FFA Bored Games: Portmantoe! (1 Viewer)

[Chris B.]

Have the votes been tallied?

 

[hagmania]

Yes, but this is the reason I typically only do this on Fridays. Ready to present!

 

[hagmania]

Anteafinity
Word Formula by Long Ball Larry:
Anteater + Infinity

WINNER

Yankee23Fan

B.

losing all your chips just from the blinds

Host submission: n. a very ambiguously large number. "There must be anteafinity of them crawling around the kitchen!"

 

[hagmania]

Asstukulele
Word Formula by AAABatteries:
Assistant + Ukulele

WINNER

Chris B.

C.

noun: a highly skilled level of traditional Hawaiian farting

Host submission: n. a four-stringed butt flosser. "Honey, it's Thursday... have you seen my asstukulele?"

 

[Scoresman]

Asstukulele
Word Formula by AAABatteries:
Assistant + Ukulele

WINNER

Chris B.

C.

noun: a highly skilled level of traditional Hawaiian farting

Host submission: n. a four-stringed butt flosser. "Honey, it's Thursday... have you seen my asstukulele?"

I thought it was *** + Tuktuk + Ukulele, which gives an obvious definition.

 

[hagmania]

Buffalogna
Word Formula by scoobus:
Buffalo + Bologna

WINNER

AAABatteries A

B.

Lunch meat made of buffalo testes

Host submission: adj. patently unbelievable. "Listen, Jack - that claim is Buffalogna and you know it."

 

[hagmania]

Bungboozled
Word Formula by caustic:
Bunghole + Bamboozled

WINNER

Yankee23Fan

C.

thst feeling when she said she was gonna try that new thing youve been asking for tonight, and when she came over she meant she was bringing tai food from the new place that opened up

Host submission: v. (archaic) see: butt-chugging

 

[hagmania]

Carholic
Word Formula by shuke:
Carhole + Alcoholic

WINNER

caustic

A.

adj. having a debilitating addiction to Carvel ice cream cakes. "Melissa's heart sank as she arrived home; her husband, a recovering Carholic, had relapsed with a massive Fudgie the Whale bender over the weekend."

Host submission: n. religious denomination with a place of worship at drive-ins. "After Carholic Mass last Sunday, they showed The Pope's Exorcist! It ripped."

 

[hagmania]

Chamelevision
Word Formula by scoobus (2):
Chameleon + Television

WINNER

scoobus (2)

B.

n. ability to turn your eyes the same color as what you're watching

Host submission: n. (slang) all-encompassing word for medical conditions such as amblyopia (lazy eye) or strabismus (cross-eyed). "I know the poor guy at the concession stand didn't mean it, but his chamelevision was really freaking me out when I was just trying to order some popcorn in the line next to him."

 

[hagmania]

Hambiguous
Word Formula by Scoresman:
Ham + Ambiguous

WINNER

Scoresman A

A.

When making a sandwich, this describes the state of uncertainty surrounding the freshness of lunchmeat.

Host submission: I think all 3 responses covered the bases here. Well done!

 

[hagmania]

Liniot
Word Formula by Juxtatrot:
Linguistic + Idiot

WINNER

AAABatteries (2)

B.

Box wine that General Malaise drinks on the weekend

Host submission: n. the scorekeeper responsible for making tally marks in a game of cornhole

 

[hagmania]

Monsterpanties
Word Formula by AAABatteries (2):
Monkey + Stirrup + Aunties

WINNER

Ramsay Hunt Experience

C.

your first clue your girlfriend isn't splurging on Brazilian waxes

Host submission: v. (colloquialism) to regulate temperature, as a very, very big dog. "Aww, look at Brutus, he's got a case of the monsterpanties."

 

[hagmania]

Pantaluminum
Word Formula by Ramsay Hunt Experience:
Pantaloons + Aluminum

WINNER

Dezbelief

B.

n. The newest craze in the Industrial Punk music genre, denim coated with aluminum.

Host submission: no definition needed here. My favorite new word submission, very fun to say!

 

[hagmania]

PMuke
Word Formula by Poke_4_Life:
PM + shuke I love simple things

WINNER

scoobus B

A.

v. sending a message to someone who you know will be excited for it

Host submission: I agree with Poke_4_Life, and if you don't like that I suggest you PMuke.

 

[hagmania]

Restreckling
Word Formula by Nathan R. Jessup:
Bathroom + Heckling

WINNER

caustic

C.

v. in a public lavatory, interrupting a stranger's bowel movements with derisive comments. "Geoffrey was having a good day until the restreckling he received in the Walmart bathroom, as an unfriendly shopper exclaimed 'This MF needs to go easy on the fiber.'"

Host submission: I'll just let the Colonel take his lumps here. Lol

 

[hagmania]

Salamiagra
Word Formula by Scoresman (2):
Salami + Viagra

Salamiagra

Scoresman (2)

A.

Getting sexually aroused at the sight, smell, or taste of salame and other similar cuts of charcuterie.

Host submission: n. exclamation used by creepo magicians. "Salamiagra!"

 

[hagmania]

Tensestake
Word Formula by Dezbelief:
Tense + Stake

WINNER

AAABatteries A

C.

Peyton Manning Anime

Host submission: Perfection.

 

[hagmania]

Tummpalachia
Word Formula by Chris B.:
Tummy + Appalachia

WINNER

Chris B.

B.

noun: a medical condition where a person of Appalachian decent has an enlarged stomach due to inbred pregnancy

Host submission: n. geographic region in West Virginia renowned for its many hambiguous foodstuffs

 

[hagmania]

Vomitionator
Word Formula by Yankee23Fan:
Vomit + Position + Creator

WINNER

Yankee23Fan

C.

vomit position generator, a person who just spews nonsense online

Host submission: n. a subset of gladiators that yelled as competition. "Did you see that vomitionator who won last week? He died from dehydration and they fed him to the lions anyway."

 

[hagmania]

Congrats to all the winners! I gotta run. Make up your own rules for an overall winner, but I don't know if that's the point in a game like this.

I'll be back with Sheep, because I don't like stretching the game over multiple days. Thanks again for playing!

 

[scoobus]

Thanks Hags!

 

[Pigskin Fanatic]

well done, thanks for the fun read.