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2 minutes ago, Dan Lambskin said:

Arbitrary and final 

We'll get to that, don't get your knickers in a twist.

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krista4 should change her name to krista1 cuz she's the best!!!

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What's our black sheep stacking?

 

 

 

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It’s all about the Benjamins!

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Geez, Washington and Lincoln didn’t even come to mind.  :bag: 

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Posted (edited)

Abraham Lincoln - 13
George Washington - 10
Benjamin Franklin - discovered mediocrity
Thomas Jefferson - 2
Andrew Jackson - 2
Alexander Hamilton - 2
Dwight Eisenhower - lmao. no.

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1 minute ago, krista4 said:

Geez, Washington and Lincoln didn’t even come to mind.  :bag: 

What about Ringo?

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Just now, Getzlaf15 said:

What about Ringo?

Always on my mind.

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3 minutes ago, hagmania said:

Abraham Lincoln - 13
George Washington - 10
Benjamin Franklin - discovered mediocrity
Thomas Jefferson - 2
Andrew Jackson - 2
Dwight Eisenhower - lmao. no.

Eisenhower was on the dollar coin for a few years in the 70's.  And I answered Alexander Hamilton - the guy that created our economy and its money.  So, you know, I should get points.

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I've predicted Krista answers in my answers successful twice

That feels like arbitrary bonus pts imo

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2 minutes ago, belljr said:

I've predicted Krista answers in my answers successful twice

That feels like arbitrary bonus pts imo

until he arbitrarily subtracts points from you for begging.

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5 minutes ago, Yankee23Fan said:

Eisenhower was on the dollar coin for a few years in the 70's.  And I answered Alexander Hamilton - the guy that created our economy and its money.  So, you know, I should get points.

whoops, Hamilton did score as well.

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04. What's something your dog can get away with but you can't?

Long Ball Larry    -     PEEING ON CARPET
GAlmgren    -     -Leg humping
Dan Lambskin    -    ####ting on the sidewalk
Galileo    -       I don't have a dog, but I'll go with sniffing people's asses
Nipsey    -     - Lick own privates
belljr    -     Having sex with another dog? Sniffing strangers butts?  Let's go farting in public
shuke    -     Sniffing crotches
Nugget    -          Peeing outside
Yankee23Fan    -     Putting his head in anyone's lap. 
Bob Sacamano    -     Would Krista be crass enough to give the obvious answer on a board full of guys? Of course. Let's say poop in the yard
Getzlaf15    -        pooping on the lawn.  @Krista's Poop Joke
El Floppo    -      sniffing strangers' butts. I'm not ned.
AAABatteries    -     Drinking out of the toilet bowl
The Iguana    -     Licking it's balls
Cjw_55106    -     defecating outside
Hodor    -    - DRAG BOOTYHOLE ON JANICE'S NEW RUG
EYLive    -     - peeing on lawns
ProstheticRGK    -    autofellating
Worm    -    licking their privates
Maik Jeaunz    -     sniffing butts is the joke answer, but probably also the most popular.
fatguyinalittlecoat    -     Crotch sniffing strangers
ShamrockPride    -     Use the bathroom in public
IrishTwinkie    -    Farting in the room
caustic    -     Drinking out of toilet
Jules Winnfield    -     Eating cat turds
Sinn Fein    -     Humping the neighbor
Ray McKigney    -    Humping my hot neighbor's leg. He hates when I do it. 
Rustoleum    -     Pissing in the yard (seriously jealous of this)
Nick Vermeil    -     Dropping his turds in public 
Ned    -      Licking his butthole
dino259    -    Sniffing butts
scoobus    -     not using a toilet
popeye    -     - jumping up on my neighbor while naked and wiggling around like there is no tomorrow
Wingnut    -     Pooping in yard
heckmanm    -      Humping guests' legs
sho nuff    -      Licking himself

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9 minutes ago, Yankee23Fan said:

Eisenhower was on the dollar coin for a few years in the 70's.  And I answered Alexander Hamilton - the guy that created our economy and its money.  So, you know, I should get points.

My dad has a bar at home and inlaid into the bar are Bicentennial Silver Dollars with Dwight D Eisenhower

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5 minutes ago, hagmania said:

04. What's something your dog can get away with but you can't?


belljr    -     Having sex with another dog? Sniffing strangers butts?  Let's go farting in public
 

I have maintained repeatedly that this is reason A1 for living in NYC. farting with impunity

at this point, it's about all we've got. :( 

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I'm 3 for 3 on predicting the black sheep answer but this dog one's gonna be tough.

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8 minutes ago, hagmania said:

04. What's something your dog can get away with but you can't?

Long Ball Larry    -     PEEING ON CARPET
Jules Winnfield    -     Eating cat turds

:confused: who lets their dog get away with this?

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1 minute ago, Long Ball Larry said:

Hodor talkin about Tippy here.  Wow.

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13 minutes ago, hagmania said:

04. What's something your dog can get away with but you can't?


Jules Winnfield    -     Eating cat turds

:lmao::cry:

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Black sheep, black sheep, have you any wool?

