2011 Coach Otis All-Value Team (1 Viewer)

[Kenny Powers]

Lot of hawkhaters in here. You guys realize that most fantasy playoffs haven't even started yet, right? There's still plenty of time for these picks to pan out.

Yes, and they will likely pan out right around the time when their owners team is mathematically eliminated from the playoffs

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

We'll be back on this next year

Don't be so sure.:bird$h!t:

We need a :hawk flying into a jet engine: emoticon for this disaster.

 

[David Yudkin]

We'll be back on this next year

Don't be so sure.:bird$h!t:

We need a :hawk flying into a jet engine: emoticon for this disaster.

 

[CalBear]

We'll be back on this next year

Don't be so sure.:bird$h!t:

We need a :hawk flying into a jet engine: emoticon for this disaster.

This deserves more than a jet engine:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCY0ejfxeZY

 

[Das Boot]

Lot of hawkhaters in here. You guys realize that most fantasy playoffs haven't even started yet, right? There's still plenty of time for these picks to pan out.

Most of the 1-10 hawk teams won't be in the playoffs though. :(

 

[BassNBrew]

Lot of hawkhaters in here. You guys realize that most fantasy playoffs haven't even started yet, right? There's still plenty of time for these picks to pan out.

Most of the 1-10 hawk teams won't be in the playoffs though. :(

You should have bought the subscription. You'd be at 2-9 and have home field advantage for the toilet bowl.

 

[Craig_MiamiFL]

We'll be back on this next year

Hibernating by Week 9?I ordered the full season subscription guy.

 

[Time Kibitzer]

We'll be back on this next year

Don't be so sure.:bird$h!t:

We need a :hawk flying into a jet engine: emoticon for this disaster.

This deserves more than a jet engine:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCY0ejfxeZY

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

We'll be back on this next year

Hibernating by Week 9?I ordered the full season subscription guy.

caveat emptor

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

We'll be back on this next year

Don't be so sure.:bird$h!t:

We need a :hawk flying into a jet engine: emoticon for this disaster.

This deserves more than a jet engine:

 

[Raider Nation]

Still can't get over how Coach nailed all these draft picks!

Did you see that Bradford to Kendricks hookup earlier tonight??

 

[Dought Man]

I cant believe how bad these picks are. Even if you tried, I doubt you could get this wrong on so many selections. I like the cut of your jib though Oat. You put yourself out there.... and for that, :hawkscreeches: are in order.

 

[wiscstlatlmia]

QB

Sam Bradford

Most folks out there rank him somewhere in the teens for this season. That's a nice try, but not quite right, because he'll finish a top-10 QB this year.

Ouch.

RB

Montario Hardesty

"But Otis, that big Hillis guy is so good." It's 2011 now, gang. Not 2010. Stop living in the past. And in 2011, things are different, and Hardesty is the starting running back for the Browns by week 5, and he puts up gaudy numbers for the rest of the year, and then in 2012 we're all sitting around this time of year talking about how he's a top 5 pick in 2012 drafts.

Oof.

Cedric Benson

I love it when a guy is all but guaranteed 300 carries and his ADP slips into the 50s.

Meh.

WR

Desean Jackson

Trade down, let your shark buddy have Andre Johnson, and profit to the tune of 1300+ yards, double-digit touchdowns, and good clean I toldya so fun.

Bleargh.

Greg Little

We're not usually keen on rookie WRs, but Greg Little has us licking our chops.

Yow.

TE

Lance Kendricks

Draft the more important players early in your draft, plug Kendricks into the TE slot at the end, and then call and make reservations to take your girlfriend out to a fancy dinner with your league prize money.

Splat.



A more spectacular performance than even the 2010 Coach Otis All-Value Team! It really takes skill to fail so dramatically. Great theater, Coach Otis!

ahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahaha

 

[THE FANTASY KING]

This is pretty poor.

