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Someone needs to look up Bolivia's stadium in LaPaz. It's at 10,000 feet and has been a solid advantage historically.
Brad Friedel, GK, USA
Frankie Hejduk, Guardian of Morale and Fitness/RWB, USA
Christian Pulisic, RM/RW, USA
Bringing Pulisic along just to show him what it's about for 2020.
Scroll upSomeone needs to look up Bolivia's stadium in LaPaz. It's at 10,000 feet and has been a solid advantage historically.
Split the difference and take Coutinho.We're fighting over the last two picks.
I'm trying to talk tasker out of Hector Bellerin and he's trying to talk me out of Sammy Lee for assistant manager
Pele, Messi, Maradona, all fine players...
...but can they do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?
19.x Britannia Stadium - Backup Stadium
Zidane or Zico zipping passes around, controlling the game? Sub in the ol' Britannia and watch their spirit break. Can't wait to see these fancy Brazilians and Spaniards crumble under the austere conditions of the Britannia. Gamechanger? You know it.
You laugh now, but when he made it 2-0 Liverpool over United....WHO WAS LAUGHING THENlol, Ngog.
ETAYou laugh now, but when he made it 2-0 Liverpool over United....WHO WAS LAUGHING THEN
I recall thisSomewhere, a sad Joe Cole wonders if Gator/Tasker will ever remember his contributions to Liverpool's lore.
Meanwhile, despite his pricey salary, James Milner looks to be an inspired free signing by comparison. Maddening with the occasional "damn, not bad" > Cole's "ugh not him again" (direct quote from myself during that era)I recall this
I thought "well, if he's signed on a free, what could go wrong"
Waste of money in salary alone.
I'd take that cunt Michael Owen first still
ENGLAND star Joe Cole told last night how he feared for his life when he was beaten up over glamour girl Keeley Hazell.
Cole, 24, said: "I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and the fella could have killed me."
The Chelsea star was set upon at 5am last Sunday morning by a man believed to be a jealous male friend of Keeley.
Covered in blood and bruises, Cole says he fled through an open window and ran bare-chested and shoeless to a cabbies office.
In an exclusive interview with the Sunday Mirror, the midfielder insisted he wasn't "trying to pull" Keeley.
He said he simply fell asleep during a party at 19-year-old Keeley's South London home but woke to find a mystery man hitting him - as another watched.
Last night Keeley's bodybuilder boyfriend Lloyd Miller, 29, refused to confirm or deny that he'd given Cole a hiding...and then demanded pounds 30,000 for his tale.
Meanwhile Cole told how his fight or flight instinct took over. He said: "Thinking about it now, I worry that anything could have happened. But the only thing going through my head was I had to get out of there. That was my overriding urge. Just to get out.
"I was just lucky the window was open - so I could escape."
Explaining his decision to speak publicly about the incident, Cole said: "I didn't want to because I want to be on the back pages and not the front. But it's gone too far - so I just want to put it to rest."
Cole, hoping to win the World Cup with England this summer, told how he and pals - believed to include Chelsea teammate John Terry, West Ham stars Anton Ferdinand and Bobby Zamora - went to the trendy Embassy club in London's West End late last Saturday night.
Others there included Keeley and her model friends Leilani Dowding, 25, and Lauren Pope, 23.
Cole, who earns pounds 60,000 a week, was celebrating Chelsea's 2-1 FA Cup win over Huddersfield.
HE said: "I was having a drink with a few mates. I decided I was going back for an after-party at another player's house.
"We all jumped in a cab but we couldn't get hold of him on the phone. So we ended up going to a house party in South London instead."
The party was at a semidetached house in Grove Park - brunette Keeley's home.
Cole added: "We went in and we started having a few drinks and a party. I ended up staying and fell fast asleep in the front room.
"People must have left and I' don't know what time in the morning it was. But suddenly I was woken up because there was ' someone jumping on me, hitting me. There were two men.
"One was jumping on me and the other was right behind me. It was terrifying. My first thought when I woke up and he was on me was to get out of the house.
"I just wanted to get the fella off me as quick as I could and get out of the house and get home.
"I don't know who the two men were. I've never met the guy who was hitting me and I wouldn't recognise him now if I saw him. They didn't say anything to me I had to protect myself so we ended up scuffling - but I just had to get out of there."
During the party, someone had opened the front room window because it had got so hot inside the house, and this was Cole's 5am escape route.
He said: "I jumped out. I was just lucky it was open. It was a silly thing to do. I shouldn't have been there. Luckily, I only ended up with a few scratches on my face."