 

 

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Humping people’s legs.  I probably can’t get away with it because of the COVID.

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2 minutes ago, Getzlaf15 said:

Best answer was anything to do with poop because @krista4 hates to poop.

It’s not that I hate it; it’s that I’m physically incapable due to being a lady.

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Just now, krista4 said:
3 minutes ago, Getzlaf15 said:

Best answer was anything to do with poop because @krista4 hates to poop.

It’s not that I hate it; it’s that I’m physically incapable due to being a lady.

@Krista's Poop Joke

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11 minutes ago, Hodor said:

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wouldn't say he quite got away with it since they sent him away.  

though i guess he went to a better environment.

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1 minute ago, krista4 said:
4 minutes ago, Getzlaf15 said:

Best answer was anything to do with poop because @krista4 hates to poop.

It’s not that I hate it; it’s that I’m physically incapable due to being a lady.

@Krista's Poop Joke

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this one giving me as much trouble as a question 10 would. hold please.

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Just now, Long Ball Larry said:

we've got a whole wild scene over here

I read this in a voice equivalent to the expression on your avatar's face.

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1 minute ago, hagmania said:

this one giving me as much trouble as a question 10 would. hold please.

peeing <> pooping.  Does that help?

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2 minutes ago, Long Ball Larry said:

wouldn't say he quite got away with it since they sent him away.  

though i guess he went to a better environment.

Who is Tippy!!?

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Just now, Galileo said:

peeing <> pooping.  Does that help?

correct. currently debating "in the yard" vs "in public"

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Just now, hagmania said:

correct. currently debating "in the yard" vs "in public"

Separate IMO

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1 minute ago, hagmania said:

correct. currently debating "in the yard" vs "in 

They're both "outdoors", if that helps.

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Just now, hagmania said:

correct. currently debating "in the yard" vs "in public"

I'd also throw out all the licking private responses as well.  Nobody here can do that if they wanted to.  So it is not something they could "get away with"... Arbitrary and final!

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Just now, Galileo said:

I'd also throw out all the licking private responses as well.  Nobody here can do that if they wanted to.  So it is not something they could "get away with"... Arbitrary and final!

Speak for yourself.

 

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1 minute ago, Galileo said:

I'd also throw out all the licking private responses as well.  Nobody here can do that if they wanted to.  So it is not something they could "get away with"... Arbitrary and final!

Gumby says FU

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2 minutes ago, Long Ball Larry said:

hmm, this is strange.

Yes it is!

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Tippy was the Tony Sopranos childhood dog, though now I'm realizing that I may be conflating 2 separate storylines.

In episode 59: Tony starts to reminisce about "Tippy" the dog, who was briefly a member of the Soprano household when they were kids. But then Tippy got worms and "had to move to the country." Un huh. "Tippy was gassed," reveals Janice. "Daddy took him to the pound. He used to drag his ### on the carpet just to scratch himself."

I thought that Tippy was the dog that his mother made his father give away and she gave it to his mistress Fran.  If he was gassed, then he definitely didn't get away with it.

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7 minutes ago, Galileo said:

I read this in a voice equivalent to the expression on your avatar's face.

as do i with your posts and avatar!

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Just now, Long Ball Larry said:

as do i with your posts and avatar!

You read in Italian?

 

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Celebrating Hump Day every day - krista'd
Pooping where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 6
Peeing where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 4
"Using the bathroom" where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 2
Sniffing butts - 4
Sniffing crotches - 2
"head in lap" - 0
Licking "down there" - 3
Licking butt/in general - 0
"autofellating" - 0
Drinking out of the toilet - 2
Lettin' 'er rip - 2
dragging butt - 0
eating turds - 0

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Posted (edited)

Farting is a match!!!!

Final!@!@!@!

Good job 

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8 minutes ago, Long Ball Larry said:

Tippy was the Tony Sopranos childhood dog, though now I'm realizing that I may be conflating 2 separate storylines.

In episode 59: Tony starts to reminisce about "Tippy" the dog, who was briefly a member of the Soprano household when they were kids. But then Tippy got worms and "had to move to the country." Un huh. "Tippy was gassed," reveals Janice. "Daddy took him to the pound. He used to drag his ### on the carpet just to scratch himself."

I thought that Tippy was the dog that his mother made his father give away and she gave it to his mistress Fran.  If he was gassed, then he definitely didn't get away with it.

Haha I just made up the name 

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3 minutes ago, hagmania said:

Celebrating Hump Day every day - krista'd
Pooping where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 6
Peeing where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 4
"Using the bathroom" where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 2
Sniffing butts - 4
Sniffing crotches - 2
"head in lap" - 0
Licking "down there" - 3
Licking butt/in general - 0
"autofellating" - 0
Drinking out of the toilet - 2
Lettin' 'er rip - 2
dragging butt - 0
eating turds - 0

It's post like these that always dissuade me from running for public office.

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