Thousands of “penis fish” wash onto California beach (1 Viewer)

Ted Lange as your Bartender

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #1

Guessing it was Long Beach

https://nypost.com/2019/12/12/thousands-of-penis-fish-wash-onto-california-beach/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

 

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Leroy Hoard

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #2

"The quirky marine life is officially called fat innkeeper worms". 

Hey, even fat innkeepers have their needs.

 

AAABatteries

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #3

Leroy Hoard said:

"The quirky marine life is officially called fat innkeeper worms". 

Hey, even fat innkeepers have their needs.

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This gives me a great role play idea for later.  Thanks!

 

ffweasel

Weasel Power

• Dec 13, 2019

• #4

An anonymous colleague at The Post who has dined on a stir-fried fat innkeeper worm in Shanghai, China, describes the taste as “like a Livestrong band mated with a clam.”
 

So he ate a d*ck..  

 

Charlie Steiner

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #5

Better than raining baby squids.

 

Leroy Hoard

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #6

ffweasel said:

An anonymous colleague at The Post who has dined on a stir-fried fat innkeeper worm in Shanghai, China, describes the taste as “like a Livestrong band mated with a clam.”
 

So he ate a d*ck..  

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And no one had to tell him to do it.

 

Zegras11

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #7

Ted Lange as your Bartender said:

Guessing it was Long Beach

https://nypost.com/2019/12/12/thousands-of-penis-fish-wash-onto-california-beach/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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North of SF

 

Wrigley

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #8

ffweasel said:

An anonymous colleague at The Post who has dined on a stir-fried fat innkeeper worm in Shanghai, China, describes the taste as “like a Livestrong band mated with a clam.”
 

So he ate a d*ck..  

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A Whole bag?

 

NotSmart

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #9

Ted Lange as your Bartender said:

https://nypost.com/2019/12/12/thousands-of-penis-fish-wash-onto-california-beach/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Well, I will say that they don't look to be Jewish.

 

NotSmart

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #10

Wrigley said:

A Whole bag?

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Reminds me of a vintage FFA quote:

"Your family is a bag of penis fish!"

 

P

peaces

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #11

They could use some little cowboy hats

 

Leroy Hoard

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #12

NotSmart said:

Well, I will say that they don't look to be Jewish.

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Certainly looks to be uncut footage.

 

NotSmart

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #13

They are kind of cute.

 

Brony

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #14

Getzlaf15 said:

North of SF

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Peter North Beach? 

 

NotSmart

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #15

NotSmart said:

They are kind of cute.

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I wonder if anyone has ever taken a joke photo with one?

Probably not.

 

Dan Lambskin

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #16

@WetDream

 

grateful zed

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #17

i wonder what they taste like?

 

Chemical X

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #18

walk around, zipper half open, with one of these hanging out.

 

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huthut

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #19

People think they are called penis fish due to their appearance, but they are actually called that because they were discovered by Samuel Penis. 

 

Mister CIA

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #20

Matt Oswalt:  ####-to-####

Hope I don't get the ban stick.

ETA: The comments are pure gold.  ... erectric eel. 

I'm dying.

 

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Scoresman

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #21

huthut said:

People think they are called penis fish due to their appearance, but they are actually called that because they were discovered by Samuel Penis. 

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True, and not only that but the penis is actually named after this fish. 

 

parasaurolophus

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #22

Does it come with crabs? 

 

mr. furley

Footballguy

• Dec 13, 2019

• #23

"flotsam from a wrecked bratwurst freighter"

 

Captain Cranks

Footballguy

• Dec 14, 2019

• #24

Looks like it would have been a hard time for some body surfing.  

 

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Leroy Hoard

Footballguy

• Dec 14, 2019

• #25

Scoresman said:

True, and not only that but the penis is actually named after this fish. 

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Which explains why it is attracted to fishy things.

 

grateful zed

Footballguy

• Dec 15, 2019

• #26

meat  popcycles!