Man, got to the captions late this year so it was tough to come up with something that hadn't already been said, so there's a good chance I'll have to beg for an at large/alternate spot.  Got in once before on a caption and once on a bad tattoo, and also won something on a fake FBG e-mail news headline (Najeh Davenport!)... and have advanced to the second round multiple times.  Came close but never got further, so hoping for another shot.  I've also made it to the final group in the Subscriber Contest.
There's many deserving people here, so I'll cross my fingers and hope for the best.