I'm thinking throwback?
Wear your Archie Manning jersey. Conversation starter.
New Woo : Is that a Manning jersey? I didn't know either of the Mannings ever played for the Saints.
NRJ : They didn't. This is Archie Manning, he's Peyton and Eli's dad. Best Saints QB ever until Brees came along. Bonus points for no weird birthmark on his face.
NW : I like Peyton better.
NRJ : Better than who? I hope you mean Eli and not Brees. (gets serious and voice takes on a steely, menacing quality)
I hope you don't mean Brees.....
NW : No, I meant Eli.
NRJ (brightens up, voice returns to normal) : Oh ! Yeah, me too. Plus he has all that Papa John's dough.
NW : They give him all the dough? Does he make all the crusts himself?
NRJ : No, I meant dough as in MONEY.
NW : I like Papa John's.
NRJ : Ok, favorite topping?
NW : Pepperoni
NRJ : Me too, hey (switches to a "dice" Clay impression) -
how's about gargling MY pepperoni? OH !!!!
NW : OK, this just got weird.
NRJ : You think that's weird, check this out !
NRJ drops trou, then bends at the waist, grabs his ankles through his legs and "butt-walks" out of the restaurant while singing "Aqualung" at top volume.
Cut to :
2 hours later, NRJ sits outside Marissa's bedroom window tuning a ukelele.
NRJ : Are you there? This one's a new one I just wrote. It's called "Hug Me Again Before I Light Up a Charcoal Grill In My Bedroom With All The Doors and Windows Shut."
/scene