2018 College Football Thread: Local man buys some teenage champions a 4 for 4 (1 Viewer)

[JaxBill]

Team Canada in World Juniors  hockey (14)  doubled up the total points of the first half of the CheezIt Bowl (7).

 

[Hoos First]

and another

 

[General Malaise]

Might help explain why it's time for a change.  Yeah, this first half is as bad as I've seen in a long time.   Tobias Oliver should be playing QB

Just turned on this TCU/Cal game.  Makes me yearn for the halcyon days of Paul Johnston football.  

Didn't these teams used to have offensive players? I think Cal just inserted a Male cheerleader at QB.

 

[JaxBill]

Worst part about this game is they're inside so the fans can't even pray for lightning.

 

[Capella]

https://twitter.com/cheezitbowl/status/1078131331782008832?s=21

 this picture kills me. Imagine getting proposed with that dumb ### mascot behind you. 

 

[Capella]

“Where did he propose?”

”halftime of the cheeze-it bowl”

 

[General Malaise]

https://twitter.com/cheezitbowl/status/1078131331782008832?s=21

 this picture kills me. Imagine getting proposed with that dumb ### mascot behind you. 

That face the brunette cheerleader is making....

that picture has everything.

 

[JaxBill]

https://twitter.com/cheezitbowl/status/1078131331782008832?s=21

 this picture kills me. Imagine getting proposed with that dumb ### mascot behind you. 

He's no Gritty that's for sure

 

[General Malaise]

Cannot believe they punted there.  Maybe that's why Gary Patterson never moves up the ladder. 

 

[Don't Noonan]

Cannot believe they punted there.  Maybe that's why Gary Patterson never moves up the ladder. 

worst decision I have seen in a long time.

 

[Galileo]

I am embarrassed for my Alma Mater, but this was rather predictable.

 

[JaxBill]

If TCU scores off of this punt return I sure hope they go for 2

 Last thing we need is for this to go OT.

 

[General Malaise]

If TCU scores off of this punt return I sure hope they go for 2

 Last thing we need is for this to go OT.

I wish this was being played in Roman times. I am certain an emperor would have released Lions by now to eat both teams.  This is horrendous football.

 

[General Malaise]

RUN THAT PLAY FOR 2!!!

RUN IT EVERY TIME!

 

[JaxBill]

Overheard in control room

"He looks short."

"TCU might never score. "

"First and goal at 1 though"

TCU might never score. "

"Obviously short."

"TCU might never score. "

 

[JaxBill]

That was sketchy as hell

 

[Shula-holic]

The TCU dance girls are the only legit thing about this game.

 

[General Malaise]

Can they at least put Olivia Dekker on TV cameras when she's talking?  Please?  

 

[JaxBill]

The TCU dance girls are the only legit thing about this game.

Why would horned frogs try to start a lawn mower though(dance/cheet motion)

 

[Galileo]

The TCU dance girls are the only legit thing about this game.

Always strong game for TCU

 

[JaxBill]

@ToddFuhrman: The Picasso of QB bowl performances https://twitter.com/ToddFuhrman/status/1078150547981557760/photo/1

 

[Shula-holic]

@ToddFuhrman: The Picasso of QB bowl performances https://twitter.com/ToddFuhrman/status/1078150547981557760/photo/1

It's gotten to the point I feel awful for him.  This game is so bad though I have to see it through to say I saw it.

 

[Galileo]

@ToddFuhrman: The Picasso of QB bowl performances https://twitter.com/ToddFuhrman/status/1078150547981557760/photo/1

And the Frogs may still win...think about that.

 

[JaxBill]

It's gotten to the point I feel awful for him.  This game is so bad though I have to see it through to say I saw it.

My reply to his post was

@JaxBill10: @ToddFuhrman makes me wonder if he would have better numbers throwing opposite handed.

 

[mquinnjr]

Why would horned frogs try to start a lawn mower though(dance/cheet motion)

Only if it's a bad boy mower.

 

[Galileo]

If TCU scores off of this punt return I sure hope they go for 2

 Last thing we need is for this to go OT.

 

[JaxBill]

Weird stuff. He has the ball perfectly centered on field. Then runs to right hash. Then the whole kicker double switch. And then the kicker has to hook it from right hash and overcooks it.

 

[Shula-holic]

Good grief.  I was gonna suggest 3 off tackle dives and try a FG in OT just to avoid a possible INT until I saw the kicking options.  But he had to miss that FG to fit in with this game.

