You guys are all great. Easily the best thread of all time. But here's the thing. When it comes down to it, Wikkid clearly has the best squad for the 80s. It's not super close. While a true 90s Center, Ewing is not even close to as egregious a decade swap as many of the others (cough cough earl cough), and with 5 great years in the 80s and 7 in the 90s, he's the perfect case of "decade flexibility". That team is dominant (more on this later though, as there's a clear out as to why they may not be #1 in the end).
The next tier is where it gets tight. In no particular order yet, I see:
@trader jake,
@Ilov80s,
@Instinctive,
@Yo Mama,
@Jayrod all with reasonable arguments to being #2 (or #1 if you subscribe to the Ewing theory, which for those living under a rock is named after the key player whose teams always seemed to do better without him and who could never win himself. I personally believe winning matters, don't you? Surprised
@wikkidpissah, who usually values such stats as "W's" highly, would take such a mentally soft loser as highly as he did).
Given all the above, I'm here to tell you why this incredible squad of 80s talent, which so perfectly represents the decade, is among the very best. Not only is it a fantastically well put together team with a minimum of four all-star appearances at every position, it has an absolute crapload of defense (and defensive honors, from owning 5 of the 10 steals titles of the decade, to locking down the All-defensive backcourt of the decade, to rebounding titles, to the undisputed knock-you-on-you-###-if-you-come-in-here title) as well as hall of fame offense, a key instance of David Stern's racism and money-grubbing double standards for players, a mix of guys who all played a majority of the decade (or all of it, in multiple cases), some NBA championships...the list goes on.
The Squad:
PG - Micheal Ray Richardson: an understated 15/6/7 for his career, "Sugar Ray" was lightning fast with insane hands and a handle to match. One of the preeminent poster children for OMG he's good combined with ooo that cocaine thing though, MRR is emblematic of the 1980s NBA in more ways than one. He kicked off the decade with all-star appearances, assist title, steals titles, and multiple all-defensive honors. As I look at these 80s squads, I see him as the likely 4th best G after Magic, Isiah, and Dennis Johnson. He's likely the 2nd best defender after DJ as well (man I just missed DJ on this team too, I really wanted him).
SG - Alvin Robertson: Where did Bruce Bowen learn to play defense? From Mr. Roberston. How is Alvin different from Bruce Bowen? For one, he earned the nickname "Dog," as in a junkyard dog you do not want to #### with. For two, Alvin could get buckets when called upon, and in keeping with the overall theme of this squad, managed to rack up a nice total of 14/5/5, hitting the glass and dishing the ball to teammates throughout his career. As shooting threes began to gain momentum, he moved from a "once every 10 games at 28%" guy to a "twice a game at 34% guy" for the Spurs. Alvin also outright won Defensive Player of the Year in '86, and added to Micheal Ray's steals titles with three more for our squad.
SF - Marques Johnson: Our lead bucket-getter, the Slammer is widely acknowledged as the beginning of the point forward craze, and yet another guy you do not want to #### with (
not so far from his reputation here, though perhaps a little dramatized). Raymond, I mean Marques, poured it in to the tune of 3 all NBA teams and 20/7/4 through the decade, constantly slashing to the basket and getting the the line for 5+ FT/game. At 6'7", he had the agility to play SG but the 218 lb size to handle the bigger wing, where he most naturally fit on defense. While he's not King, English, Worthy, Nique, or Bird, he's a fantastic value and solid consolation to go toe to toe with those guys on the scoreboard, as a plus defender himself, surrounded by this lockdown crew. Specialization of labor!
PF - Ralph Sampson: Our Hall of Fame big fella number one was one of the best basketball players the entire decade. Like Bird, he won collegiate titles. Unlike Bird, he is one of the only players in history to be named the College Player of the year THREE times (in case you forgot, the most years you can play is 4). He was described as the guy who could score like Wilt and defend like Russell. Seriously - high praise. Now, he didn't achieve all that potential, but did make the faceup game a whole new challenge, as among the first 7-footers (maybe the first?) to face you up and put moves on you. Sampson is the first player in history to go for 30/15/5/5, and while playing with Hakeem, outshone the legendary big man on the brightest stages, taking the All-Star game MVP from him when they dominated the Eastern conference. Sampson's 15/9/2 career averages are brought down by his post-injury 90s years, while in the mid-late 80s he was putting up 20/11/3 with 2 blocks and a steal night in and night out. While he could also be a fantastic center n his own right, we wanted to get a hulking monster in there and allow Ralph's athleticism to be a havoc-wreaking weakside shot blocker and a pick and roll finisher. We needed someone with the bulk for bruising bigs on defense and the shooting touch to space it out on offense, leading to the perfect fit of...
C - Bill Laimbeer: The Prince of Darkness (yep, that's his nickname - the 80s were LIT - also known as "His Heinous") arrives to tie this fantastic squad of individual stars with perfect cohesion in a pretty little bow and put you on the floor if you somehow make it to the paint. Laimbeer put together a career 13/10/2 with a block and a steal per game, but his 80s heyday prime was a monster of 17/13/2 slash lines. He's a monster on defense, holding down the paint as the league's premier enforcer, perhaps the greatest of all time in the role (hat tip to Wayne Embry there too). He was also automatic from the elbows, peaking at 37% from three and 84% lifetime from the line. He's a team player, willing to step up and down into roles as needed, game to game and year to year, to help the team win.
Overall summary:
This team is awesome. Not only is there no hole on defense (all are positives on DBPM and DWS metrics), there are astounding hands, rim protection, and all five positions rebound well compared to their peers. We lock down the perimeter first with Robertson and Richardson, and we clean the glass - you get one shot, well-defended, and that's it. Hell, given all the steals titles in this backcourt, you aren't going to get a shot many times, and we'll take our free points on the break. If you want to get tough, this squad will beat your ###. If you want to play a finesse game, they'll run circles around you there too.
Collectively, they have a 95% assist rate as guys on the floor (for reference, the league leading team is usually around 70%). They share the ball like crazy, and all but Ralph are positive AST/TOV guys.
It's not even my best team...hell, it may be my fourth best team of the six. But I am damn proud of how this squad came together. Sure, some may ding Micheal Ray and Sampson for "injury careers" - but before you do, at least take a look at how much of the 80s they actually played and how dominant they were when they did. They aren't Bill Walton, who really only had two awesome seasons and missed 3 full seasons and parts of many others. They aren't 10-years-in-the-decade guys like Magic either, but they left a true mark on the league.
I'm excited to see the judging here.