Ron Swanson
Footballguy
Some time ago, down a deep innerwebs drunken rabbit hole I discovered a fruit called "The Miracle Berry". It's a West African bush that grows in hot climates and produces a small red berry that when eaten by humans purportedly causes sour foods to taste sweet for a little while after eating it. So I bought a plant and have carefully tended it for a while now, but alas no fruits. While in Costa Rica we stopped by a botanical garden that had some as part of its collection hoping to try one but they weren't producing at the moment. But I did interrogate the poor gardener as best I could in my broken Spanglish. Who knows what he thought I was asking but I think he told me they fruit 2-3 times a year after they are 2-3 years old and the berries can be eaten when red and soft. Upon arriving home I noticed that there were actually three little green berries on the bush. I've been watching them and two were perfectly ripe today. The third will probably be ready in a day or two.
So minutes ago, I ate one and my wife ate the other. We both immediately bit into a lemon and instantly regretted it and proclaimed the bush a huge ripoff in language that might break the language filter on this site. But being the perfect combination of stubborn, stupid, and inquisitive I waited a minute and took another crack at the lemon. Holy ####! It worked. The ####### lemon actually tasted like lemonade.
So, who wants the third berry? I can probably ship it to someone within a day or two of FL.
Berries on Bush
Down the Hatch
So minutes ago, I ate one and my wife ate the other. We both immediately bit into a lemon and instantly regretted it and proclaimed the bush a huge ripoff in language that might break the language filter on this site. But being the perfect combination of stubborn, stupid, and inquisitive I waited a minute and took another crack at the lemon. Holy ####! It worked. The ####### lemon actually tasted like lemonade.
So, who wants the third berry? I can probably ship it to someone within a day or two of FL.
Berries on Bush
Down the Hatch