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Star Wars The Last Jedi Episode 8 thread: this thread sucks, you should avoid it even after you've seen the movie (2 Viewers)

I think my favorite thing so far of people being critical (not necessarily here, but I guess somewhat also) is that everybody spent two years saying how TFA was too derivative and then they make a pretty original movie that casts off a lot of old tropes and injects more humor than we've ever seen to the franchise and the same people are screaming THAT'S NOT STAR WARS. 

Amazing. 

 
The Jedi FaceTime thing was pretty dumb too. 
I would've liked it more if it was some mystical connection they had like Luke and Leia, Luke and Vader etc. Instead it was just snoke acting as their IT coordinator and connecting their force PCs overseas.

 
No I don't. I've given up. I purposely didn't watch anything this time before going in. I didn't want to be over hyped like I was with TFA. I wanted to be free of expectations. 

Butright off the bat they hit me with the first order allowing a single xwing to sit there for 5 mins trolling them instead of blasting it out of the sky. Then we get the longest chase scene in cinema history. 

What perspective do I need?

As for character development, who was developed? Kylo? Maybe. Rey? I don't think so. She's right where she was at the beginning of this movie except with very minimal training she can now float rocks. Or maybe she always could. They don't really give us anything to go on. Luke? I was almost on board with this one but he was so back and forth and nothing like Luke Skywalker from RoTJ that this might as well have been a new character.
Ok bye.

 
And I guess Rey is some just some random powerful force user.  After like 6 hours of movies they have given us nothing on her and I guess they never will

 
Some scenes were still copied from old star wars though. riding up the elevator to meet the emperor. The conversation with snoke was so like the meeting with the emperor.  Making her stare out the window at the fleet being destroyed.  If it was my movie, I would not do any of those things.  But I'm cool with it.

 
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If you didn't like the movie, you didn't like it.  Cool.   But you're really reaching here. 

The porgs had a total of maybe 45 seconds of meaningful screen time, With no 'speaking'.  Jar Jar was the worst character by far they've put on screen.   The porgs are an afterthought. 
The porg scene with chewie trying to eat one was funny. I thought they were fine.

Leia floating back into the ship was bad and the casino Finn scene could have been better served as shorter but I get they were trying to give him equal screen time.

 
And I guess Rey is some just some random powerful force user.  After like 6 hours of movies they have given us nothing on her and I guess they never will
Pretty much. Plus It wasn't just that they made her random powerful force user, it's that they seemed to go out of there way trolling people into thinking something meaningful was coming (the meditation scene, connection to Ben, the mirror room) and then just go nope, gotcha! She's a random nobody force user. Aren't we clever.

 
Pretty much. Plus It wasn't just that they made her random powerful force user, it's that they seemed to go out of there way trolling people into thinking something meaningful was coming (the meditation scene, connection to Ben, the mirror room) and then just go nope, gotcha! She's a random nobody force user. Aren't we clever.
I thought you said you were leaving.

 
The porg scene with chewie trying to eat one was funny. I thought they were fine.

Leia floating back into the ship was bad and the casino Finn scene could have been better served as shorter but I get they were trying to give him equal screen time.
Yes the Leia scene was cringe worthy and I thought that was a perfect time to get rid of that character.

 
One big gripe for me is that the whole Luke training Ren then tries to kill him kindof was vague and bugged me.  So Luke sensed dark in Ben, Ben went to Snoke and then Luke tried to kill him?  Seems like I missed something in there.

Also I wished they would have talked about Reys backstory and training or how she knows the force.

 
Star Wars was released when I was 12.  I saw it 24 times on it's first run (yeah...back when I could get into the movies for $1.50).  My 12 year old mind just couldn't get enough of everything about the movie.  And above all else, it was fun.  Good guys versus the bad guys fun with some other stuff sprinkled in to keep it interesting.  As I grew older, I craved the deeper, more adult stuff.  I began to see the flaws in the original Star Wars movies and the prequels only compounded those flaws.

When this movie was released, I read some of the twitter reactions coming out of Great Britain before seeing it.  I saw how a significant number of those hated this movie.  So I decided to go into it with my 12 year old mind.  And guess what?  It was fun and enjoyable!  Were there flaws?  Absolutely.  Leia's Mary Poppins act sucked.  And several other things that have been mentioned.  BUT...it was fun, some cool things were shown, it wasn't a re-hash story and I enjoyed it for that.  I think we have to realize that Star Wars is for the kid in us.  Not necessarily the adult in us.
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We're about the same age, except I only saw in the theater once and read the book (my dad was cheap, :lol:  ). However, I went into this movie with my sons who are 15 and 16. It was boys night out and I just wanted a fun time for us. And you know what? I got it. Yes, the adult in me could find the stuff to beef about, but at the end of the day, another generation of my family has enjoyed the Star Wars franchise and will (hopefully) have memories of me taking them when they take their kids to Star Wars 24. 

