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How many pairs of underwear do you own? (1 Viewer)

I recently discovered Ex Officio and they are the shiz.  I think 1 pair per day for 4 weeks. . . 28?  Who knows.  I mean, some are old and I need to ditch them.  They're at the bottom of the stack and it's like "meh, I don't wanna throw them out just in case" but then when it's time to wear them I look at them and say "hell no, I'm not wearing those!"  Dammit I'm throwing them out as soon as I get home. . . 14 or 15 after I get home!

 
12-15 boxer briefs, black and grey, nice mix of veterans and rookies.  Rotated regularly for even wear and tear...once i can see through them, they are released from their contract and a rookie takes their place.  The vets are generally used for workouts, etc, but the rookies have something to prove so I wear them to work.

 
Damn - 20+ pairs?  18 wears a year - are you guys just never throwing any out?

 
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I tested a whole bunch but off the top of my head and I hope I don't offend @squistion but here goes

12 Duluth

5 Exoffic

4 Calvin Klein modal

1 me undies

1 tommy john

1 UA boxer jock

my new thing is trying different extended size premium socks 

 
I tested a whole bunch but off the top of my head and I hope I don't offend @squistion but here goes

12 Duluth

5 Exoffic

4 Calvin Klein modal

1 me undies

1 tommy john

1 UA boxer jock

my new thing is trying different extended size premium socks 
Which socks give you the most realistic bulge ?

 
10-12 boxer briefs - 2 pair of compression shorts I can wear in a pinch if needed or I'm feeling pretty.
:lmao:

Probably 20ish. A decent blend of boxer briefs and boxers. Been wearing boxer briefs a lot more these past few months after about 25 years of boxers. I like them better in nice pants.

 
Maybe 30 or so... I bought a crap-load of Buffalo briefs at Costco last fall and replaced my hodge podge assortment of old undies with them.

Maybe crap-load isn't the best word to use.

 
10-12 pair of UA boxer jocks.  After wearing these for the first time a few years ago I threw away every other pair in my drawer.

 
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Gianni Verscotchie said:
Same here. One pair of Tommy John which I will wear tomorrow to my doctor appointment.
What the hell is Tommy John underwear? Do they take a dead guy's tendon and drape it on your wang?

 
Sullie said:
I recently discovered Ex Officio and they are the shiz.  I think 1 pair per day for 4 weeks. . . 28?  Who knows.  I mean, some are old and I need to ditch them.  They're at the bottom of the stack and it's like "meh, I don't wanna throw them out just in case" but then when it's time to wear them I look at them and say "hell no, I'm not wearing those!"  Dammit I'm throwing them out as soon as I get home. . . 14 or 15 after I get home!
28 Ex Officio?  That's like $600 worth of underwear.

 
You guys who own 20+ pairs, do you ever do laundry?

 
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I own about 12-15 pairs of mens briefs.

I also have about 40-50 pairs of women's panties I've collected from various laundromats over the years.

 
Maybe 30 or so... I bought a crap-load of Buffalo briefs at Costco last fall and replaced my hodge podge assortment of old undies with them.

Maybe crap-load isn't the best word to use.
Best-schmest!

It's the most accurate/honest word to use! 

And, in that spirit of brotherly bands of the bottom,  my crap-load is well contained...thanks to my eggsellant undies!  :wub:

 
Man of Constant Sorrow said:
Best-schmest!

It's the most accurate/honest word to use! 

And, in that spirit of brotherly bands of the bottom,  my crap-load is well contained...thanks to my eggsellant undies!  :wub:
Gives new meaning to Soggy Bottom Boys. :unsure:

 

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