Regards,

THE FANTASY KING

 

[wiscstlatlmia]

I drafted this entire team tonight in a work league. Along with my kicker and defense, I had three picks left over where I had to pick some other guys, but it's not like I'll be starting them anyway! QBSam BradfordRBMontario HardestyBen TateCedric BensonReggie BushRyan MathewsSteven RidleyShane VereenWRDesean JacksonGreg LittleEddie RoyalDevery HendersonMike Williams Seattle (my own pick)TELance Kendricks

You should have discarded your first few picks for effect. But, either way, congrats on winning your work league.

Congrats on not winning one game LOL

 

[wiscstlatlmia]

hawkscreech Coach OtisGuys in the POOL think S.Smith CAR > E. Royal. Sharks indeed. Royal breaks 80 grabs while Smith breaks 33 yrs & Cam is on training wheels.

Sell high and sell hard, shark.

LOL

 

[TheFootballJesus]

Other gems from the twitter account.

I'm sorry but Fred Davis is a one-week sharkwonder. There's TE gold elsewhere.

Are people really drafting AJ Green? A Bengals rookie WR with Dalton heaving knuckleballs at him? I'd rather have an empty roster spot.

 

[wiscstlatlmia]

This is pretty poor.Regards,THE FANTASY KING

Hows Brandon Jackson doing big guy?

 

[cubbie5150]

I wanna buy subscriptions to Coach Otis' "service" for other owners in my league... How can I make this happen?

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

wrestlemania is owning people in here.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

I drafted this entire team tonight in a work league. Along with my kicker and defense, I had three picks left over where I had to pick some other guys, but it's not like I'll be starting them anyway! QBSam BradfordRBMontario HardestyBen TateCedric BensonReggie BushRyan MathewsSteven RidleyShane VereenWRDesean JacksonGreg LittleEddie RoyalDevery HendersonMike Williams Seattle (my own pick)TELance Kendricks

You should have discarded your first few picks for effect. But, either way, congrats on winning your work league.

Congrats on not winning one game LOL

Next year, pay your landscaper the $5k and let him do the picks

 

[bearsbears]

Sam Bradford was the #3 pick overall in my league. The guy made a trade for Lance Kendricks before the season started as well (he only gave up Kellen Winslow, though).

He finished 8th in an 8-team league.

 

[ShaHBucks]

If I sign up for a 2012 subscription do I get the rest of 2011 for free?

 

[Dought Man]

When next year's list comes out, Coach Oat is going to single-handedly impact each players ADP by about 15 picks or so.

 

[Otis]

HawkAlert

Also, I know he's already rostered in your DynaZealot IIVX Big Money League, but that doesn't mean it's too late to trade for Reggie Bush. It will be by week three, when some gup in your league is dancing around his living room and pummeling you with texts about what a genius he is and how badly he's demolishing you in this week's games due to the explosive stat-compiling machine that is Reggie Bush. It's difficult to recover from that sort of thing. So wise up, because a bird in the hand is worth less than a hawk with the Bush.

Hawks fly south for the winter.

 

[gandalas]

HawkAlert

Also, I know he's already rostered in your DynaZealot IIVX Big Money League, but that doesn't mean it's too late to trade for Reggie Bush. It will be by week three, when some gup in your league is dancing around his living room and pummeling you with texts about what a genius he is and how badly he's demolishing you in this week's games due to the explosive stat-compiling machine that is Reggie Bush. It's difficult to recover from that sort of thing. So wise up, because a bird in the hand is worth less than a hawk with the Bush.

Hawks fly south for the winter.

So 1 guy you touted out of the probably 30-40 all season hits, and you want to celebrate? Dude...

 

[Area51Inhabitant]

This thread makes me nostalgic for LHucks.

 

[Touchdown Syndrome]

wrestlemania is owning people in here.

 

[Otis]

HawkAlert

Also, I know he's already rostered in your DynaZealot IIVX Big Money League, but that doesn't mean it's too late to trade for Reggie Bush. It will be by week three, when some gup in your league is dancing around his living room and pummeling you with texts about what a genius he is and how badly he's demolishing you in this week's games due to the explosive stat-compiling machine that is Reggie Bush. It's difficult to recover from that sort of thing. So wise up, because a bird in the hand is worth less than a hawk with the Bush.

Hawks fly south for the winter.

So 1 guy you touted out of the probably 30-40 all season hits, and you want to celebrate? Dude...