 
There was good, and there was awful.   I want to like it,  but it tried to push me away.  However, all of that, explain this to me.  . .

What the hell with the solid gold Snoke dancers?   Something dramatic happens,  strike a pose!  It was worse than freaking power rangers.  I was awestruck in disbelief at that. 

 
There was good, and there was awful.   I want to like it,  but it tried to push me away.  However, all of that, explain this to me.  . .

What the hell with the solid gold Snoke dancers?   Something dramatic happens,  strike a pose!  It was worse than freaking power rangers.  I was awestruck in disbelief at that. 
I thought they were just ugly Buckeye cheerleaders. :pokey:  

(But I repeat myself.)

 
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Star Wars was released when I was 12.  I saw it 24 times on it's first run (yeah...back when I could get into the movies for $1.50).  My 12 year old mind just couldn't get enough of everything about the movie.  And above all else, it was fun.  Good guys versus the bad guys fun with some other stuff sprinkled in to keep it interesting.  As I grew older, I craved the deeper, more adult stuff.  I began to see the flaws in the original Star Wars movies and the prequels only compounded those flaws.

When this movie was released, I read some of the twitter reactions coming out of Great Britain before seeing it.  I saw how a significant number of those hated this movie.  So I decided to go into it with my 12 year old mind.  And guess what?  It was fun and enjoyable!  Were there flaws?  Absolutely.  Leia's Mary Poppins act sucked.  And several other things that have been mentioned.  BUT...it was fun, some cool things were shown, it wasn't a re-hash story and I enjoyed it for that.  I think we have to realize that Star Wars is for the kid in us.  Not necessarily the adult in us.
I have found every single Star Wars movie (except Attack of the Clones) fun.

This movie has plenty of Star Wars fun. But personal taste, I enjoyed 5 other Star Wars films a lot more. This movie is not trash at all. But the hype machine is just that. It fell flat for me and I am an  orignal trilogy fan first and foremost.

 
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I have found every aingle Star Wars movie (except Attack of the Clones) fun.

This movie has plenty of Star Wars fun. But personal taste, I enjoyed 5 other Star Wars films a lot more. This movie is not trash at all. But the hype machine is just that. It fell flat for me and I am an  orignal trilogy fan first and foremost.
I agree, its like Johnson and Abrams have some feud about the direction of the story.  The Casino planet with the horses was 100% totally unnecessary as was the fat girl trying to get with Finn.  They should have shaved 45 minutes off this puppy.

Did anyone else have 50 minutes of commercials and previews last night.  Damn that is way uncalled for.

 
I agree, its like Johnson and Abrams have some feud about the direction of the story.  The Casino planet with the horses was 100% totally unnecessary as was the fat girl trying to get with Finn.  They should have shaved 45 minutes off this puppy.

Did anyone else have 50 minutes of commercials and previews last night.  Damn that is way uncalled for.
30 mins on previews. Some interesting movies. Plus it had infinity wars preview again which was well done.

As for rose, I had no problem trying to get Finn a love interest ( at times I thought they were going to go truly risky and go with a Finn/Poe relationship). But every aspect of that arc was cringe worthy. Rose calling him a hero of the resistance when it was what like a couple of days earlier they destroyed star killer base? Does hero worship happen that fast? And then she totally went against that and accused him of treason. Then just as quickly goes along with his reasoning and joins him on a wacky adventure on Casino planet where all the cops  are Shredder apparently. All while the first order is slowly chasing a cruiser with like a dozen star destroyers.

So oh yea why was Rose there again?

 
30 mins on previews. Some interesting movies. Plus it had infinity wars preview again which was well done.

As for rose, I had no problem trying to get Finn a love interest ( at times I thought they were going to go truly risky and go with a Finn/Poe relationship). But every aspect of that arc was cringe worthy. Rose calling him a hero of the resistance when it was what like a couple of days earlier they destroyed star killer base? Does hero worship happen that fast? And then she totally went against that and accused him of treason. Then just as quickly goes along with his reasoning and joins him on a wacky adventure on Casino planet where all the cops  are Shredder apparently. All while the first order is slowly chasing a cruiser with like a dozen star destroyers.

