7 Favorite Critically Panned Movies You'll Watch Everytime (1 Viewer)

[NIU Kicker]

Big trouble in little china

/thread

 

[Insein]

The holy trinity of Costner... minus one.

the Postman

Waterworld

not sure you understand the concept of B movie

read the thread. again.

yeah, you missed the concept of a B movie

A critically declared bad movie that you like. Seems pretty simple.

 

[Gordang]

The holy trinity of Costner... minus one.

the Postman

Waterworld

not sure you understand the concept of B movie

read the thread. again.

yeah, you missed the concept of a B movie

A critically declared bad movie that you like. Seems pretty simple.

do yourself a favor and edit out B movie from your title then

 

[Insein]

The holy trinity of Costner... minus one.

the Postman

Waterworld

not sure you understand the concept of B movie

read the thread. again.

yeah, you missed the concept of a B movie

A critically declared bad movie that you like. Seems pretty simple.

do yourself a favor and edit out B movie from your title then

I explained myself over a month ago. I think you can deal.

 

[Half in the bag]

Strange Brew ( Take off Eh! )

Escape from New York ( Snake Plisken?... I thought you were dead )

UHF

Big Trouble in Little China ( I just wanna get my truck back )

29th street

Fubar

The Burbs'

 

[El Floppo]

The holy trinity of Costner... minus one.

the Postman

Waterworld

not sure you understand the concept of B movie

read the thread. again.

yeah, you missed the concept of a B movie

this time read it with extra reading.

 

[Gordang]

The holy trinity of Costner... minus one.

the Postman

Waterworld

not sure you understand the concept of B movie

read the thread. again.

yeah, you missed the concept of a B movie

this time read it with extra reading.

b movie - a low-budget movie made especially to accompany a major feature film on a double bill.

waterworld budget $ 172 Million

you are doing this wrong

 

[flapgreen]

The Stuff

 

[Insein]

The holy trinity of Costner... minus one.

the Postman

Waterworld

not sure you understand the concept of B movie

read the thread. again.

yeah, you missed the concept of a B movie

this time read it with extra reading.

b movie - a low-budget movie made especially to accompany a major feature film on a double bill.waterworld budget $ 172 Million

you are doing this wrong

B movie as defined by me in this thread over a month ago. A critically panned movie that you still watch anyway anytime it comes on TV. Which most low budget movies do not.Seems like most people understood the concept. Only you are hung up on it.

 

[Gordang]

The holy trinity of Costner... minus one.

the Postman

Waterworld

not sure you understand the concept of B movie

read the thread. again.

yeah, you missed the concept of a B movie

this time read it with extra reading.

b movie - a low-budget movie made especially to accompany a major feature film on a double bill.waterworld budget $ 172 Million

you are doing this wrong

B movie as defined by me in this thread over a month ago. A critically panned movie that you still watch anyway anytime it comes on TV. Which most low budget movies do not.Seems like most people understood the concept. Only you are hung up on it.

how foolish of me not to accept you saying 1 is 2 and 2 is 1

 

[Chaka]

Lots of great ones mentioned already.

I'll add The Core with Aaron Eckhart, Stanley Tucci and Hilary Swank. For whatever reason for a cheesy end of the world scenario it just works for me.

 

[Chaka]

The holy trinity of Costner... minus one.

the Postman

Waterworld

not sure you understand the concept of B movie

read the thread. again.

yeah, you missed the concept of a B movie

this time read it with extra reading.

b movie - a low-budget movie made especially to accompany a major feature film on a double bill.waterworld budget $ 172 Million

you are doing this wrong

B movie as defined by me in this thread over a month ago. A critically panned movie that you still watch anyway anytime it comes on TV. Which most low budget movies do not.Seems like most people understood the concept. Only you are hung up on it.

how foolish of me not to accept you saying 1 is 2 and 2 is 1

I'm siding with Floppo.

 

[Insein]

Heartbreak Ridge

 

[Jeff Vader]

Ice Pirates

"Space herpe."

Big Trouble....Little China (I bought the blu-ray the day it came out)

They Live

Evil Dead 3 (almost as quotable as The Big Lebowski)

Strange Brew (aka. the Canadian National Epic)

The Quiet Earth (a forgotten classic)

Eraserhead

Wonder Boys (the not-so-secret favorite of writers everywhere)

 

[Jeff Vader]

You can also add a whole slew of kung-fu movies whose names I'm clueless about.

Flicks like The Seven Deadly Venoms. I see them, I stop surfing immediately

 

[Insein]

Point break

Blood sport

Bottleshock

Xxx

Mall rats

Tommy boy

XXX is perfect for this list.

On right now on FXM. I know what I'll be doing for the next 2 hours.

 

[flapgreen]

Never seen it but turning there now.

 

[Insein]

Never seen it but turning there now.

Cheesy goodness.

 

[flapgreen]

What the hell is going on?

 

[Insein]

What the hell is going on?

Basically Xander (Vin) is being recruited by Samuel L. He just dropped him in Columbia to test him and they all think it's a teat but they're real drug lords. Overall has nothing to do with the main plot. Just lots of cool explosions.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[flapgreen]

Who's even fighting here?

 

[Insein]

Who's even fighting here?

The Columbian army is raiding a drug farm.Again though. Not very important.

What's important is how ridiculous and unnecessary this jump on the bike is.

 

[flapgreen]

Wtf

 

[flapgreen]

This is freaking terrible... but mesmerizing.

 

[Insein]

This is one of the last great movies for big live stunts. No CGI.

 

[Insein]

This is freaking terrible... but mesmerizing.

Exactly.

 

[Insein]

The dialogue is Oscar worthy.

 

[flapgreen]

Terrible lines

 

[Insein]

Terrible lines

"Why don't you shoot the monkey that sold you the suit."

 

[flapgreen]

Unbelievable

 

[Insein]

These are the best Russian accents in film.

 

[flapgreen]

Is this supposed to be part comedy?

 

[Insein]

Is this supposed to be part comedy?

Unintentional

 

[flapgreen]

What a mishmash of random ####. They're all over the place.

 

[Insein]

What a mishmash of random ####. They're all over the place.

This was supposed to be the Bond killer for the gen X crowd.

 

[flapgreen]

Is Vin Diesel dumb enough to think this is good?

 

[Insein]

Is Vin Diesel dumb enough to think this is good?

Its no Fast and Furious but it still holds weight amongst the greats.

 

[Mister Martie]

Gleaming the Cube

 

[flapgreen]

I'm having trouble figuring out what they're trying to accomplish. Starting to think I need to quit trying to figure it out.

 

[flapgreen]

This is really weird.

 

[Insein]

I'm having trouble figuring out what they're trying to accomplish. Starting to think I need to quit trying to figure it out.

The first 5 mins of the movie shows a Bond type guy in a tux trying to infiltrate the Russians and they kill him. They basically have a new chemical weapon that kills people. So XXX has been recruited to stop them because he's edgy and cool.

 

[flapgreen]

Now I'm gonna take you to lunch? Lol

 

[Insein]

Now I'm gonna take you to lunch? Lol

You're going to love this

 

[flapgreen]

 

[flapgreen]

Surfing a lunch tray? :facepalm:

 

[Insein]

"I live for this ####!"

 

[Insein]

Now for no reason, snowboarding.

 

[Insein]

OK some CGI.

 

[flapgreen]

This is some serious bull####.