We used to use a handle from a broken oar, drilled a few deep holes into it, and filled those with lead. Added that heft you need to knock out a king salmon or a halibut.Fish bat is a good idea, but that particular one is just a small aluminum bat with no weight. You need a weighted one.
Works great until you run into a blind burglar.song said:saw an ad a few days ago for a super bright flashlight and part of the sales pitch was that a blindingly bright setting could be used for self defense. thought hmmm....
I heard somewhere that if you have liquor in the front, you also have to have a poker in the rear.In the United States, more blunt force trauma injuries resulting from domestic assaults are attributed to blows from a fireplace poker than any other weapon. Just sayin'. Go with what works.
At least it worked. I tried to pepper spray some big dude back in college after he stiffed me on a bag of pot and the thing broke when I went to spray him and then all hell broke loose. But that look on his face when I went to spray him....priceless.From someone who has been pepper sprayed twice,
Especially if you live in Texas.Gas chainsaw. The noise alone should be enough to scare them away.
Username checks out.Fish bat is a good idea, but that particular one is just a small aluminum bat with no weight. You need a weighted one.
And the ladies just love eau de petrol in the bedroom.Gas chainsaw. The noise alone should be enough to scare them away.
The type of sword or the M18A1 anti-personnel mine?Claymore.
I don't care how well trained it is, I'm not giving a flame thrower to a pit bull.An extremely well trained pit bull and a flame thrower seem to do the trick.
You can say that again. And again.I don't care how well trained it is, I'm not giving a flame thrower to a pit bull.
If you are out of doorknobs, a sack of wheat pennies can be used as a substitute.Sack o' doorknobs.
agree - and it's too short to be optimal as well. i was an intake tech at an Albq detox center backinday and there was a code among the tribal police of the many surrounding reservations that a man had a right to his blade at all times, so sometimes they'd drop off a vanload of drunken Pueblos with knives to be processed by me and two usually female nurses. my long, nightwatchman's flashlight kept me in good stead disarming these guys - sumn about contact w metal stops even the most crazed and does surprisingly less damage than expected. during this time, tho, i had occasion to deal w a lady friend's crazed ex and her small son's baseball bat was just the right combo of length and weight. a 25"er is as responsive as a sword without killing anyone. In all, 18 months of this work with a couple of knicks and one shallow slice was all i suffered and was never even questioned for undue force. muy optimasFish bat is a good idea, but that particular one is just a small aluminum bat with no weight. You need a weighted one.
If I'm going golf club, the best combination of reach and club head that will last repeated whacks, I think I'm going 3 iron or driving iron for the stinger.Fire place poker - Thanks @Ron Swanson
Golf club - Putter is probably the best club choice
Knives - Gerber Mark II BA2, Assorted kitchen knives
Sling shots - Most fun choice
Brass knuckles - A lot went wrong if I'm reaching for this
MAGA hat - 1st choice as nobody really gets hurt and may work from far away
Dad voice - Similar to MAGA hat
I figure the putter has a stiffer shaft.If I'm going golf club, the best combination of reach and club head that will last repeated whacks, I think I'm going 3 iron or driving iron for the stinger.
If I'm in close proximity to use brass knuckles, I'd rather have a black jack
Pretty good choices. I might add a tire iron (the one with pointy end, not the cross shaped 4-way).Fire place poker - Thanks @Ron Swanson
Golf club - Putter is probably the best club choice
Knives - Gerber Mark II BA2, Assorted kitchen knives
Sling shots - Most fun choice
Brass knuckles - A lot went wrong if I'm reaching for this
MAGA hat - 1st choice as nobody really gets hurt and may work from far away
Dad voice - Similar to MAGA hat
but not the Scotty Cameron.Fire place poker - Thanks @Ron Swanson
Golf club - Putter is probably the best club choice
Knives - Gerber Mark II BA2, Assorted kitchen knives
Sling shots - Most fun choice
Brass knuckles - A lot went wrong if I'm reaching for this
MAGA hat - 1st choice as nobody really gets hurt and may work from far away
Dad voice - Similar to MAGA hat
Good point. I love my Aftco. Also fantastic at mincing garlic.Fish bat is a good idea, but that particular one is just a small aluminum bat with no weight. You need a weighted one.
Friend of mine had a hand crossbow way back when. That thing was awesome. Goes along with guns, though. Actually worse - no way my kids would be able to stay away from something like that. And they'd shoot me/themselves/the dog...Forgot about crossbow. Thanks Darryl Dixon
At least it worked. I tried to pepper spray some big dude back in college after he stiffed me on a bag of pot and the thing broke when I went to spray him and then all hell broke loose. But that look on his face when I went to spray him....priceless.
As for the OP if I was worried about home defense the first thing I would do is find some of those signs which say your house is protected by so and so alarm or guard company. If possible install a camera, does not need to work, just try and put it some place visible. Make sure your yard is well lit and that should go a long way as a deterrent.
That’s what I always tell everybody, Fantasy Football brings people together. FBG bridging divides once again.I hope all you guys saying pepper spray have 100% faith that little can you have had in your purse for 10 years still works. Back in the day I almost got pepper sprayed but the kids can didn't work. He had sold me a bag full of schwag and expected me to pay $50 for an eighth. At first I thought it was a joke, but then I realized the can screwed up. I pummeled the little twerp and stole the rest of his weed.
If the chimp can train the Pit Bull too sign me upTrained to wield a flamethrower.Potty trained?
Wow, that's funny seeing those two stories together because the guy I tried to pepper spray but my can did not work was over him stiffing me $50 on some pot. And his eyes lit up all big when I went to spray him, then when it did not work for a split second I think he thought it was a joke. Almost similar stories from different angles.That’s what I always tell everybody, Fantasy Football brings people together. FBG bridging divides once again.