thinking. +1198 for a 4 team 7 point teaser seems way too good to be true. When I get to my destination, I look at the ticket, and you've probably figured out now, that it didn't accept the teaser, and my bet was just a 4 team parlay. oops.
Here are the four I went with. NE -18.5, IND +3.5, Jax +9.5, and Atlanta +2. After a bit of a sweat last night, and a few curse words when the two-point conversion put Phi up by 3, it turns out that being an idiot actually worked in my favor. This Friday, I will cash my ticket for $260. I still don't know what I did wrong at the kiosk, but I guess it all worked out. Its still a little too far out of the way to make this a weekly habit, but if Ohio does legalize, I'll be minutes from a place. I better figure it out fast, or I probably won't get so lucky the next time.