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8 Dumb Holiday Traditions That Need to Be Retired (1 Viewer)

White Elephant is stupid (who wants trash?), but I'm a big fan of the Yankee Swap.
We do it where you start with something and everyone sits in a circle and rolls two dice. If you get a 7,you get to swap with anyone else. One good gift, the rest crap (sometimes literally.) We set a time for 15 minutes or so that no one can see. Whatever you have when the timer goes off is what you end up with. Whoever gets the good gift has to bring the good one next year.
:hifive: Close to ours.. except there is no "Nice" gift.. Some are practical ( Kitchen Utensils, towels, food) and some are just Whatever/joke..

A couple years ago my Brother in-law ended up with a SpongeBob DVD.. He had no clue who Spongebob was so it was worth every penny to see his face :lol:

 
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White Elephant is stupid (who wants trash?), but I'm a big fan of the Yankee Swap.
We do it where you start with something and everyone sits in a circle and rolls two dice. If you get a 7,you get to swap with anyone else. One good gift, the rest crap (sometimes literally.) We set a time for 15 minutes or so that no one can see. Whatever you have when the timer goes off is what you end up with. Whoever gets the good gift has to bring the good one next year.
:hifive: Close to ours.. except there is no "Nice" gift.. Some are practical ( Kitchen Utensils, towels, food) and some are just Whatever/joke..A couple years ago my Brother in-law ended up with SpongeBob DVD.. He had no clue who Spongebob was so it was worth every penny to see his face :lol:
We have one good one, usually booze or wine, and everyone else tries to find the ugliest or most worthless crap ever. I farted in a mason jar and put that in the mix about 7 years ago. Last year, my buddy Sean brought dog #### and I ended up with it. This year, I bought a "hat" at Dollar Tree that's a thin foam rubber T-Rex head with a chin strap.

 
For us folks that live in parts of the world that it actually snows.......

It's time to end the old 'Christmas just isn't the same without snow on the ground' mentality

I'm sure the fine folks of Bethlehem ventured on bravely without it, that day in August, 2000 something years ago when baby Jeebus born.
Disagree. While I fully admit this is a regional thing, Christmas isn't Christmas without snow. The grass is green here in Minnesota, and I was feeling very unChristmaslike driving into work. I'm not looking forward to waking up tomorrow, opening up presents with the kids on the porch, looking out into the backyard and seeing the piles of leaves that didn't get raked up this fall.

 
For us folks that live in parts of the world that it actually snows.......

It's time to end the old 'Christmas just isn't the same without snow on the ground' mentality

I'm sure the fine folks of Bethlehem ventured on bravely without it, that day in August, 2000 something years ago when baby Jeebus born.
Disagree. While I fully admit this is a regional thing, Christmas isn't Christmas without snow. The grass is green here in Minnesota, and I was feeling very unChristmaslike driving into work. I'm not looking forward to waking up tomorrow, opening up presents with the kids on the porch, looking out into the backyard and seeing the piles of leaves that didn't get raked up this fall.
Wouldn't ya know it, I leave that place and winter decides to be nice n' mild. The past two winters were... well, let's say brutal and were a major factor in the decision to move back to paradise. :cool:

E2A and to stay on topic - we did like the seasons there. Even winter/snow... just not 5 months of it.

 
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We have one good one, usually booze or wine, and everyone else tries to find the ugliest or most worthless crap ever. I farted in a mason jar and put that in the mix about 7 years ago.
I assume you dropped your pants so nothing got filtered out?

 
For us folks that live in parts of the world that it actually snows.......

It's time to end the old 'Christmas just isn't the same without snow on the ground' mentality

I'm sure the fine folks of Bethlehem ventured on bravely without it, that day in August, 2000 something years ago when baby Jeebus born.
Disagree. While I fully admit this is a regional thing, Christmas isn't Christmas without snow. The grass is green here in Minnesota, and I was feeling very unChristmaslike driving into work. I'm not looking forward to waking up tomorrow, opening up presents with the kids on the porch, looking out into the backyard and seeing the piles of leaves that didn't get raked up this fall.
Try 85 degrees. Luckily tomorrow, we're getting Arctic air that will cool it down to around 70.

 
We have one good one, usually booze or wine, and everyone else tries to find the ugliest or most worthless crap ever. I farted in a mason jar and put that in the mix about 7 years ago.
I assume you dropped your pants so nothing got filtered out?
Of course. I wasn't about to let my boxers absorb any of that goodness. My mom raised me alone for Christ's sake, I wasn't about to give her a diluted fart. She deserves the best.

 
For us folks that live in parts of the world that it actually snows.......