So oh yea why was Rose there again?
Infiniti war looked awesome

 
BTW what's the over under now on Kylo and Rey kissing in 9? It seemed their personal face time thing still worked after Snokes death. He could totally work that angle.

 
I agree, its like Johnson and Abrams have some feud about the direction of the story.  .
There is an interesting discussion/theory floating around right now about this.

In general it has to do with Rey's background and parents.  JJ wants it to be important but Johnson did not feel it fit thematically into his movie and story the was trying to tell so he handled it with the "you are no one" line.

The interesting part is JJ is back for #9, so he could easily bring it back if he wanted since it is no real stretch to think Ben had every reason to lie to her in that moment.

 
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Didn't read the entire thread.

I thought the movie was great.  Took my twins and they both loved it.  The theater was full of a mix of old and young and everyone was cheering, laughing, and clapping at times during and after the movie.   I don't know what else one would expect?      

Great movie
I don't have a grudge against anyone having an opinion but when reading a thread like this I am just so glad I can go to movies and enjoy them.  It has to absolutely suck to constantly go to movies and hate them.  

I turned to my daughter during the scroll just after the cheering ended and said "I feel 10 again", and I did.  To me that is the real magic of these movies.  I feel kind of bad for those who can't enjoy the simple pleasures like this.

The fact that I can see at least 6 more of these has me giddy.

 
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There is an interesting discussion/theory floating around right now about this.

In general it has to do with Rey's background and parents.  JJ wants it to be important but Johnson did not feel it fit thematically into his movie and story the was trying to tell so he handled it with the "you are no one" line.

The interesting part is JJ is back for #9, so he could easily bring it back if he wanted since it is no real stretch to think Ben had every reason to lie to her in that moment.
I thought he lied. Wasn't till the end of the movie that I thought maybe Johnson just doesn't give a #### about it though.

 
There is an interesting discussion/theory floating around right now about this.

In general it has to do with Rey's background and parents.  JJ wants it to be important but Johnson did not feel it fit thematically into his movie and story the was trying to tell so he handled it with the "you are no one" line.

The interesting part is JJ is back for #9, so he could easily bring it back if he wanted since it is no real stretch to think Ben had every reason to lie to her in that moment.
It’s odd how it seems like there was no real outline for the entire trilogy. I find it really strange that they let another writer/director pen the all important 2nd part of the trilogy after part 1 was already told. I read an interview with Johnson and he said how he really focused on the flashback from TFA in order to get her background right. Maybe I’m missing it but someone tell me what he learned or used from that flashback to enhance her storyline. :shrug:  

 
One big gripe for me is that the whole Luke training Ren then tries to kill him kindof was vague and bugged me.  So Luke sensed dark in Ben, Ben went to Snoke and then Luke tried to kill him?  Seems like I missed something in there.

Also I wished they would have talked about Reys backstory and training or how she knows the force.
Luke explained it to Rea as a flash of emotion that swept over when when he looked into Ben's mind and saw how completely it had been taken by the dark side. He also said it passed in a moment, but not before Ben saw him standing over him with his Lightsaber drawn. 

 
It’s odd how it seems like there was no real outline for the entire trilogy. I find it really strange that they let another writer/director pen the all important 2nd part of the trilogy after part 1 was already told. I read an interview with Johnson and he said how he really focused on the flashback from TFA in order to get her background right. Maybe I’m missing it but someone tell me what he learned or used from that flashback to enhance her storyline. :shrug:  
I read a few years ago that JJ did the entire outline but the second director has some ability to add things in. But it seems like the entire plot is mapped out. Maybe Rian just said can I punt this parenthood story to you, or maybe JJ wanted to cover it?

 
I read a few years ago that JJ did the entire outline but the second director has some ability to add things in. But it seems like the entire plot is mapped out. Maybe Rian just said can I punt this parenthood story to you, or maybe JJ wanted to cover it?
Fair enough, I didn’t know that about J.J. Eveything Johnson seems to say is that he had free reign to do whatever he wanted and met often with the the Lucasfilm people to get their approval/blessing for the history/backstory of what he was telling. I guess he had a basic plot line to follow and everything else was his. Will be interesting to see what they do in IX, I don’t really see too much story left to tell worthy of a 2+ hour movie. 

 
Fair enough, I didn’t know that about J.J. Eveything Johnson seems to say is that he had free reign to do whatever he wanted and met often with the the Lucasfilm people to get their approval/blessing for the history/backstory of what he was telling. I guess he had a basic plot line to follow and everything else was his. Will be interesting to see what they do in IX, I don’t really see too much story left to tell worthy of a 2+ hour movie. 
We all left the theater surprised that it was not a little more of a cliff hanger to lead into 9.  With Fisher being set up as a key player and now passing, JJ and the writers might have to go in a different direction a bit.  I have no idea what 9 is going to be about outside of building to an eventual Rey and Kylo confrontation.

