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As i got off the freeway at lunch, there was a car in front of me with (1 Viewer)

badmojo1006

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the bumper sticker "WAKE THE F*** UP!"

She was next to turn onto the road and there were no cars to the left. She could go, we can turn right on red in California. She sat there. Not moving. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

1 guess what I was screaming at her :rant:

 
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the bumper sticker "WAKE THE F*** UP!"

She was next to turn onto the road and there were no cars to the left. She could go, we can turn left on red in California. She sat there. Not moving. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

1 guess what I was screaming at her :rant:
assuming you mean onto a one way road right? If not this is news to me.....

 
A little off topic. But this reminded me of a sticker on a motorcycle that was always parked in my neighborhood growing up. This had to be late 1970's.

It said: you can mess with my car, you can mess with my wife, if you mess with this bike, you are f'n with your life. Needless to say, I steered clear of the bike.

 
I once saw a Jeep with a bumper sticker that said "If you can read this, flip me over!" Only, the guy put it on upside down. Kind of defeated the whole purpose of the joke.

 
I once saw a Jeep with a bumper sticker that said "If you can read this, flip me over!" Only, the guy put it on upside down. Kind of defeated the whole purpose of the joke.
you mean he put it right side up?
Yeah. As I wrote it, I thought, "Hmm... this may not make sense."

He had it so you could read it correctly when you looked at it normally. If his Jeep flipped over, you "wouldn't have been able to read this."

 
I once saw a Jeep with a bumper sticker that said "If you can read this, flip me over!" Only, the guy put it on upside down. Kind of defeated the whole purpose of the joke.
you mean he put it right side up?
Yeah. As I wrote it, I thought, "Hmm... this may not make sense."

He had it so you could read it correctly when you looked at it normally. If his Jeep flipped over, you "wouldn't have been able to read this."
Ok that makes sense. What a moron

 
I once saw a Jeep with a bumper sticker that said "If you can read this, flip me over!" Only, the guy put it on upside down. Kind of defeated the whole purpose of the joke.
:oldunsure: Not sure if you're joking here.
instead of:

ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ

sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

the guy put it on:

If you can read this

flip me over
I get it. The way Sheik wrote it originally didn't make sense.
:shrug: I just wanted to type uʍop ǝpısdn

 
I once saw a Jeep with a bumper sticker that said "If you can read this, flip me over!" Only, the guy put it on upside down. Kind of defeated the whole purpose of the joke.
:oldunsure: Not sure if you're joking here.
instead of:

ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ

sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

the guy put it on:

If you can read this

flip me over
I get it. The way Sheik wrote it originally didn't make sense.
The way I wrote it is still correct.

 
I once saw a Jeep with a bumper sticker that said "If you can read this, flip me over!" Only, the guy put it on upside down. Kind of defeated the whole purpose of the joke.
:oldunsure: Not sure if you're joking here.
instead of:

ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ

sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

the guy put it on:

If you can read this

flip me over
I get it. The way Sheik wrote it originally didn't make sense.
The way I wrote it is still correct.
Ok semantics

 
A little off topic. But this reminded me of a sticker on a motorcycle that was always parked in my neighborhood growing up. This had to be late 1970's.

It said: you can mess with my car, you can mess with my wife, if you mess with this bike, you are f'n with your life. Needless to say, I steered clear of the bike.
Heard a comedian some years ago talking about seeing a two-seat motorcycle (for which the back seat is apparently referred to as the b### seat) with a small bumper sticker that simply said "The b### fell off."

 
I once saw a Jeep with a bumper sticker that said "If you can read this, flip me over!" Only, the guy put it on upside down. Kind of defeated the whole purpose of the joke.
:oldunsure: Not sure if you're joking here.
instead of:

ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ

sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

the guy put it on:

If you can read this

flip me over
I get it. The way Sheik wrote it originally didn't make sense.
:shrug: I just wanted to type uʍop ǝpısdn
What is this voodoo?

 
I once saw a Jeep with a bumper sticker that said "If you can read this, flip me over!" Only, the guy put it on upside down. Kind of defeated the whole purpose of the joke.
:oldunsure: Not sure if you're joking here.
instead of:

ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ

sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

the guy put it on:

If you can read this

flip me over
I get it. The way Sheik wrote it originally didn't make sense.
:shrug: I just wanted to type uʍop ǝpısdn
What is this voodoo?
just turn your monitor over when you want to type upside down and the words stick that way.

 
I once saw a Jeep with a bumper sticker that said "If you can read this, flip me over!" Only, the guy put it on upside down. Kind of defeated the whole purpose of the joke.
:oldunsure: Not sure if you're joking here.
instead of:

ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ

sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

the guy put it on:

If you can read this

flip me over
I get it. The way Sheik wrote it originally didn't make sense.
:shrug: I just wanted to type uʍop ǝpısdn
What is this voodoo?
just turn your monitor over when you want to type upside down and the words stick that way.
Didn't think that would work, but it does.

 
I once saw a Jeep with a bumper sticker that said "If you can read this, flip me over!" Only, the guy put it on upside down. Kind of defeated the whole purpose of the joke.
:oldunsure: Not sure if you're joking here.
instead of:

ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ

sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

the guy put it on:

If you can read this

flip me over
I get it. The way Sheik wrote it originally didn't make sense.
:shrug: I just wanted to type uʍop ǝpısdn
What is this voodoo?
Give it a whirl in here.

 
I'd say 90%+ of the time that I come to an intersection with multiple lanes that I want to turn right at...but can't because the car in the right lane is too far right to allow anyone to legally turn right with them waiting to go straight...it's a woman.

I don't know how that works but it's pretty amazing to see so often. It's like they're the only ones on the road and they just decided at the last moment to go straight... but wanted to leave their options open in case they wanted to all of a sudden turn right.

 

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