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Attractive Babysitters (1 Viewer)

Georgia (we'll call her that) is showing up at 3:30 today, and my wife will most likely be home before me so it's unlikely I'll meet her this time around. 

Think I just got tested again. Wife said "I should give you her number in case anything happens", to which I responded "You're going to to be way closer to home than I am, no need for that". Passing with flying colors over here...

 
RUSF18 said:
Georgia (we'll call her that) is showing up at 3:30 today, and my wife will most likely be home before me so it's unlikely I'll meet her this time around. 

Think I just got tested again. Wife said "I should give you her number in case anything happens", to which I responded "You're going to to be way closer to home than I am, no need for that". Passing with flying colors over here...
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Hope you gave your kids a nice pep-talk about making this babysitter like them a whole lot.  

 
Otis said:
We used to have a nursing student as a babysitter/part time nanny. Blonde, massive fakies, hot. I still remember Mrs. O after having met her saying “great, you’re gonna love her.”

One night we came home rocking drunk. Nanny had just seen a mouse in the kitchen, so Otis is in there with the Mrs. and Nanny looking for the mouse in close quarters. Nanny also had a couple glasses of wine. Felt like the kind of night something wild might happen. Mrs. O excused herself to go up to bed and, I don’t know how or why, but something in the way she said it felt like she was approving of me doing whatever I wanted.  Like it would be totally cool with her. So now it’s just me and superhot nanny both drunk and house hunting, with seeming tacit approval from Mrs. O to get down. 

We never did find that mouse. 
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Otis has trouble finishing again. What is this, 2008?

 
RUSF18 said:
Georgia (we'll call her that) is showing up at 3:30 today, and my wife will most likely be home before me so it's unlikely I'll meet her this time around. 

Think I just got tested again. Wife said "I should give you her number in case anything happens", to which I responded "You're going to to be way closer to home than I am, no need for that". Passing with flying colors over here...
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That's a failure. A refusal means this is what your wife is thinking now: "Why wouldn't he want her number. Ah...he's trying to make me think she isn't attractive."

 
RUSF18 said:
Georgia (we'll call her that) is showing up at 3:30 today, and my wife will most likely be home before me so it's unlikely I'll meet her this time around. 

Think I just got tested again. Wife said "I should give you her number in case anything happens", to which I responded "You're going to to be way closer to home than I am, no need for that". Passing with flying colors over here...
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She is definitely :fishing:   you.  I can't wait to hear the babysitter convo from dinner. Good luck. We're all counting on you. 

 
Well, good news and bad news.

I texted my wife as I was getting on the bus home to see how everything went:

W: "Amazing"

W: "I love her"

I get home 20 minutes later, my daughter runs up to me, and I ask for more details. Apparently when my wife got home, the kid was sitting in Georgia's lap with a huge smile on her face, she had already changed her diaper and gotten her into PJs, etc. Told me she already booked her for a couple hours next Tuesday and was also likely going to babysit later next Thursday so we could go to dinner. What could be better?

W: "And the best part is that she's not nearly as hot as she looked in her picture!"

:sadbanana:

Me: "As in, not that hot where you won't feel threatened in a three way?"

Now I've seen plenty of pictures of girls that have been brushed up with those apps, or just wear a ton of makeup in pics where the real thing doesn't measure up...but I didn't believe this girl was a candidate for either of those based on what I saw. So I was very surprised but I don't think it showed, as I just rolled with it and said I was happy to have a new sitter in the rotation. 

Maybe it was another test and she was ####### with me. At least I'll get a chance to see for myself soon.

 
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RUSF18 said:
Well, good news and bad news.

I texted my wife as I was getting on the bus home to see how everything went:

W: "Amazing"

W: "I love her"

I get home 20 minutes later, my daughter runs up to me, and I ask for more details. Apparently when my wife got home, the kid was sitting in Georgia's lap with a huge smile on her face, she had already changed her diaper and gotten her into PJs, etc. Told me she already booked her for a couple hours next Tuesday and was also likely going to babysit later next Thursday so we could go to dinner. What could be better?

W: "And the best part is that she's not nearly as hot as she looked in her picture!"

:sadbanana:

Me: "As in, not that hot where you won't feel threatened in a three way?"

Now I've seen plenty of pictures of girls that have been brushed up with those apps, or just wear a ton of makeup in pics where the real thing doesn't measure up...but I didn't believe this girl was a candidate for either of those based on what I saw. So I was very surprised but I don't think it showed, as I just rolled with it and said I was happy to have a new sitter in the rotation. 

Maybe it was another test and she was ####### with me. At least I'll get a chance to see for myself soon.
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What was her response to your threeway comment?

 
And she clearly slept with her already and is making plans to leave you.

Start (or continue) hiding money.

 
RUSF18 said:
Well, good news and bad news.

