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TP Inventory & Management (1 Viewer)

How many rolls do you currently have?

  • 0-10

    Votes: 20 17.2%
  • 11-20

    Votes: 28 24.1%
  • 21-30

    Votes: 19 16.4%
  • 31-40

    Votes: 18 15.5%
  • 41-50

    Votes: 7 6.0%
  • 51+

    Votes: 24 20.7%

  • Total voters
    116
:mellow:  What kind of rolls do you use? Do you have average per day bowel movements?
1 ply Scott tissue. Just looked at the pack and it says 1000 sheets per roll. 500 sheets each a week seems fine. I'm sure we'll be able to get more when we need it or we'll have to hop into the shower.

 
I told my wife last night that I think I pinched it off clean so I didnt use any. She was not amused. 

If I get desperate, Im not above stealing some from work. 
My fear is my work runs out of them one day and then having to go.  Since I bought a 24-pack like three weeks ago and am set for months, I guess I could put a roll in the trunk of my car just in case. :lol:  

 
No, don't hijack another thread. Make a new one for your predilection for washing #### down your legs in the morning
You must need a lot of TP every time you hit the bathroom. 

Showers are beautiful, not sure why you feel this is such a horrible process. You're not alone but those of you that think a couple wet wipes gets the job done, I won't write what I could to emphasize why this is pretty gross just using TP and then going about your day but I've made my point. 

Pride is one of the 7 Deadly Sins and some of you are letting Pride get in the way of sound logic. 

 
My diet is good enough that I usually only go once a day, and they're easy to clean up afterwards. 4 squares, maybe a second set, and I'm good. It helps that I'm still working and I can go there, saving my own supply, but failing that, I go once I get home and before I shower.

 
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My diet is good enough that I usually only go once a day, and they're easy to clean up afterwards. 4 squares, maybe a second set, and I'm good. It helps that I'm still working and I can go there, saving my own supply, but failing that, I go once I get home and before I shower.
That's a MAN!!!

 
I have noticed that the thicker TP brands, like Charmin, don't last as long in our household.  Also, I don't think they are as good for our septic system as the thinner kind.

We are a Scott 1000 house and although we need to use more sheets in order to avoid poopoo on our hands, the rolls do tend to last awhile.  Also, it's good for a tissue replacement if you are our of tissues.

 
I have noticed that the thicker TP brands, like Charmin, don't last as long in our household.  Also, I don't think they are as good for our septic system as the thinner kind.

We are a Scott 1000 house and although we need to use more sheets in order to avoid poopoo on our hands, the rolls do tend to last awhile.  Also, it's good for a tissue replacement if you are our of tissues.
:no:

No way.  Not in times like these.  You should mandate this is a no-go.  You can wipe your nose on a sleeve.  You can’t do the same with your bung.  
 

Well, you can but it’s not recommended. 

 
It's just past 10a ET and I have already had my 3rd BM of the day (after 2nd cup of coffee). I'm getting nervous now that having all three of us at home all day, every day is going to severely impact my prior TP consumption rate calculation. 

 
Senor Schmutzig said:
It's just past 10a ET and I have already had my 3rd BM of the day (after 2nd cup of coffee). I'm getting nervous now that having all three of us at home all day, every day is going to severely impact my prior TP consumption rate calculation. 
Sorry, GB, hard to take TP management advice from someone with your handle ;)  

 
I was unaware that this was even an option, and wouldn’t have mattered anyway because it was literally the only choice available earlier this week, but the 24-pack purchased is lavender scented.  Not lightly, either, it’s soaked in that smell and no one likes it

 
Most stores around me are still out of toilet paper but....

I was able to get a 36 pack from Costco as soon as they opened this morning. That will last us as least 2 or 3 months (probably do 3 or 4 rolls a week).

:towelwave:

 

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