December is when the big boys win championships.

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

HawkAlert

Also, I know he's already rostered in your DynaZealot IIVX Big Money League, but that doesn't mean it's too late to trade for Reggie Bush. It will be by week three, when some gup in your league is dancing around his living room and pummeling you with texts about what a genius he is and how badly he's demolishing you in this week's games due to the explosive stat-compiling machine that is Reggie Bush. It's difficult to recover from that sort of thing. So wise up, because a bird in the hand is worth less than a hawk with the Bush.

Hawks fly south for the winter.

So 1 guy you touted out of the probably 30-40 all season hits, and you want to celebrate? Dude...

December is when the big boys win championships.

not with those aforementioned picks, they don't.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

HawkAlert™

Also, I know he's already rostered in your DynaZealot IIVX Big Money League, but that doesn't mean it's too late to trade for Reggie Bush. It will be by week three, when some gup in your league is dancing around his living room and pummeling you with texts about what a genius he is and how badly he's demolishing you in this week's games due to the explosive stat-compiling machine that is Reggie Bush. It's difficult to recover from that sort of thing. So wise up, because a bird in the hand is worth less than a hawk with the Bush.

Hawks fly south for the winter.

So 1 guy you touted out of the probably 30-40 all season hits, and you want to celebrate? Dude...

December is when the big boys win championships.

Better find yourself some big boy pants by next year then. I think a hawk dropped a load in your diaper.

 

[Raider Nation]

HawkAlert

Also, I know he's already rostered in your DynaZealot IIVX Big Money League, but that doesn't mean it's too late to trade for Reggie Bush. It will be by week three, when some gup in your league is dancing around his living room and pummeling you with texts about what a genius he is and how badly he's demolishing you in this week's games due to the explosive stat-compiling machine that is Reggie Bush. It's difficult to recover from that sort of thing. So wise up, because a bird in the hand is worth less than a hawk with the Bush.

Hawks fly south for the winter.

So 1 guy you touted out of the probably 30-40 all season hits, and you want to celebrate? Dude...

December is when the big boys win championships.

 

[Sarnoff]

HawkAlert

Also, I know he's already rostered in your DynaZealot IIVX Big Money League, but that doesn't mean it's too late to trade for Reggie Bush. It will be by week three, when some gup in your league is dancing around his living room and pummeling you with texts about what a genius he is and how badly he's demolishing you in this week's games due to the explosive stat-compiling machine that is Reggie Bush. It's difficult to recover from that sort of thing. So wise up, because a bird in the hand is worth less than a hawk with the Bush.

Hawks fly south for the winter.

So 1 guy you touted out of the probably 30-40 all season hits, and you want to celebrate? Dude...

December is when the big boys win championships.

gandalas =

 

[Kenny Powers]

HawkAlert

Also, I know he's already rostered in your DynaZealot IIVX Big Money League, but that doesn't mean it's too late to trade for Reggie Bush. It will be by week three, when some gup in your league is dancing around his living room and pummeling you with texts about what a genius he is and how badly he's demolishing you in this week's games due to the explosive stat-compiling machine that is Reggie Bush. It's difficult to recover from that sort of thing. So wise up, because a bird in the hand is worth less than a hawk with the Bush.

Hawks fly south for the winter.

So 1 guy you touted out of the probably 30-40 all season hits, and you want to celebrate? Dude...

December is when the big boys win championships.

How do you win a championship when you go 3-10 after drafting Bradford, Benson, Bush, DJax, Little, etc?

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

HawkAlert™

Also, I know he's already rostered in your DynaZealot IIVX Big Money League, but that doesn't mean it's too late to trade for Reggie Bush. It will be by week three, when some gup in your league is dancing around his living room and pummeling you with texts about what a genius he is and how badly he's demolishing you in this week's games due to the explosive stat-compiling machine that is Reggie Bush. It's difficult to recover from that sort of thing. So wise up, because a bird in the hand is worth less than a hawk with the Bush.

Hawks fly south for the winter.

So 1 guy you touted out of the probably 30-40 all season hits, and you want to celebrate? Dude...

