Adding things to foods that don't need to be added. (1 Viewer)

[John Bender]

Sat down for some Cole slaw at the diner today and they started putting craisins in it. Why on earth would this be an improvement on the normally delicious cole slaw? Stop ####### it up for cole slaw lovers and at least explain that your cole slaw comes with craisins in it since it's a-#######-typical

 

[John Bender]

Oh yea... What else?

 

[Nugget]

Sat down for some Cole slaw at the diner today and they started putting craisins in it. Why on earth would this be an improvement on the normally delicious cole slaw? Stop ####### it up for cole slaw lovers and at least explain that your cole slaw comes with craisins in it since it's a-#######-typical

Sounds delicious.

 

[John Bender]

"Truffled" French fries...

Just give me the fries #####.

 

[sbonomo]

"Truffled" French fries...

Just give me the fries #####.

you have to be kidding me.....truffles make everything better. You probably dont like duck fat fries, garlic fries, etc either do you?

 

[trogg78]

Are you going to be ok?

 

[Cliff Clavin]

"Truffled" French fries...

Just give me the fries #####.

Those sound delicious.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Since we are getting close to Thanksgiving this is a great way to remind folks not to put apples in the ####### stuffing

Also grapes in chicken salad should not be

 

[pantagrapher]

Get all that bull#### out of my Bloody Mary. Looks like a ####### deli sandwich perched up there.

 

[Mr. Ected]

"Truffled" French fries...

Just give me the fries #####.

You must not be Canadian!

Spoiler

Poutine is a Canadian dish, originating in the province of Quebec, made with french fries and cheese curds topped with a light brown gravy-like sauce.

 

[sbonomo]

"Truffled" French fries...

Just give me the fries #####.

You must not be Canadian!

Spoiler

Poutine is a Canadian dish, originating in the province of Quebec, made with french fries and cheese curds topped with a light brown gravy-like sauce.

mmmm the spoiler sounds amazing as well!

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Get all that bull#### out of my Bloody Mary. Looks like a ####### deli sandwich perched up there.

except maybe the green olive....I like the green olive.

 

[John Bender]

Since we are getting close to Thanksgiving this is a great way to remind folks not to put apples in the ####### stuffing

Also grapes in chicken salad should not be

Yes, God yes on both counts.

I love you Lambs

 

[Ditka Butkus]

The human DNA out of hotdogs would be nice.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I had you figured for a coleslaw eater.

 

[lumpy19]

Since we are getting close to Thanksgiving this is a great way to remind folks not to put apples in the ####### stuffing

Also grapes in chicken salad should not be

Mmmm I love apples in stuffing

 

[Frostillicus]

Get all that bull#### out of my Bloody Mary. Looks like a ####### deli sandwich perched up there.

We have a new leader for wrongest thing ever.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

What about oysters in stuffing? My MIL makes oyster stuffing...weird.

 

[pantagrapher]

Get all that bull#### out of my Bloody Mary. Looks like a ####### deli sandwich perched up there.

We have a new leader for wrongest thing ever.

Just order a charcuterie plate and toss it in there.

 

[Frostillicus]

Get all that bull#### out of my Bloody Mary. Looks like a ####### deli sandwich perched up there.

We have a new leader for wrongest thing ever.

Just order a charcuterie plate and toss it in there.

That'll work.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Since we are getting close to Thanksgiving this is a great way to remind folks not to put apples in the ####### stuffing

Also grapes in chicken salad should not be

Yes, God yes on both counts. I love you Lambs

If you make it up to Detroit Swirve says drinks are on him

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Since we are getting close to Thanksgiving this is a great way to remind folks not to put apples in the ####### stuffing

Also grapes in chicken salad should not be

Mmmm I love apples in stuffing

You're a sick ####

 

[Chadstroma]

Sat down for some Cole slaw at the diner today and they started putting craisins in it. Why on earth would this be an improvement on the normally delicious cole slaw? Stop ####### it up for cole slaw lovers and at least explain that your cole slaw comes with craisins in it since it's a-#######-typical

Did you go all GM on them?

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Since we are getting close to Thanksgiving this is a great way to remind folks not to put apples in the ####### stuffing

Also grapes in chicken salad should not be

Mmmm I love apples in stuffing

You're a sick ####

Mandarin Oranges in stuffing =

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Since we are getting close to Thanksgiving this is a great way to remind folks not to put apples in the ####### stuffing

Also grapes in chicken salad should not be

Mmmm I love apples in stuffing

You're a sick ####

Mandarin Oranges in stuffing =

Shtick?

Stuffing should be bread, onions, celery, seasoning. Top with gravy and enjoy

 

[John Bender]

While I completely agree with the grapes in chicken salad thing, at least it's so common that I know to ask before order "does it have grapes in it?"

With cole slaw, we need to make it clear that there is a foreign ####ty overly sweet, stick to your cavities piece of processed #### mixed in with what most normal people in the country would call cole slaw.

We can't be doing this with our foods and drinks in this world.

sums it up well

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Since we are getting close to Thanksgiving this is a great way to remind folks not to put apples in the ####### stuffing

Also grapes in chicken salad should not be

Mmmm I love apples in stuffing

You're a sick ####

Mandarin Oranges in stuffing =

Shtick?