I texted my wife as I was getting on the bus home to see how everything went:

W: "Amazing"

W: "I love her"

I get home 20 minutes later, my daughter runs up to me, and I ask for more details. Apparently when my wife got home, the kid was sitting in Georgia's lap with a huge smile on her face, she had already changed her diaper and gotten her into PJs, etc. Told me she already booked her for a couple hours next Tuesday and was also likely going to babysit later next Thursday so we could go to dinner. What could be better?

W: "And the best part is that she's not nearly as hot as she looked in her picture!"

:sadbanana:

Me: "As in, not that hot where you won't feel threatened in a three way?"

Now I've seen plenty of pictures of girls that have been brushed up with those apps, or just wear a ton of makeup in pics where the real thing doesn't measure up...but I didn't believe this girl was a candidate for either of those based on what I saw. So I was very surprised but I don't think it showed, as I just rolled with it and said I was happy to have a new sitter in the rotation. 

Maybe it was another test and she was ####### with me. At least I'll get a chance to see for myself soon.
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"Alexis, play porn soundtrack".

 
Have had a few hottie babysitters over the years. Logistics are always handled by the wife. Usually she's upfront with me: "She's gorgeous with big boobs" so we get that out of the way.

I can say that the hot ones are generally ####ty babysitters with entitlement issues.

 
RUSF18 said:
Georgia (we'll call her that) is showing up at 3:30 today, and my wife will most likely be home before me so it's unlikely I'll meet her this time around. 

Think I just got tested again. Wife said "I should give you her number in case anything happens", to which I responded "You're going to to be way closer to home than I am, no need for that". Passing with flying colors over here...
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Wouldn't she give her your number in case anything happened - or would you be calling every 15 minutes to check in?

 
RUSF18 said:
Well, good news and bad news.

I texted my wife as I was getting on the bus home to see how everything went:

W: "Amazing"

W: "I love her"

I get home 20 minutes later, my daughter runs up to me, and I ask for more details. Apparently when my wife got home, the kid was sitting in Georgia's lap with a huge smile on her face, she had already changed her diaper and gotten her into PJs, etc. Told me she already booked her for a couple hours next Tuesday and was also likely going to babysit later next Thursday so we could go to dinner. What could be better?

W: "And the best part is that she's not nearly as hot as she looked in her picture!"

:sadbanana:

Me: "As in, not that hot where you won't feel threatened in a three way?"

Now I've seen plenty of pictures of girls that have been brushed up with those apps, or just wear a ton of makeup in pics where the real thing doesn't measure up...but I didn't believe this girl was a candidate for either of those based on what I saw. So I was very surprised but I don't think it showed, as I just rolled with it and said I was happy to have a new sitter in the rotation. 

Maybe it was another test and she was ####### with me. At least I'll get a chance to see for myself soon.
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I understand and respect your decision not to share the pic......but god ####### dammit.....we REALLY need to see that pic.  

Save the image to your phone, then upload it to a burner imgur account, and viola, there is no chance anyone will ever know. 

 
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tommyGunZ said:
I understand and respect your decision not to share the pic......but god ####### dammit.....we REALLY need to see that pic.  

Save the image to your phone, then upload it to a burner imgur account, and viola, there is no chance anyone will ever know. 
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In all honesty, I would never trust the internet enough, even the fine folks here of the FFA, to not figure out a way to reverse image search it and find her Facebook and do something weird. Maybe if she was like 25 and actually trying to publicize herself on Instagram, but she's a 21 year old taking care of my daughter...

Although if I'm being completely honest, I kind of did do something similar to share the pic with just one person here who I trust. He thought her friend was more his type.

 
RUSF18 said:
In all honesty, I would never trust the internet enough, even the fine folks here of the FFA, to not figure out a way to reverse image search it and find her Facebook and do something weird. Maybe if she was like 25 and actually trying to publicize herself on Instagram, but she's a 21 year old taking care of my daughter...

Although if I'm being completely honest, I kind of did do something similar to share the pic with just one person here who I trust. He thought her friend was more his type.
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Hey GB  :bye:

 
RUSF18 said:
W: "And the best part is that she's not nearly as hot as she looked in her picture!"

:sadbanana:

Me: "As in, not that hot where you won't feel threatened in a three way?"

Now I've seen plenty of pictures of girls that have been brushed up with those apps, or just wear a ton of makeup in pics where the real thing doesn't measure up...but I didn't believe this girl was a candidate for either of those based on what I saw. So I was very surprised but I don't think it showed, as I just rolled with it and said I was happy to have a new sitter in the rotation. 

Maybe it was another test and she was ####### with me. At least I'll get a chance to see for myself soon.
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That time is right now, and unfortunately, my wife was right. 

 
RUSF18 said:
That time is right now, and unfortunately, my wife was right. 
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Not a problem, sounds like @dickey moe can hook you up:

dickey moe said:
Have had a few hottie babysitters over the years. Logistics are always handled by the wife. Usually she's upfront with me: "She's gorgeous with big boobs" so we get that out of the way.

I can say that the hot ones are generally ####ty babysitters with entitlement issues.
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