In the fracas, Cole dropped some valuables. He said: "I lost money and my mobile, but nothing major." He ran to taxi firm Far and Near Minicabs.
Witnesses said he was covered in cuts, bruises and was dripping blood. His shirt was ripped off and he'd lost his shoes. A worker there said: "Joe was in a right state."
Even now Cole, who lives with his girlfriend - personal trainer Carly Zucker, 23, in Cobham, Surrey - says he does not know why he was attacked - but says it had nothing to do with beauty Keeley. He added: "It wasn't over a girl. It wasn't down to any reason I could think of. It was a case of falling asleep in the wrong place."
His night out came after helping inspire Chelsea to seven wins over Christmas, leaving his club on target to win their second Premiership title in succession.
He revealed: "I just wanted to let my hair down after Christmas. It was the first time I had been out in months. It's unfortunate."
Cole now wants to forget it and concentrate on football. He hopes to be in the Chelsea team this afternoon at Sunderland. Talking of his manager Jose Mourinho, he said: "We both just want to get back to playing. Things happen off the pitch but I can't wait to get out and play. It happened. It's gone, I was lucky I got out of it."
He vowed: "I'm just going to look after myself, my family and Carly and get on with my life."
Lloyd Miller, who lives near Keeley, would not say if he beat Cole, saying: "I'm not going to tell you am I?" When told Cole's version he said: "It doesn't matter if it's true. You haven't offered me 30-grand. You haven't done what I want so I can tell you what I want. Anyway it wasn't me."
A pal of Lloyd, who played for non-league Maidstone I last season, said he'd been I seeing Keeley for a month.
He said Lloyd got a call from Keeley at 4.15 am asking him to go round.
"He went there and Cole was on the sofa with his top off. He asked if Cole was all right and he was shouting at Lloyd."
I like that he woke up shirtless in her house but it was because he just "fell asleep during a party". Call me crazy, but I've never fallen asleep at a friend's party on the couch and woken up shirtless. Must've been one hell of a party.Keeley Hazell was indeed worth getting beaten up for.
That said, she was 19 at the time and her boyfriend was 29. Isn't that creeper/territory?
Should be subbing Pires further up-field IMOKhan Backup Keeper- Tim Howard
Rio
Irwin Cole Defesnive Subs: Jorgihno.
Staam
Seedorf Iniesta Davids Midfield Subs: Gazza, Pires, Valdarama
Villa Cryuff Forward Subs: RVP, Duece
Van Nistelroy
You mean subbing him at forward?Should be subbing Pires further up-field IMO
But what bonus should a manager get? Maybe a manager can nullify any one bonus received by the other team?Managers should be listed with the bench guys, easy to do and they should affect a vote.
Stadiums I get, more for funsies
Amadeo Carrizo was not just a great goalkeeper, he redefined the position and changed the way in which goalkeepers played the game. The history of goalkeeping could almost be broken up into the pre and post-Carrizo eras, such was his influence. He was the first goalkeeper to begin wearing gloves, the first to leave his box and act as a sweeper, and the first to use his distribution as a method of launching attacks rather than merely clearing the ball from danger.
HIRamsay Hunt Experience said:Everyone try to fill out your teams by tomorrow morning. Also tomorrow, we need to figure out what to do about @El Floppo. He hasn't been here since the 13th round.
Glad you're here, but disappointed that I didn't get to draft you Aly Cissokho.HI
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sorry- was on vacation in CA, and my phone completely shut down. I'll do my best to cobble together some guys today/tonight.
Can you explain this to me like I'm a Millwall fan?and everyone should list their teams like this so it's easy for RHE to copy/paste it to the game threads
The other thing I'd mention is that the "pre-game" (i.e. the voting period) is pretty important. So the participants in a game should post their thoughts and expectations or fake bulletin board material, whatever to keep the thread on the first page and try to attract some votes.and everyone should list their teams like this so it's easy for RHE to copy/paste it to the game threads
Starters
1 - David DeGea
2 - Dani Alves
3 - Alessandro Nesta
4 - Frank de Boer
5 - Marcel Desailly
6 - Marco Tardelli
7 - Socrates
8 - Frank Lampard
9 - Miroslav Klose
10 - Diego Maradona
11 - Theiry Henry
Subs
20 -Robbie Fowler
19 - Fernando Torres
18 - Landon Donovan
15 - Gio von Bronckhurst
29 - Gilberto Silva
.50 - Vinnie Jones
16 - Nigel de Jong
Manager- Sir Alex Ferguson