Mr. Irrelevant
IBL Representative
PLAYER
2016 YTD PTS
BYE
DRAFTED
Brady, Tom NEP QB
352.10
9
3.06 - QB3
Goff, Jared LAR QB
92.05
8
8.11 - QB26
Murray, Latavius MIN RB (Q)
210.20
9
9.06 - RB38
Riddick, Theo DET RB (Q)
161.80
7
7.06 - RB30
Thompson, Chris WAS RB
149.50
5
12.11 - RB54
Ware, Spencer KCC RB
199.80
10
5.06 - RB22
Beckham, Odell NYG WR
298.60
8
1.06 - WR3
Bryant, Dez DAL WR
184.10
6
2.11 - WR12
Doctson, Josh WAS WR
8.60
5
11.06 - WR64
Sanders, Emmanuel DEN WR
212.60
5
6.11 - WR37
Smith, Torrey PHI WR
64.70
10
15.06 - WR75
Wallace, Mike BAL WR
200.80
10
10.11 - WR58
Allen, Dwayne NEP TE
146.60
9
14.11 - TE31
Ertz, Zach PHI TE
261.60
10
4.11 - TE7
Everett, Gerald LAR TE
-
8
17.06 - TE33
Prater, Matt DET PK
124.00
7
13.06 - PK8
Bears, Chicago CHI Def
91.00
9
18.11 - Def31
Bills, Buffalo BUF Def
104.00
6
16.11 - Def21
QB: With absolutely no evidence to support it, I suspect that Brady wants 2017 to be his final year and that like General Sherman, he wants to burn the league to the ground on his way out the door. He's as close to a top-3 lock if healthy as there is in the league at any position. Goff is basically his polar opposite in every sense other than "Week 1 starting NFL QB". But hey! He doesn't have to play forBozo the Clown Jeff Fisher any more. Every cloud has a silver lining.
RB: Ware is a JAG-ish starter, but Reid tends to lean on his veteran RBs, so if he remains competent he should hold off Hunt for a while at least. Murray is more a bet against Cook, whose bounce-it-outside style is gonna get him killed behind that Vikings OL. If there's still one market inefficiency in these survivors it's 3rd-down backs like Riddick and Thompson being consistently undervalued, especially because of their floor - no 1.8-point weeks from these guys, which matters a lot in survivor ... having said that, if I'd known the quality of WRs that were going to slip in this draft (Lockett and Maclin in the 10th?!) I might have rethought going so WR-heavy early. Decent enough group for 4 mid-round picks unless I catch the injury bug, but that's OK because NFL RBs rarely get hurt.
WR: Love, love, love these guys. OBJ is a stud in his prime on a team with no running game to speak of. Dez may be just past his, but any skill decline will be offset by the likelihood the Cowboys open up the offense a bit in Year 2 of the Dak era. Manny Sanders (drafted WR37) has suffered through two years of God-awful QB play and still finished WR18 and WR20. Doctson is the definition of post-hype sleeper: a first-round talent returning from full-season injury on a team that just lost its top two WRs to FA. I landed him at WR64 and seriously doubt he'll go that cheap again any time this year. And for dessert, a pair of deep threats on teams that desperately need them who can score points in bunches. A couple of shared bye weeks here but they don't include my studs. Top of the pack or close to it, and should more than make up for the weekly hole I dig myself at RB.
TE: So, flying solo at PK, should I spend that 18th slot on a RB5 or a TE3? Despite investing a high pick at the position I went with the latter ... with 2PPR I'd rather be too deep here than not deep enough. Ertz won't win me immunities by himself, in fact with Jeffery in town he probably won't repeat last year's TE4 finish, but he obviously has Wentz's trust and should provide a nice weekly floor. Then my plan was actually to double up on Rams given McVay's propensity for leaning on his TEs, but when dpease unexpectedly sniped Higbee in the 14th I settled for Allen ... being even 80% of the Black Unicorn in NE should give him enough looks to outperform TE31. Everett being the very first draft pick of a new regime with a TE-friendly system overcame my usual distaste for rookies at the position.
ST: My typical bowl of 'meh'. A solo kicker on a decent offense with job security and two defenses with some talent and defensive-minded HCs who probably, hopefully, won't suck as badly as the prior year.
Overall this team ought to hold its own. Way above average at QB, way above average at WR, average or better at TE, and while I'm not enamored of the RB crew I cobbled together their situations and pass-catching abilities should keep me above water. Very little unproven youth so my ceiling might not be high enough to take home a title, but I figure I should still be in the mix past the halfway point. Good luck all.
