Arian Foster sued for harassing woman to have an abortion (1 Viewer)

[Holy Schneikes]

Shoulda paid the ho upfront. Much cheaper.

Doubt it. Can't put that horse back in the barn. He could have paid her off, and a year later after the cash was gone, she'd be back for more. At least that's the way it usually seems.

I never understood that cliche. People put horses back in barns all the time.

I think the real genesis is more about closing the barn door after the horse is out (which obviously isn't helpful). I think dummies like me merged that relatively sensible cliche with some other cliche making a traveshamockery of a cliche.

But the point was... I doubt paying her off would have helped in the long run. Maybe "That ship has sailed" would have been better. It sailed upon insemination.

Foster's counter-suit makes it look even worse for her than before by the way. Seem like she came out and admitted there was no significant pressure placed on her by Foster. Just looking for a payday. Much like Foster at Tennessee. Works out for everybody except the kids, and presumably the wife.

 

[MoveToSkypager]

Shoulda paid the ho upfront. Much cheaper.

Doubt it. Can't put that horse back in the barn. He could have paid her off, and a year later after the cash was gone, she'd be back for more. At least that's the way it usually seems.

I never understood that cliche. People put horses back in barns all the time.

I think the real genesis is more about closing the barn door after the horse is out (which obviously isn't helpful). I think dummies like me merged that relatively sensible cliche with some other cliche making a traveshamockery of a cliche.

But the point was... I doubt paying her off would have helped in the long run. Maybe "That ship has sailed" would have been better. It sailed upon insemination.

Foster's counter-suit makes it look even worse for her than before by the way. Seem like she came out and admitted there was no significant pressure placed on her by Foster. Just looking for a payday. Much like Foster at Tennessee. Works out for everybody except the kids, and presumably the wife.

Yeah, that chick is looking bad. The kids and wife are resilient, I wish them the best. I am sure Foster has some good lessons to teach his children, and this just hurts his credibility when he tries.

 

[monessen]

Has Foster lost any endorsement deals as a consequence of this? If not, he will.

 

[Holy Schneikes]

Has Foster lost any endorsement deals as a consequence of this? If not, he will.

Celebrity endorsements for more or less random products are to me one of the biggest mysteries in modern American culture. Will he, should he? Who knows, does being a d-bag NFL player makes you a less relevant spokesman for a random product than a non-d-bag NFL player? Maybe it depends on if you are marketing to d-bags.

 

[MoveToSkypager]

He should do some spots for some local vasectomy joints. I don't know of a better pitchman than he.

 

[Brewtown]

Has Foster lost any endorsement deals as a consequence of this? If not, he will.

Celebrity endorsements for more or less random products are to me one of the biggest mysteries in modern American culture. Will he, should he? Who knows, does being a d-bag NFL player makes you a less relevant spokesman for a random product than a non-d-bag NFL player? Maybe it depends on if you are marketing to d-bags.

I haven't seen that truck commercial for a while!!!!

 

[ShockTheMonkey]

Looks like Fantex might need to pick another guy for IPO.

But on the plus side, he might be able to pick up a sponsorship for a home pregnancy test.

Trojans found their new poster boy

 

[MoveToSkypager]

Has Foster lost any endorsement deals as a consequence of this? If not, he will.

Celebrity endorsements for more or less random products are to me one of the biggest mysteries in modern American culture. Will he, should he? Who knows, does being a d-bag NFL player makes you a less relevant spokesman for a random product than a non-d-bag NFL player? Maybe it depends on if you are marketing to d-bags.

I haven't seen that truck commercial for a while!!!!

He also hasn't been looking fresh lately in his underarmor gear by the pool.

 

[fatness]

Has Foster lost any endorsement deals as a consequence of this? If not, he will.

Celebrity endorsements for more or less random products are to me one of the biggest mysteries in modern American culture. Will he, should he? Who knows, does being a d-bag NFL player makes you a less relevant spokesman for a random product than a non-d-bag NFL player? Maybe it depends on if you are marketing to d-bags.

I haven't seen that truck commercial for a while!!!!

He also hasn't been looking fresh lately in his underarmor gear by the pool.

I wonder what product could use a spokesman who's "not so fresh".

 

[Grateful Parrot]

Somebody said she is hot according to Google, but all I get is a mugshot of someone who is not. Any help here?

http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/01/13/sports/brittany-norwood-photos-arian-foster-girlfriend-abortion-lawsuit/

I guess you would call that Porn Star hot, but that last pic shows that with more of Arian's $$, she is going to look like this in three years:

http://welcome2cali.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Jocelyn-Wildenstein-plastic-surgery-gone-wrong-too-much.jpg

ETA: thanks for the link though

I guess I'm in a different boat from the rest of you guys. She looks like a skank...when I'm drunk..maybe...sober..wouldn't touch it. The playboy necklace says it all "I'll strip for money".

 

[MoveToSkypager]

Somebody said she is hot according to Google, but all I get is a mugshot of someone who is not. Any help here?

http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/01/13/sports/brittany-norwood-photos-arian-foster-girlfriend-abortion-lawsuit/

I guess you would call that Porn Star hot, but that last pic shows that with more of Arian's $$, she is going to look like this in three years:

http://welcome2cali.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Jocelyn-Wildenstein-plastic-surgery-gone-wrong-too-much.jpg

ETA: thanks for the link though

I guess I'm in a different boat from the rest of you guys. She looks like a skank...when I'm drunk..maybe...sober..wouldn't touch it. The playboy necklace says it all "I'll strip for money".

Plus her elbows are too sharp.