Kinda the same way except my interests are turning up the thermostat to 85 at parties.I try real hard to mask just how knowledgeable I am with my pet interests....music/track/football/rasslin;/literature when dealing with others. I try to down play it.. don't want to scare anyone off.
Right there a great example, people can;t handle any know it all.Kinda the same way except my interests are turning up the thermostat to 85 at parties.
LOL. First weekday of summer here for us. 90% of school days I would have to wake my kids up. Now that it's summer they are up before me. What's up with that?Now that summer break is here, I've woken kaniljr (8yo) up before I go to work in the morning the same way he's woken me up in the past.
#1 - I can't figure out how to turn on the TV
#2 - My blanket fell off
#3 - I'm thirsty
…..
If anyone has any ideas for other things to wake him up for please feel free to add to my arsenal.
I just saw this post on reddit.Now that summer break is here, I've woken kaniljr (8yo) up before I go to work in the morning the same way he's woken me up in the past.
#1 - I can't figure out how to turn on the TV
#2 - My blanket fell off
#3 - I'm thirsty
…..
If anyone has any ideas for other things to wake him up for please feel free to add to my arsenal.
At one point I switched my caller profile on my wife’s phone to a picture of Shuke shaving, so anytime I’d call or text that would come upI have a hobby of changing my wife’s phone to a screenshot of me every chance I get.
If tried more than once she may start not needing anything from your drawers.when we are both in the kitchen and one of us is in front of a drawer where the other needs something, we just kind of reach toward the drawer and maybe nudge a little and then the other person will move over enough to open the drawer.
Well, while she was chopping, I went to get something from the drawer where she was (our silverware drawer). So she scooted over some. A few seconds later, I went for the new drawer she was standing in front of, so she went back to where she was. Then I went for that drawer again. By the fourth drawer, she turned to me and was about to erupt when I burst into laughter.
I needed nothing from any of the drawers.
If tried more than once she may start not needing anything from your drawers.
This reminds me of my dad. He’ll butcher something on purpose, deny it, then butcher it againWhen legitimately corrected, say "Yeah, that's what I said."
In a meeting:
Me: I was speaking with Karen Miller the other day--
Colleague: Mitchell.
Me: What?
Colleague: Karen Mitchell.
Me: Yeah, that's what I said. And Karen mentioned to me (etc.)
Usually leaves the corrector dumbfounded and others snickering.
I do this all the timeWhen legitimately corrected, say "Yeah, that's what I said."
In a meeting:
Me: I was speaking with Karen Miller the other day--
Colleague: Mitchell.
Me: What?
Colleague: Karen Mitchell.
Me: Yeah, that's what I said. And Karen mentioned to me (etc.)
Usually leaves the corrector dumbfounded and others snickering.
You keep it up and you are going to have to buy the neighbors a Dalmatian names Daisy.My kids have been begging for a dog for years, my son especially. It just isn’t going to happen though, wife dead against and I don’t care enough to lobby on their behalf. We had new neighbors move in across the street a week ago, young couple w two kids. The day they moved in I was home alone most of the day, and texted my wife and kids: “met new neighbors, seem nice, two little kids and a dalmatian puppy.” My son’s dream dog is a dalmatian, so he was very excited. Unfortunately for him it was a lie. I followed that text with one to same group, excluding him, letting them know what’s up. Since then, while careful not to overdo it, we’ve all been dropping stories of our run-ins with “Daisy” and how cute she is. He’s becoming increasingly frustrated that they haven’t crossed paths - CAN’T WAIT to see her/play with her.
Airhorn or megaphone would be goodNow that summer break is here, I've woken kaniljr (8yo) up before I go to work in the morning the same way he's woken me up in the past.
#1 - I can't figure out how to turn on the TV
#2 - My blanket fell off
#3 - I'm thirsty
…..
If anyone has any ideas for other things to wake him up for please feel free to add to my arsenal.
Somebody doinked one off the roof today, and I went out and chucked it back on the fairway, Wrigley Field-style.Kids want to get an air horn for use at the golf course nearby. Feel like I'm a bad father if I don't do this.
He’s done it before...I think I'm going to start replying with "Nice, Ron" when someone sneezes. Replacing the "you're soooo good looking."
Nice. My wife loses $%&# all the friggin time. Phone, Juul smoke thing, keys, you name it.Just realized another one last night. My wife is constantly looking for her phone. She sets it down somewhere, then can't remember where. Usually she'll find it but about twice a week she'll come up to me and say "hey call my phone" so she can find it.
And I always throw my head back and bellow "RACHEL'S PHOOOOOOOOOONE, WHEEEEEEEEERE AAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUUUU?"
Gets an eyeroll everytime
Good stuff here.Instead of saying "bless you" when someone sneezed, my friend would say "shut up" with a complete straight face. Didn't yell it, would just say it normally.
Wear one of those headsets for your phone. Walk around a busy grocery store and pretend to have an angry conversation with someone.
Haha that's the correct response right thereGood stuff here.
As far as the shut up thing goes, the female that screams "shut up" to me usually gets a "no you shut up".
I'm guessing that your going to enjoy this;I’m a fan of saying “peanuts” in a way that you can’t tell if I’m saying “penis” or “peanuts”. Inspired by this: https://youtu.be/Z2Os1QiglVQ
Just busted this out. Her response? "Jesus, you're $@#&ing annoying".Just realized another one last night. My wife is constantly looking for her phone. She sets it down somewhere, then can't remember where. Usually she'll find it but about twice a week she'll come up to me and say "hey call my phone" so she can find it.
And I always throw my head back and bellow "RACHEL'S PHOOOOOOOOOONE, WHEEEEEEEEERE AAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUUUU?"
Gets an eyeroll everytime
this is how you know that you're doing it rightJust busted this out. Her response? "Jesus, you're $@#&ing annoying".
Hide her phone yourself so you can use this one more oftenJust realized another one last night. My wife is constantly looking for her phone. She sets it down somewhere, then can't remember where. Usually she'll find it but about twice a week she'll come up to me and say "hey call my phone" so she can find it.
And I always throw my head back and bellow "RACHEL'S PHOOOOOOOOOONE, WHEEEEEEEEERE AAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUUUU?"
Gets an eyeroll everytime
Go back in time far enough, and I was that little kid. But then that's what they got for laying off most of the elevator operators.Wrigley said:We’re on vacation and every time the elevator fills up, some little kid wants to push the buttons. I always ask for them to please push 13
usually takes a couple seconds for them to realize that there is no 13th floor