It's time to end the old 'Christmas just isn't the same without snow on the ground' mentality

I'm sure the fine folks of Bethlehem ventured on bravely without it, that day in August, 2000 something years ago when baby Jeebus born.
Disagree. While I fully admit this is a regional thing, Christmas isn't Christmas without snow. The grass is green here in Minnesota, and I was feeling very unChristmaslike driving into work. I'm not looking forward to waking up tomorrow, opening up presents with the kids on the porch, looking out into the backyard and seeing the piles of leaves that didn't get raked up this fall.
Try 85 degrees. Luckily tomorrow, we're getting Arctic air that will cool it down to around 70.
I'll take that on December 26th, but give me 2 feet of snow and 20 degrees on the 25th.

 
We have one good one, usually booze or wine, and everyone else tries to find the ugliest or most worthless crap ever. I farted in a mason jar and put that in the mix about 7 years ago.
I assume you dropped your pants so nothing got filtered out?
Of course. I wasn't about to let my boxers absorb any of that goodness. My mom raised me alone for Christ's sake, I wasn't about to give her a diluted fart. She deserves the best.
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For us folks that live in parts of the world that it actually snows.......

It's time to end the old 'Christmas just isn't the same without snow on the ground' mentality

I'm sure the fine folks of Bethlehem ventured on bravely without it, that day in August, 2000 something years ago when baby Jeebus born.
Disagree. While I fully admit this is a regional thing, Christmas isn't Christmas without snow. The grass is green here in Minnesota, and I was feeling very unChristmaslike driving into work. I'm not looking forward to waking up tomorrow, opening up presents with the kids on the porch, looking out into the backyard and seeing the piles of leaves that didn't get raked up this fall.
:goodposting:
 
I personally ASK for gift Cards for the Movie Theater.. Just received $40 worth 9 days ago for my birthday and hoping for more today :popcorn:
Yeah, I’ve changed my tune on this.  Most people suck at gift giving so now I would rather get a gift card- I still feel a little bad giving one but I figure other people agree with me and would rather get what they want.  Unless I feel like I’ve got a good idea I’ll get a GC.

 
Just shut it down when the kids are grown up
Like don't do Christmas at all? We certainly won't do Santa when our youngest is a teen but we'll always celebrate Christmas. 

Our 14yo has been on the adult team, helping with Santa, etc for a couple years now. Our 12yo pretends to still believe. That should change soon but we let him for his youngest siblings. I'm sure our 9yo doesn't believe in Santa but he's playing along, trying to convince us to "help Santa" buy him a switch or 3dsxl. 

Even if not Santa, they all love the decorations, trees (we have 4) lights and family time. Yes church is a key part of it too. It really is the most fun holiday even if it gets crazy. 

 
Like don't do Christmas at all? We certainly won't do Santa when our youngest is a teen but we'll always celebrate Christmas. 

Our 14yo has been on the adult team, helping with Santa, etc for a couple years now. Our 12yo pretends to still believe. That should change soon but we let him for his youngest siblings. I'm sure our 9yo doesn't believe in Santa but he's playing along, trying to convince us to "help Santa" buy him a switch or 3dsxl. 

Even if not Santa, they all love the decorations, trees (we have 4) lights and family time. Yes church is a key part of it too. It really is the most fun holiday even if it gets crazy. 
No tree or decorations for me (let alone sugary X-mas music or movies).

I loathe the commercialism that has been injected.

Bah Humbug.

 
No tree or decorations for me (let alone sugary X-mas music or movies).

I loathe the commercialism that has been injected.

Bah Humbug.
:shrug:

I can completely get behind the dislike of commercialism. But some Christmas movies are among my favorites. You just can't beat Elf, die hard or Gremlins. 

It might make a difference that our kids range from 14-3. The youngest help keep Christmas fun. 

 
:shrug:

I can completely get behind the dislike of commercialism. But some Christmas movies are among my favorites. You just can't beat Elf, die hard or Gremlins. 

It might make a difference that our kids range from 14-3. The youngest help keep Christmas fun. 
Mine are (unsurprisingly) so over that. The family bits are fun, but the rest can take a long walk off a short pier

 
I like the season. Our kids are all grown, but I still enjoy getting them something special. And my wife loves shopping for the grandkids. We also prepare the big Christmas Eve feast and have everyone over. Love it. By the time the grandkids outgrow it, we'll be in our mid-60s at least and it may become to much them for all the effort that goes in to it. But, for now, I have no problem creating the memories. I'm glad I don't view it is a burden like some folks appear to. Trust me, when you get older, those memories become more valuable than you would expect.

 
I've always been a fan of Christmas, but I can do without the rampant commercialization of the holidays in general. "Buy stuff, go #### deep into debt, because if you don't, your associates will think you hate your families!" No thanks, I'll be over here trying to spread a bit more cheer than usual.

 

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