99K sign petition to have Bieber deported (1 Viewer)

[flysack]

We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture," wrote the petition's creator, Detroit resident J.M. "We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society

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[joffer]

I'd rather deport Ted Cruz

 

[jon_mx]

Now just substitute the word Jews for Justin Bieber and see how it sounds.

 

[Tom Servo]

I'd rather deport Ted Cruz Nancy Pelosi.

 

[Guest]

I'm still waiting for the Death Star to be built.

 

[ntz08]

It's over 100k now, actually >107k. The administration has to respond

 

[NCCommish]

Now just substitute the word Jews for Justin Bieber and see how it sounds.

Really? That's how you want to go with this? Sure you don't want to rethink that just a bit?

 

[Henry Ford]

Now just substitute the word Jews for Justin Bieber and see how it sounds.

I don't know any dangerous, reckless, destructive, drug abusing Jews. It sounds stupid.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just stupid.

 

[jon_mx]

Now just substitute the word Jews for Justin Bieber and see how it sounds.

I don't know any dangerous, reckless, destructive, drug abusing Jews. It sounds stupid.

Apparently not familiar with the Wolf of Wall Street.

 

[Henry Ford]

Now just substitute the word Jews for Justin Bieber and see how it sounds.

I don't know any dangerous, reckless, destructive, drug abusing Jews. It sounds stupid.

Apparently not familiar with the Wolf of Wall Street.

The Wolf of Wall Street is "Jews?"

 

[jon_mx]

Now just substitute the word Jews for Justin Bieber and see how it sounds.

I don't know any dangerous, reckless, destructive, drug abusing Jews. It sounds stupid.

Apparently not familiar with the Wolf of Wall Street.

The Wolf of Wall Street is "Jews?"

You said 'any', so I gave you an example. Jordan Belfort is Jewish.

 

[rct]

I'd rather deport Ted Cruz Nancy Pelosi.

Amazing, I had no idea that Nancy Pelosi was also born in Canada.

 

[rct]

I predict this will be as successful as the petition to deport Piers Morgan.

 

[NCCommish]

I predict this will be as successful as the petition to deport Piers Morgan.

I don't expect anything to happen but there is a difference. Piers wasn't egging his neighbors, pissing off every country he tours and generally being a doosh. OK maybe the last one but not the other two.

 

[DiStefano]

I'm not so sure he ought to be deported, but I would pay money to see him frog-marched to the plane.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Any truth to the rumor that 99k signed it but a ##### ain't one?

 

[Tom Servo]

I'd rather deport Ted Cruz Nancy Pelosi.

Amazing, I had no idea that Nancy Pelosi was also born in Canada.

She's not; I just want to see the video of her being deported...preferrably by strapped to a cruise missle.

 

[flysack]

I doubt this will go through, but just in case I'm starting a petition at petitions.pm.gc.ca to place the honorable Mayor Rob Ford in charge of Justin Bieber's repatriation.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I doubt this will go through, but just in case I'm starting a petition at petitions.pm.gc.ca to place the honorable Mayor Rob Ford in charge of Justin Bieber's repatriation.

if we can throw Miley Cyrus in, it's a deal!

 

[mquinnjr]

We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture," wrote the petition's creator, Detroit resident J.M. "We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society

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[Soulfly3]

Ya, cuz the US govt is gonna wanna deport his 10s of millions in yearly taxes.

Nope

 

[flysack]

Ya, cuz the US govt is gonna wanna deport his 10s of millions in yearly taxes.

Nope

Could you please stop the jocularity and be serious here?

 

[matttyl]

Can we trade him for a current Canadian? If so, who would you want?

 

[pollardsvision]

Can we trade him for a current Canadian? If so, who would you want?

If the 43" Lake Trout was indeed caught in Canada, let's trade Bieber back for it.

 

[-fish-]

Can we trade him for a current Canadian? If so, who would you want?

Elisha Cuthbert

 

[pollardsvision]

Can we trade him for a current Canadian? If so, who would you want?

Elisha Cuthbert

Yeah, but Canada would demand at least 2 first round picks to make that deal happen.

 

[Two Deep]

I doubt this will go through, but just in case I'm starting a petition at petitions.pm.gc.ca to place the honorable Mayor Rob Ford in charge of Justin Bieber's repatriation.

if we can throw Miley Cyrus in, it's a deal!

What! Have you seen her Wrecking Ball Video? We keep her!

 

[Apes with Guns]

Can we really petition to get people deported now? Because the guy who owns the felaffel-making place in my town was mean-mugging my kids. Either that or it's just the way those people look.

 

[Two Deep]

Why don't we get two really big black guys to carry him on their shoulders back to Canada.

 

[matttyl]

Can we trade him for a current Canadian? If so, who would you want?

Elisha Cuthbert

Yeah, but Canada would demand at least 2 first round picks to make that deal happen.

That's not unreasonable.

 

[Apes with Guns]

Why don't we get two really big black guys to carry him on their shoulders back to Canada.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Can we really petition to get people deported now? Because the guy who owns the felaffel-making place in my town was mean-mugging my kids. Either that or it's just the way those people look.

That's just how we look.

 

[kentric]

My 14 y.o. came to me this morning laughing that they got to 100k. She seemed so proud of herself that she got on board early.

 

[flysack]

Can we trade him for a current Canadian? If so, who would you want?

Imagine this: Rob Ford, Mayor of Las Vegas.

 

[Soulfly3]

Can we trade him for a current Canadian? If so, who would you want?

Imagine this: Rob Ford, Mayor of Las Vegas.

I'll fight you to the death for that man.