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2014 is The Year of the Bush (1 Viewer)

The best is the tattoo of Foghorn Leghorn pushing a lawnmower, and the bush trimmed so it looks like he just made his first pass.

 
Trimmed bush with the undercarriage shaved/waxed/lasered is my preference. Bush trimming designs can be left to the imagination of the wearer.

 
Trimmed bush with the undercarriage shaved/waxed/lasered is my preference. Bush trimming designs can be left to the imagination of the wearer.
:goodposting:

Always been a fan of the landing strip.

I've never loved the completely shaved look for some reason, don't really know why.

 
Big retro bushes are nasty. Trim things down and I don't need to be picking hairs out of my teeth when I go down on the Mrs.

I wish there was more shaving, but I get the issue with comfort.
Do you trim??
I make sure that my areas are aesthetically pleasing. Are you hitting on me?
:wub:

Just wondering how many dudes in here want their ladies shorn, but don't tend to their own...
:hey:

 
Big retro bushes are nasty. Trim things down and I don't need to be picking hairs out of my teeth when I go down on the Mrs.

I wish there was more shaving, but I get the issue with comfort.
Do you trim??
I make sure that my areas are aesthetically pleasing. Are you hitting on me?
:wub:

Just wondering how many dudes in here want their ladies shorn, but don't tend to their own...
I have to. My pubs will grow 8" long if I don't trim 'em back.

 
Big retro bushes are nasty. Trim things down and I don't need to be picking hairs out of my teeth when I go down on the Mrs.

I wish there was more shaving, but I get the issue with comfort.
Do you trim??
I make sure that my areas are aesthetically pleasing. Are you hitting on me?
:wub:

Just wondering how many dudes in here want their ladies shorn, but don't tend to their own...
I have to. My pubs will grow 8" long if I don't trim 'em back.
So it would sort of look like this over time?

 
Big retro bushes are nasty. Trim things down and I don't need to be picking hairs out of my teeth when I go down on the Mrs.

I wish there was more shaving, but I get the issue with comfort.
Do you trim??
I make sure that my areas are aesthetically pleasing. Are you hitting on me?
:wub:

Just wondering how many dudes in here want their ladies shorn, but don't tend to their own...
Guy can't go gorilla style?
 
Big retro bushes are nasty. Trim things down and I don't need to be picking hairs out of my teeth when I go down on the Mrs.

I wish there was more shaving, but I get the issue with comfort.
Do you trim??
I make sure that my areas are aesthetically pleasing. Are you hitting on me?
:wub:

Just wondering how many dudes in here want their ladies shorn, but don't tend to their own...
I will do what it takes to get her to pay attention to my nether regions. If that means putting a nice handbag or roses wrapped around my pecker, I will do it.

 
I am not a huge fan of nothing but baldness all the time, but I could see that being a treat every once in a while. It should be kept pretty neat regardless as I don't want to be embarking on a mission on a woman that looks like she is wrestling a raccoon in her lap. :o

 
Just polished the knob thinking about Barbara. I had forgotten about her. Thanks for the reminder!

 
Lil' news for the ladies:

we guys call the shots.

Hence the high heel shoes, the corsets, low cut blouses, and all the rest of that great stuff we love so much, they do that for us.

And if they want to fall behind their sisters who aim to please well.. soooo be it.

 
McGarnicle said:
The best is the tattoo of Foghorn Leghorn pushing a lawnmower, and the bush trimmed so it looks like he just made his first pass.
I wish I knew a woman classy enough to sport a Foghorn Leghorn tattoo. :(

 
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I welcome a little bit of hair. Razor stubble is the worst.
laser removal takes about 4 months, is about 200 bucks and is for 70% of women permanent after that point and 95% on the second run through. Not sure why this hasn't caught on. Waxing is an easy 50 a pop and lasts 2 weeks.

 
Wife goes to this brazilian chick once a month for the full-on wax. They call it sugar wax and it's supposedly not as painful. GB having a wife who says it's worth a few minutes of pinching for something i love (i'm sure she doesn't mind the attention i give her either).

 
McGarnicle said:
The best is the tattoo of Foghorn Leghorn pushing a lawnmower, and the bush trimmed so it looks like he just made his first pass.
I wish I knew a woman classy enough to sport a Foghorn Leghorn tattoo. :(
"I say, ma'am, I say - what's the big idea! You're not gonna attract roosters with a bush like that! [aside]The girl's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice![/aside] Now look here - you've got to groom, see, groom!..."

 

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