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4 rolls. Just me and the wife. Should last a month.

4 rolls. Just me and the wife. Should last a month.
1 ply Scott tissue. Just looked at the pack and it says 1000 sheets per roll. 500 sheets each a week seems fine. I'm sure we'll be able to get more when we need it or we'll have to hop into the shower.What kind of rolls do you use? Do you have average per day bowel movements?
10!?!?I walked into Wal-Mart and picked up a 24-pack two days ago. It is not that hard. I use about 10-sheets per wipe and 3-8 wipes per trip. Can't even fathom using two-sheets.
A little song. A little dance. A little pee in your pants.No matter how you shake and dance, the last drop ends up in your pants.
No matter how much you shake and how much you dance, the last three drops will drop in your pants.A little song. A little dance. A little pee in your pants.
Lol...I'm bending and looking tinsel if I could see mine. Lol@comfortably numb i cant pee without laughing today. I even dabbed my taint once just to fully experience the ridiculousness of the image you put in my head by confusing taint with meaning the tip.
My fear is my work runs out of them one day and then having to go. Since I bought a 24-pack like three weeks ago and am set for months, I guess I could put a roll in the trunk of my car just in case.I told my wife last night that I think I pinched it off clean so I didnt use any. She was not amused.
If I get desperate, Im not above stealing some from work.
No, don't hijack another thread. Make a new one for your predilection for washing #### down your legs in the morningThis is the grand daddy thread
Take a SHOWER!!!
You must need a lot of TP every time you hit the bathroom.No, don't hijack another thread. Make a new one for your predilection for washing #### down your legs in the morning
That's a MAN!!!My diet is good enough that I usually only go once a day, and they're easy to clean up afterwards. 4 squares, maybe a second set, and I'm good. It helps that I'm still working and I can go there, saving my own supply, but failing that, I go once I get home and before I shower.
I have noticed that the thicker TP brands, like Charmin, don't last as long in our household. Also, I don't think they are as good for our septic system as the thinner kind.
We are a Scott 1000 house and although we need to use more sheets in order to avoid poopoo on our hands, the rolls do tend to last awhile. Also, it's good for a tissue replacement if you are our of tissues.
Sorry, GB, hard to take TP management advice from someone with your handleSenor Schmutzig said:It's just past 10a ET and I have already had my 3rd BM of the day (after 2nd cup of coffee). I'm getting nervous now that having all three of us at home all day, every day is going to severely impact my prior TP consumption rate calculation.