2016 YTD PTS
BYE
DRAFTED
Brady, Tom NEP QB
352.10
9
3.06 - QB3
Goff, Jared LAR QB
92.05
8
8.11 - QB26
Murray, Latavius MIN RB (Q)
210.20
9
9.06 - RB38
Riddick, Theo DET RB (Q)
161.80
7
7.06 - RB30
Thompson, Chris WAS RB
149.50
5
12.11 - RB54
Ware, Spencer KCC RB
199.80
10
5.06 - RB22
Beckham, Odell NYG WR
298.60
8
1.06 - WR3
Bryant, Dez DAL WR
184.10
6
2.11 - WR12
Doctson, Josh WAS WR
8.60
5
11.06 - WR64
Sanders, Emmanuel DEN WR
212.60
5
6.11 - WR37
Smith, Torrey PHI WR
64.70
10
15.06 - WR75
Wallace, Mike BAL WR
200.80
10
10.11 - WR58
Allen, Dwayne NEP TE
146.60
9
14.11 - TE31
Ertz, Zach PHI TE
261.60
10
4.11 - TE7
Everett, Gerald LAR TE
-
8
17.06 - TE33
Prater, Matt DET PK
124.00
7
13.06 - PK8
Bears, Chicago CHI Def
91.00
9
18.11 - Def31
Bills, Buffalo BUF Def
104.00
6
16.11 - Def21
QB: With absolutely no evidence to support it, I suspect that Brady wants 2017 to be his final year and that like General Sherman, he wants to burn the league to the ground on his way out the door. He's as close to a top-3 lock if healthy as there is in the league at any position. Goff is basically his polar opposite in every sense other than "Week 1 starting NFL QB". But hey! He doesn't have to play for
RB: Ware is a JAG-ish starter, but Reid tends to lean on his veteran RBs, so if he remains competent he should hold off Hunt for a while at least. Murray is more a bet against Cook, whose bounce-it-outside style is gonna get him killed behind that Vikings OL. If there's still one market inefficiency in these survivors it's 3rd-down backs like Riddick and Thompson being consistently undervalued, especially because of their floor - no 1.8-point weeks from these guys, which matters a lot in survivor ... having said that, if I'd known the quality of WRs that were going to slip in this draft (Lockett and Maclin in the 10th?!) I might have rethought going so WR-heavy early. Decent enough group for 4 mid-round picks unless I catch the injury bug, but that's OK because NFL RBs rarely get hurt.

WR: Love, love, love these guys. OBJ is a stud in his prime on a team with no running game to speak of. Dez may be just past his, but any skill decline will be offset by the likelihood the Cowboys open up the offense a bit in Year 2 of the Dak era. Manny Sanders (drafted WR37) has suffered through two years of God-awful QB play and still finished WR18 and WR20. Doctson is the definition of post-hype sleeper: a first-round talent returning from full-season injury on a team that just lost its top two WRs to FA. I landed him at WR64 and seriously doubt he'll go that cheap again any time this year. And for dessert, a pair of deep threats on teams that desperately need them who can score points in bunches. A couple of shared bye weeks here but they don't include my studs. Top of the pack or close to it, and should more than make up for the weekly hole I dig myself at RB.
TE: So, flying solo at PK, should I spend that 18th slot on a RB5 or a TE3? Despite investing a high pick at the position I went with the latter ... with 2PPR I'd rather be too deep here than not deep enough. Ertz won't win me immunities by himself, in fact with Jeffery in town he probably won't repeat last year's TE4 finish, but he obviously has Wentz's trust and should provide a nice weekly floor. Then my plan was actually to double up on Rams given McVay's propensity for leaning on his TEs, but when dpease unexpectedly sniped Higbee in the 14th I settled for Allen ... being even 80% of the Black Unicorn in NE should give him enough looks to outperform TE31. Everett being the very first draft pick of a new regime with a TE-friendly system overcame my usual distaste for rookies at the position.
ST: My typical bowl of 'meh'. A solo kicker on a decent offense with job security and two defenses with some talent and defensive-minded HCs who probably, hopefully, won't suck as badly as the prior year.
Overall this team ought to hold its own. Way above average at QB, way above average at WR, average or better at TE, and while I'm not enamored of the RB crew I cobbled together their situations and pass-catching abilities should keep me above water. Very little unproven youth so my ceiling might not be high enough to take home a title, but I figure I should still be in the mix past the halfway point. Good luck all.