December is when the big boys win championships.

How do you win a championship when you go 3-10 after drafting Bradford, Benson, Bush, DJax, Little, etc?

smoke and mirrors

 

[Ashem]

HawkAlert

Also, I know he's already rostered in your DynaZealot IIVX Big Money League, but that doesn't mean it's too late to trade for Reggie Bush. It will be by week three, when some gup in your league is dancing around his living room and pummeling you with texts about what a genius he is and how badly he's demolishing you in this week's games due to the explosive stat-compiling machine that is Reggie Bush. It's difficult to recover from that sort of thing. So wise up, because a bird in the hand is worth less than a hawk with the Bush.

Hawks fly south for the winter.

So 1 guy you touted out of the probably 30-40 all season hits, and you want to celebrate? Dude...

December is when the big boys win championships.

How do you win a championship when you go 3-10 after drafting Bradford, Benson, Bush, DJax, Little, etc?

The toilet bowl championship.

 

[Otis]

Lots of sharks in here can't see the ocean for the water.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Lots of sharks in here can't see the ocean for the water.

You mean cant see the ocean through the water?

 

[offdee]

Lots of sharks in here can't see the ocean for the water.

You mean cant see the ocean through the water?

Ocean 4 the water.

 

[joffer]

Lots of sharks in here can't see the ocean for the water.

They're too busy avoiding the bait

 

[Sudoku_in_the_Bathtub]

Lots of sharks in here can't see the ocean for the water.

They're too busy avoiding the bait

Piss off Coach. Your services are no longer needed. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

 

[BassNBrew]

Lots of hawks in here can't see the ocean for the salt in the water.

 

[Sarnoff]

Wow, lot of clueless haters in here. The advice wasn't that hard to follow, kids, if you knew how to use it correctly and apply it to the proper value scenarios, you could have ended up like me... 6-for-6 in making it to the Super Bowls of all my money leagues.

Can't wait for the 2012 installment to use as a roadmap to repeat glory.

Hawk-screeeeech!

 

[shuke]

Lots of sharks in here can't see the ocean for the water.

They're too busy avoiding the bait

Piss off Coach. Your services are no longer needed. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

 

[bearsbears]

Wow, lot of clueless haters in here. The advice wasn't that hard to follow, kids, if you knew how to use it correctly and apply it to the proper value scenarios, you could have ended up like me... 6-for-6 in making it to the Super Bowls of all my money leagues.

Can't wait for the 2012 installment to use as a roadmap to repeat glory.

Hawk-screeeeech!

Proper value = not drafting any if those guys.(I drafted DJAX.)

 

[Sarnoff]

Wow, lot of clueless haters in here. The advice wasn't that hard to follow, kids, if you knew how to use it correctly and apply it to the proper value scenarios, you could have ended up like me... 6-for-6 in making it to the Super Bowls of all my money leagues.

Can't wait for the 2012 installment to use as a roadmap to repeat glory.

Hawk-screeeeech!

Proper value = not drafting any if those guys.(I drafted DJAX.)

Sorry to hear you need your hand held to win at pretend football. Otis made it as easy for you as he could without literally drafting for you. Just try and follow directions.

 

[wiscstlatlmia]

Wow, lot of clueless haters in here. The advice wasn't that hard to follow, kids, if you knew how to use it correctly and apply it to the proper value scenarios, you could have ended up like me... 6-for-6 in making it to the Super Bowls of all my money leagues.

Can't wait for the 2012 installment to use as a roadmap to repeat glory.

Hawk-screeeeech!

Proper value = not drafting any if those guys.(I drafted DJAX.)

Sorry to hear you need your hand held to win at pretend football. Otis made it as easy for you as he could without literally drafting for you. Just try and follow directions.

You are joking right?

 

[Bankerguy]

Epic schtick here Oat. I love some of the responses.

"Serious business". Gotta love the intarwebz.

 

[urbanhack]

Will you keep the Twitter feed running year round???

 

[BassNBrew]

Will you keep the Twitter feed running year round???

hopefully...I can't get enough James Harrison and Eddie Royal upgrade updates. Losing the twitter feed would be like losing Lhucks.