I was interested to learn more about the Knights of Ren but Luke kind of quickly brushed over it and they never show them with Kylo.

 
Fair enough, I didn’t know that about J.J. Eveything Johnson seems to say is that he had free reign to do whatever he wanted and met often with the the Lucasfilm people to get their approval/blessing for the history/backstory of what he was telling. I guess he had a basic plot line to follow and everything else was his. Will be interesting to see what they do in IX, I don’t really see too much story left to tell worthy of a 2+ hour movie. 
They are down to the falcon and like 6 people.  One who is already dead and doesn't know it yet. 

 
I don't have a grudge against anyone having an opinion but when reading a thread like this I am just so glad I can go to movies and enjoy them.  It has to absolutely suck to constantly go to movies and hate them.  

I turned to my daughter during the scroll just after the cheering ended and said "I feel 10 again", and I did.  To me that is the real magic of these movies.  I feel kind of bad for those who can't enjoy the simple pleasures like this.

The fact that I can see at least 6 more of these has me giddy.
Yes, reading some of the posts it seems like there is a lot of people genuinely offended by some of the weaker parts of the movie. I agree that Flying Leia was horrible and the casino scenes/Finn and Rose pairing fell flat, but the good was spectacular and outweighs the bad. And I am thankful for the years of fun and family bonding that this series has/continues to provide. I look forward to seeing it again next week when I visit my mom. Not a lot of entertainment out there where Grandma/son/grandkids can go spend time together and everyone is equally pumped.

Which is probably why these Star Wars threads get so long. Part of the fun for many of us is analyzing these things to death. Nine movies and forty years will do that. The analysis and banter just should to be an enjoyable part of the shared experience. 

 
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certainly seemed like he focused on the little girl being sold to the junk dealer part of the dream to focus on the "you are no one" theme.
 Maybe Han and Leia are her parents too and he was making with the sonly angst in that scene.  They are no one to HIM because he's all angst-y and teen agery and they should be no one to her because they sold her to a junk dealer. And when he sees that she really doesnt know he makes up that stuff about them beng dead and buried in pauper's graves. 

Also it turns out that the entire Star Wars universe is actually Purgatory. 

 
They are down to the falcon and like 6 people.  One who is already dead and doesn't know it yet. 
This is where they have kind of a tough job. No one across the galaxy came to answer their distress signal, they all lost hope. Rey is that hope, but they have to basically use her as propaganda to get that support throughout the galaxy again, kinda like Katniss in Hunger Games. 

That makes me think we'll see and learn more about the Knights of Ren--the students Kylo took with him when he left Luke's academy in ashes. Rey will need someone to beat up on throughout the movie as she warms up. Hopefully that gives us some more flashbacks or exposition about Snoke and his history/role, and why they aren't just Sith, but since they'll want to finish establishing Kylo as the ultimate Big Bad I'm sure it will mostly focus on him. 

 
Fair enough, I didn’t know that about J.J. Eveything Johnson seems to say is that he had free reign to do whatever he wanted and met often with the the Lucasfilm people to get their approval/blessing for the history/backstory of what he was telling. I guess he had a basic plot line to follow and everything else was his. Will be interesting to see what they do in IX, I don’t really see too much story left to tell worthy of a 2+ hour movie. 
Maybe 9 will have more backstory/exposition 

 
Yeah, the guy from Lost is known for tying up loose ends. 
He had almost nothing to do with that show other than being part of the idea at first and being a producer. Dude wasn't writing the crap storylines from season to season. Abrams has a far far greater catalogue of movies he's made that contradict what you're saying--plenty of satisfying conclusions. You're looking for things to complain about. 

 
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As a huge genre fan I love the age diverse communal nature of these films. 

As we settled into our seats there were teenaged girls behind us in full Rey cosplay, there were dads in front of us as excited as their young sons they were taking.  A guy in his 20's next to us baked Star Wars themed treats (Han in Chocolate Carbonite, a vanilla Falcon etc) that he was sharing with every one.

 
He almost nothing to do with that show other than being part of the idea at first and being a producer. Dude wasn't writing the crap storylines from season to season. Abrams has a far far greater catalogue of movies he's made that contradict what you're saying--plenty of satisfying conclusions. 
So you think it was just a coincidence that there was bunch of mystery and lore that was written into TFA that went nowhere? Fine believe what you want. 

 

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