Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
So last night I tuned in for a few minutes to watch a fairly hot for her age wannabe first lady start slinging political clichés. Her speech was so stock, so pedestrian, so tired that it could have been written by a 12 year old or knocked off in improve by a comedian as the standard speech. Now I am hearing that the clichés may be the property of the last political party to have used them on a particular national stage. I am fascinated.
So apparently my "word is my bond" now belongs to the Democrats. Perhaps we can have fun identifying the other clichés and assigning ownership. So who owns:
American Dream
Pull yourself up by your bootstraps
Honest as the day is long
I can see Russia from my house
Change
Vision
Faith
I never had sex with that woman
Think of the children
Hardworking disappearing middle class
Experience to lead
Sound judgment
Tempered with compassion
BTW and for the record I can not vote for either of the candidates of the two major parties. I believe both parties deliberately picked not the candidate they thought best, but the one they thought would be the most offensive and irritating to the opposition. We are fractured beyond all reason at this point.
So apparently my "word is my bond" now belongs to the Democrats. Perhaps we can have fun identifying the other clichés and assigning ownership. So who owns:
American Dream
Pull yourself up by your bootstraps
Honest as the day is long
I can see Russia from my house
Change
Vision
Faith
I never had sex with that woman
Think of the children
Hardworking disappearing middle class
Experience to lead
Sound judgment
Tempered with compassion
BTW and for the record I can not vote for either of the candidates of the two major parties. I believe both parties deliberately picked not the candidate they thought best, but the one they thought would be the most offensive and irritating to the opposition. We are fractured beyond all reason at this point.