Stuffing should be bread, onions, celery, seasoning. Top with gravy and enjoy

No. Why do you hate flavour?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Gravy is a flavor

 

[JoeSteeler]

What about oysters in stuffing? My MIL makes oyster stuffing...weird.

Came in to post this as well...disgusting

 

[ChainsawU]

Dude, I'm not going to lie to you. I make my own cole slaw and add orange-flavored cranberries and walnuts. Buy the 16 oz pack of walnuts in the baking section as they are cheaper. Sometimes I will add fresh crabmeat as well.

 

[John Bender]

Gravy is a flavor

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Gravy is a flavor

Gravy is a food group.

 

[Swing 51]

My brother adds sausage (not his you sick ####s) to his stuffing and it is quite tasty!

 

[IC FBGCav]

I went to an Italian place that had pretty good reviews, it was not a chain. My house salad comes with two 1/2" beet slices on top that are the diameter of a softball. WTF. I take them off and have beet juice all in my salad. Beets do not belong there.

 

[General Malaise]

Sat down for some Cole slaw at the diner today and they started putting craisins in it. Why on earth would this be an improvement on the normally delicious cole slaw? Stop ####### it up for cole slaw lovers and at least explain that your cole slaw comes with craisins in it since it's a-#######-typical

Were you dining with British Royalty by chance? Seems super fancy to me.

 

[General Malaise]

Sat down for some Cole slaw at the diner today and they started putting craisins in it. Why on earth would this be an improvement on the normally delicious cole slaw? Stop ####### it up for cole slaw lovers and at least explain that your cole slaw comes with craisins in it since it's a-#######-typical

Did you go all GM on them?

Great, MOP leaves and I fill the void.

 

[Insein]

Since we are getting close to Thanksgiving this is a great way to remind folks not to put apples in the ####### stuffing

Also grapes in chicken salad should not be

Mmmm I love apples in stuffing

You're a sick ####

Mandarin Oranges in stuffing =

Shtick?Stuffing should be bread, onions, celery, seasoning. Top with gravy and enjoy

Exactly. If you want fruit well that's why great Aunt Estelle makes her ### ####ed pineapple stuffing for that sits there the whole dinner.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We're having a chili cook-off at work today. People that didn't make chili were supposed to bring some sort of side.

One woman brought in a couple of huge loaves of garlic bread. For some reason she included mayonnaise, sour cream, and a #### load of green onions into the butter/garlic mix.

Why? Garlic bread is awesome just the way it is. Not sure why people feel the need to finger-#### stuff that's already great.

 

[pantagrapher]

I went to an Italian place that had pretty good reviews, it was not a chain. My house salad comes with two 1/2" beet slices on top that are the diameter of a softball. WTF. I take them off and have beet juice all in my salad. Beets do not belong there.

There's a fancy Italian restaurant here in Chicago that puts meatballs on their house salad. Not sure which is worse.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Never look a gift meatball in the mouth

 

[General Malaise]

My mother made a bit old batch of chilli recently and brought some over for me to take to work. It was decent, but odd. Curious, I asked her what that odd taste was. Answer? Pumpkin. She frigging used pumpkin in her chili. :X

 

[pantagrapher]

Never look a gift meatball in the mouth

Yeah but hold the salad.

 

[General Malaise]

Never look a gift meatball in the mouth

no kidding. i'd eat a meatball on just about anything with utter glee.

 

[Mr. Ected]

I went to an Italian place that had pretty good reviews, it was not a chain. My house salad comes with two 1/2" beet slices on top that are the diameter of a softball. WTF. I take them off and have beet juice all in my salad. Beets do not belong there.

Ask for no beets, fake allergy if necessary.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My mother made a bit old batch of chilli recently and brought some over for me to take to work. It was decent, but odd. Curious, I asked her what that odd taste was. Answer? Pumpkin. She frigging used pumpkin in her chili. :X

I was trying to forget about this.

 

[Eephus]

Cranberry sauce on a turkey sandwich.

 

[urbanhack]

get all nuts out of pastries and cookies. I don't need any ####### walnuts or almonds in my muffins, croissants or scones!!!!!!!

 

[JNox3]

You guys sure whine about a lot of stuff

 

[sdp1226]

"Truffled" French fries...

Just give me the fries #####.

you have to be kidding me.....truffles make everything better. You probably dont like duck fat fries, garlic fries, etc either do you?

Black truffle oil STINKS!!! It seriously smells like feet.

 

[dparker713]

Since we are getting close to Thanksgiving this is a great way to remind folks not to put apples in the ####### stuffing

Also grapes in chicken salad should not be

Mmmm I love apples in stuffing

You're a sick ####

Mandarin Oranges in stuffing =

Shtick?Stuffing should be bread, onions, celery, seasoning. Top with gravy and enjoy

Exactly. If you want fruit well that's why great Aunt Estelle makes her ### ####ed pineapple stuffing for that sits there the whole dinner.

I add mushrooms. And since I'm making a metric crap ton I add turkey stock to moisten the extra stuffing that doesn't fit in the bird.