A Tribute to Sigs that Could Have Been... (1 Viewer)

[NotSmart]

A thread to recognize modern day quotes that would have made great sigs back in the glory days.

Also feel free to add classic sigs - I know I have a file of them somewhere.  

 

[NotSmart]

Someone wipes their ### on other man's towels and that should get fixed immediately.

 

[rockaction]

I'm going with studs': 

Hey Mike Herbin I know this might be the wrong time but would you trade Succop for Birongas?  

 

[NotSmart]

I'm going with studs': 

Hey Mike Herbin I know this might be the wrong time but would you trade Succop for Birongas?  

There were a LOT of Studs' classics - I hope many are saved somewhere and will be added here.

 

[rockaction]

There were a LOT of Studs' classics - I hope many are saved somewhere and will be added here.

This one came when Dodds got all over tim when Tim openly opined about fantasy football advice and timleeg. It was before Rob Bironas passed. 

RIP to Bironas, in all seriousness. Ambien and driving took his life. It's the passive use, because Ambien can be a hell of a drug.  

Tim, if you're reading, still love ya.  

 

[ShamrockPride]

In a game thread a few years ago:

Caldwell will be responsible for extending the career of Calvin Johnson. Why else has he kept him bubble wrapped the past two seasons? I want to slap that stupid salt and pepper mustache off his fat sweaty face. That's the politically correct version of how I feel.

 

[NotSmart]

Big fan. Love me some balls.  

 

[NotSmart]

i am a church, filled with wicked statues & flickering flames, but pointed straight to heaven

 

[ShamrockPride]

What was the old one @fantasycurse42 use to have? Something about his 2 year old kid having more money in his bank account than dude he was crapping on would make in his entire life. All because the guy called FC42 stupid lol.

 

[NotSmart]

About time SWC gets an entry:

hey colonol you know the usual suspects are going to show up in here and dazzle us all with how crappy they are to women but you just ignore them and keep on keepin on and when you are the one riding away with the captain of the papershakers in your 75 charger they will be the bald spot guy rocking an ugly beer gut talking about the ooofdy scale and waiting for the barhag they knocked up when they couldnt be honorable to finish her second pack of cigs for the night to come back inside so they can leave and you know what they will get yelled at by seniorita barhag the entire way home and no matter what it is they are getting yelled at by old haggy about the truth is that underneath it all it is because they aint you boom bromigo take that to the bank 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/56270-barry-quiter-sanders/?page=10.                                    lots of good stuff in this thread.

 

[AAABatteries]

El Floppo should be thanking his lucky stars for Sinn Fein's member

 

[NotSmart]

Vintage Arizona Ron ain't walking through that door.

 

[rockaction]

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/56270-barry-quiter-sanders/?page=10.                                    lots of good stuff in this thread.

HFS. I'm laughing so hard I couldn't type for a minute. Power Monster was pretty pissed. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

About time SWC gets an entry:

 

 

[NotSmart]

Time to recognize one of Studs' true masterpieces:

"When you fart is loud enough to make a animal curious you know probably gonna win burritos"

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/460032-collegehumors-americas-hottest-college-girl-09/?page=37&tab=comments#comment-10235727

ETA: "angus"  

 

[touche']

About time SWC gets an entry:

Worst shtick on the board