Why are you rationing?How much ya got? Are you rationing?
I made an announcement at dinner last night: From this point forward, we are on a strict 2-square per bathroom trip plan until further notice. My wife and kids were angry, but when I explained we have more soap than TP, they understood.
Man, if you're only allowing 2 squares for #2, why even bother? Just get in the shower...How much ya got? Are you rationing?
I made an announcement at dinner last night: From this point forward, we are on a strict 2-square per bathroom trip plan until further notice. My wife and kids were angry, but when I explained we have more soap than TP, they understood.
Congrats on raising your family of Smurfs.How much ya got? Are you rationing?
I made an announcement at dinner last night: From this point forward, we are on a strict 2-square per bathroom trip plan until further notice.
Pour chocolate syrup on a linoleum floor and try to pick it up with one square of tp. You'll get most of it. Now do it on a shag carpet.
“Ok Neds, it’s butt shaving time”Pour chocolate syrup on a linoleum floor and try to pick it up with one square of tp. You'll get most of it. Now do it on a shag carpet.
1 - why waste the calories?Pour chocolate syrup on a linoleum floor and try to pick it up with one square of tp. You'll get most of it. Now do it on a shag carpet.
Flawed pole. There should also be a second pole for number of females in your household.How much ya got? Are you rationing?
I made an announcement at dinner last night: From this point forward, we are on a strict 2-square per bathroom trip plan until further notice. My wife and kids were angry, but when I explained we have more soap than TP, they understood.
There’s also no “Smoo” option, but given the circumstances didn’t want to nit pick.msommer said:Flawed pole. There should also be a second pole for number of females in your household.
My sister does this too but she did it in December. And she keeps her place locked up like Fort Knox. But I know the code.I was walking my dog last night and could see in my neighbors garage. An older couple lives my them selves and they have 3 of those huge TP packages from Costco in their garage on the shelf. As well as 3 of the same size of paper towels. That would last them 2 years.
They keep their garage door open all day long. I might have to steal one if we get desperate.
Um....what?No family policy yet but I'm more conscious.
Sometimes after I pee I wipe my taint. Normally I would irresponsibly pull a few sheets and pad my taint. Yesterday I pulled a few sheets and then separated and only used 1.
Drippage?Um....what?
So you shake, put it away, have run off and then open back up and wipe?Drippage?
Sometimes I shake and I stil get a tiny drip
no.Ned said:How much ya got? Are you rationing?
I made an announcement at dinner last night: From this point forward, we are on a strict 2-square per bathroom trip plan until further notice. My wife and kids were angry, but when I explained we have more soap than TP, they understood.
Still not following how that drip transfers to your taint. Could you provide a diagram?Drippage?
Sometimes I shake and I stil get a tiny drip
Maybe I don't know what a taint is?So you shake, put it away, have run off and then open back up and wipe?
If you haven't put your equipment away yet, why not just wipe the tip to prevent it rolling down to your taint?
Maybe my notebook sucks but are you a woman? I have never heard a woman refer to it as her taint so I wouldnt think that is the case, but figured I should just make sure before being accused of mansplaining.
I am so confused.
Taint is the space between your poop hole and your scrotum.Maybe I don't know what a taint is?
I assumed it was the...tip?
Normally I hold with my left and when i am almost done peeing I i will take the phone out of my right hand hold it between my shoulder and ear and grab some tp.
After 2 shakes, i will dab...the tip and put away the equipment. (jk about the phone)
Yes, I am male
You probably have to bring a shotgun...I was walking my dog last night and could see in my neighbors garage. An older couple lives my them selves and they have 3 of those huge TP packages from Costco in their garage on the shelf. As well as 3 of the same size of paper towels. That would last them 2 years.
They keep their garage door open all day long. I might have to steal one if we get desperate.
ooof....lmao, i see the confusion nowTaint is the space between your poop hole and your scrotum.
Makes so much more sense now.
If you watched John Oliver you'd know this. Just sayingooof....lmao, i see the confusion now
l'm an idiot
He's a taint!If you watched John Oliver you'd know this. Just saying
ooof....lmao, i see the confusion now
l'm an idiot
I actually know (play softball with) the "normal" guy in picture 15 wearing the blue Dodgers hat and buying the case of Corona while looking on with disdain.I think some of you might be the jerkfaces in these pics.
For the LDS and doomsday folks?Should have been 100+ option on the pole.
No matter how you shake and dance, the last drop ends up in your pants.Drippage?
Sometimes I shake and I stil get a tiny drip
Good reason to always wear pee colored pants.No matter how you shake and dance, the last drop ends up in your pants.