Asstukulele
Word Formula by AAABatteries:
Assistant + Ukulele
WINNER Chris B. C. noun: a highly skilled level of traditional Hawaiian farting
Host submission: n. a four-stringed butt flosser. "Honey, it's Thursday... have you seen my asstukulele?"
WINNER | Yankee23Fan | C. | thst feeling when she said she was gonna try that new thing youve been asking for tonight, and when she came over she meant she was bringing tai food from the new place that opened up |
WINNER | caustic | A. | adj. having a debilitating addiction to Carvel ice cream cakes. "Melissa's heart sank as she arrived home; her husband, a recovering Carholic, had relapsed with a massive Fudgie the Whale bender over the weekend." |
WINNER | scoobus (2) | B. | n. ability to turn your eyes the same color as what you're watching |
WINNER | Ramsay Hunt Experience | C. | your first clue your girlfriend isn't splurging on Brazilian waxes |
WINNER | caustic | C. | v. in a public lavatory, interrupting a stranger's bowel movements with derisive comments. "Geoffrey was having a good day until the restreckling he received in the Walmart bathroom, as an unfriendly shopper exclaimed 'This MF needs to go easy on the fiber.'" |
WINNER | Chris B. | B. | noun: a medical condition where a person of Appalachian decent has an enlarged stomach due to inbred pregnancy |
WINNER | Yankee23Fan | C. | vomit position generator, a person who just spews nonsense online |