 

[mquinnjr]

We don't deserve OT in a classic of this stature.

 

[Shula-holic]

As long as they keep showing the TCU girls I can watch all night.

 

[Shula-holic]

OMG he cut the wrong way so the lineman could catch him

 

[Galileo]

 

[Galileo]

That penalty may have taken TCU out of FG range

 

[Shula-holic]

Oh wow, then the penalty.  This is a classic!

 

[Jayded]

Both of these teams should be relegated to FCS for this performance. 

 

[JaxBill]

Our long national nightmare is over.

 

[Shula-holic]

The guy in the suit who fell into the official causing the penalty that would have nullified that interception had it gone for a TD was the SID according to some Twitter reports.  How does that happen?

 

[Galileo]

The guy in the suit who fell into the official causing the penalty that would have nullified that interception had it gone for a TD was the SID according to some Twitter reports.  How does that happen?

It was this guy

 

[Shula-holic]

It was this guy

He is probably the happiest guy in the stadium they were still able to score after that and that the TCU player was stopped before he could score as well.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Storm response company sponsors bowl game and it's canceled due to storms. 

Thank God Immodium A.D doesn't sponsor a bowl game.

lol

 

[General Malaise]

It was this guy

Is that Shuke?

 

[mquinnjr]

https://twitter.com/bwwings/status/1078156444015489024?s=21

Well done. Well freaking done!

 

[culdeus]

Woah. Clemson banned substance suspended....

I'm expecting them to beat this charge sometime today. 

 

[General Malaise]

How is it that a horrendous, crime ridden, poverty stricken town like Shreveport gets a bowl game, but progressive, booming cities like Portland or Seattle are left out?  Don't say the weather, because we just had a wonderful bowl game in Texas cancelled and I think they are playing in sub-freezing temps in NYC today.  Strange business. 

 

[JaxBill]

How is it that a horrendous, crime ridden, poverty stricken town like Shreveport gets a bowl game, but progressive, booming cities like Portland or Seattle are left out?  Don't say the weather, because we just had a wonderful bowl game in Texas cancelled and I think they are playing in sub-freezing temps in NYC today.  Strange business. 

Things they don't teach in school

 

[General Malaise]

ED FOLEY!!!!

Did his best Matt Foley impersonation in a speech to his team. 

 

[culdeus]

How is it that a horrendous, crime ridden, poverty stricken town like Shreveport gets a bowl game, but progressive, booming cities like Portland or Seattle are left out?  Don't say the weather, because we just had a wonderful bowl game in Texas cancelled and I think they are playing in sub-freezing temps in NYC today.  Strange business. 

It has a little bit of history.  Used to be a way for the now RIP southland conference to get a matchup against a decent conference opponent, usually SWC or SEC and still draw a decent crowd.  Being on I-20 it's a sub 3 hour drive from DFW/Houston and a good chunk of the SEC, has full-on gambling options and lots of hotel space.  

Portland and Seattle don't have near the driving proximity to power 5 and next 5 conferences.   It fits a niche.  I bet it probably outdraws most every bowl game up to 12/31.  

 

[General Malaise]

It has a little bit of history.  Used to be a way for the now RIP southland conference to get a matchup against a decent conference opponent, usually SWC or SEC and still draw a decent crowd.  Being on I-20 it's a sub 3 hour drive from DFW/Houston and a good chunk of the SEC, has full-on gambling options and lots of hotel space.  

Portland and Seattle don't have near the driving proximity to power 5 and next 5 conferences.   It fits a niche.  I bet it probably outdraws most every bowl game up to 12/31.  

Oh, I know.  Just being snarky.  I grew up in DFW and went to college in Jackson.  I made the drive along I-20 probably 20-30 times, so I know all too well about Shreveport, its large stadium, the river boats and my favorite track growing up, Louisiana Downs.  

But that is a cesspool of a city with some strange citizens.  Seattle had a bowl for about 3 years, it was not popular.

 

[Doug B]

Portland, Oregon doesn't really have a football stadium befitting its current status as a major American city, does it? I assume where the MLS Timbers play would be way too small for a college bowl or NFL game?

 

[General Malaise]

Portland, Oregon doesn't really have a football stadium befitting its current status as a major American city, does it? I assume where the MLS Timbers play would be way too small for a college bowl or NFL game?

Guess not. 

I suppose I'll just have to travel to Mobile or Boca Raton with 10s of other people if I want to watch Akron vs MTSU.