Anybody here have penis enlargement surgery? (1 Viewer)

[St. Louis Bob]

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[Leroy Hoard]

I was just thinking about getting it reshaped. Maybe something like this. http://www.glynnislessing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Ryan-Myers.jpg

 

[mr. furley]

:spittake:

 

[tommyboy]

Twice

 

[gianmarco]

It's just getting a little too much with age, gravity, etc.

What's the etc.?

 

[grateful zed]

a friend of mine did.  now both bathrooms are available.

 

[Parrothead]

yes, and it is a work of art- we call it the 'penis-de-milo'

 

[grateful zed]

shouldn't this be a pole?

 

[gianmarco]

shouldn't this be a pole?

Not afterwards.  More like a stump.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's the etc.?

I haven't been banned in over a year which is a personal record.  Not taking the bait.

 

[skol asylum]

That's not exactly what your wife meant when she told you to stop being such a huge ****.

 

[Rattle and Hum]

Yep, and donated extra to "Lots of Love".

 

[El Floppo]

It's just getting a little too much with age, gravity, etc.

What's the etc.?

it's a back-breaker over time, so I assume he means the back-brace, man bra, etc.

 

[grateful zed]

I haven't been banned in over a year which is a personal record.  Not taking the bait.

how do you keep gettting your old username back?

 

[RokNRole]

I did get a sack tuck a few months back

 

[grateful zed]

a brazillion is as close as i will get.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

That's not exactly what your wife meant when she told you to stop being such a huge ****.

I believe she said big **** but you may be on to something here. 

 

[FatMax]

I believe she said big **** but you may be on to something here. 

Good thought.  I'm going to tell my wife to stop being a giant ####.  :goodasnew:

 

[wikkidpissah]

I did like Trump - had my hands reduced so my junk would look bigger. boy, did that not work out....

 

[tommyboy]

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[saintfool]

enlargement? Nooooo. I'm happy - and the gf is too - with my perfect wang.

 

[Brony]

Looked into reduction surgery to reduce this burden.  The science just isn't there yet.

 

[JohnnyU]

Looked into reduction surgery to reduce this burden.  The science just isn't there yet.

LOL, great post.

 

[RokNRole]

Twice

Did they botch the first one or were you upgrading on installments?

 

[PIK95]

 

[tommyboy]

I wanted a baby arm. Mission accomplished

 

[NotSmart]

a brazillion is as close as i will get.

Not sure what you're talking about but it sure must be a lot of them.

 

[NotSmart]

Yep, and donated extra to "Lots of Love".

I remember back when they were still named ####s of love.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Twice

Never knew this was an Abe alias.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Needed a penis reduction surgery, ask away.

 

[BustedKnuckles]

you mean my new Womb Raider?

 

[RokNRole]

Needed a penis reduction surgery, ask away.

I think this belongs in the "everyday lies" thread

 

[parasaurolophus]

Needed a penis reduction surgery, ask away.

This one is too easy.

 

[D-Day]

Needed a penis reduction surgery, ask away.

You misunderstood.  We just asked you to be a little less OF  a d 1 ck. 

 

[grateful zed]

Not sure what you're talking about but it sure must be a lot of them.

shaving my curlies is the closest a knife will come.