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Axe Elf's Sleepers & Stinkers: Week 1 (1 Viewer)

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If you want to be taken seriously you probably shouldnt have included players who played last night in a thread you started a few hours ago.
I wrote this a few days ago and decided to post it here. I have posted it in an attempt to educate the flock elsewhere but they're too novice to digest my teachings. I came over here as there seems to be a higher level of expertise. After playing against Fantasy Gods for so long it's hard to dumb it down.
And even better is you were wrong about those players.

Is this going to be like the past...where you are proven wrong yet deny it over and over and over again?

Also...will the only people to actually support you be those with about 100 posts or less here?
Here's his excuse on Dickson from another site. "Well, he was TARGETED five times, and probly woulda been at about 50 yards if he had just caught the ball, so this one's on him, not me. He never was targeted in the end zone though, so I can only take half credit for Dickson.

HIT/MISS"

 
First off, not a bad post, it was well writen and gave some insight into some players that are not on most peoples radar as starters for week one. I'll give you that. Now if you would stop the whole 'draftmaster", "playing with fantasy god's, "29 leagues" and talking about yourself in the third person all the time and just give your predictions, I think you would be way better off. I go on a few message boards out there in fantasy land and see you on one lately just getting torn a new one. Just make your picks and call in good. Good luck this season.
Insight is what I do. But don't come in here telling me how to teach my class. People don't follow weak unsure people. They follow me because I know what I am talking about and people appreciate that. I really shouldn't waste my time but then I see noobs so lost with all these wannabe fantasy experts it's becomes my duty to provide some real expertise. Truth is I should start my own site.

I advised one noob to draft a kicker and a Defense . That’s right. This worked for me last year when I went with Blair Walsh and the Chicago Bears, , then I got Adrian Peterson in the third and Doug Martin in the fourth. I got RG3 in the middle rounds, and later picked up Alfred Morris and Russell Wilson off of waivers. Other good waiver wire pickups included Randall Cobb, James Jones, Cecil Shorts, T.Y. Hilton and Brandon Myers. I won the league and the 5k pot.

So really, thanks for the compliment, but you should really just take a seat, get out a notebook, and learn from the Master that is Axe Elf.
This is my first exposure to the schtick, I'm not sure what's funnier; the master schtick; or the possibility that you acutally believe you are the master. As with most things, the truth probbably lies somewhere in the middle. Either way, thanks for the Saturday morning humor.

 
If you want to be taken seriously you probably shouldnt have included players who played last night in a thread you started a few hours ago.
I wrote this a few days ago and decided to post it here. I have posted it in an attempt to educate the flock elsewhere but they're too novice to digest my teachings. I came over here as there seems to be a higher level of expertise. After playing against Fantasy Gods for so long it's hard to dumb it down.
And even better is you were wrong about those players.

Is this going to be like the past...where you are proven wrong yet deny it over and over and over again?

Also...will the only people to actually support you be those with about 100 posts or less here?
Here's his excuse on Dickson from another site."Well, he was TARGETED five times, and probly woulda been at about 50 yards if he had just caught the ball, so this one's on him, not me. He never was targeted in the end zone though, so I can only take half credit for Dickson.

HIT/MISS"
Pretty much the same as always for him.

Nothing is his fault...won't admit when being wrong. Moves the goalposts to what is a hit or a miss.

He was destroyed the last time he tried this schtick on another site (as he will be on any site).

And just watch...he will have 4-5 little minions of "new" posters pop up to support him.

It would be interesting if he at least had some good schtick to go with it.

 
Man i remember this guy from another forum. Someone posted his plenty of fish profile "once you go elf, you never go back!" was his one liner for the site. pretty funny stuff. then he never showed up anymore after that,,,probably the worst shtick i have ever read.

 
Ah, they finally approved my account so I can deal with this imposter.

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so in that respect, I should feel flattered that someone has felt it was necessary to become me in order to feed their own depleted ego. I mean, I can understand the attraction.

Still, you all have fallen victim to a charade, and I do apologize for any inconvenience this wannabe has caused. Issues of identity theft and copyright infringement have yet to be resolved, but I am hoping that the site will cooperate in banning my Mini Me in the meantime.

I'm also a little disappointed in some of you who might already know me for falling for this garbage. I mean, I'm a former State Spelling Champion and was a published author at the age of 12; I would never write, "I don't need no watchdog," or mistake "your" for "you're".

You know what JJ, I'm a big boy and don't need no watchdog. I appreciate your intentions but when your great people always want to hate on you.
Anyway, thank you for your attention, and I hope you enjoyed some of the stuff I DID write--like my Sleepers & Stinkers. Most of the other responses and retaliatory comments were not mine, though, or have been edited together as an amalgamation of responses I have made to other posts on other sites.

And to my imposter, hey, thanks for choosing the world's foremost fount of fantasy football wisdom to effectuate your moment in the sun--but it's time to slink back into the shadows now and hope that you can avoid legal proceedings with a prompt abatement of your facade.

 
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Ah, they finally approved my account so I can deal with this imposter.

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so in that respect, I should feel flattered that someone has felt it was necessary to become me in order to feed their own depleted ego. I mean, I can understand the attraction.

Still, you all have fallen victim to a charade, and I do apologize for any inconvenience this wannabe has caused. Issues of identity theft and copyright infringement have yet to be resolved, but I am hoping that the site will cooperate in banning my Mini Me in the meantime.

I'm also a little disappointed in some of you who might already know me for falling for this garbage. I mean, I'm a former State Spelling Champion and was a published author at the age of 12; I would never write, "I don't need no watchdog," or mistake "your" for "you're".

You know what JJ, I'm a big boy and don't need no watchdog. I appreciate your intentions but when your great people always want to hate on you.
Anyway, thank you for your attention, and I hope you enjoyed some of the stuff I DID write--like my Sleepers & Stinkers. Most of the other responses and retaliatory comments were not mine, though, or have been edited together as an amalgamation of responses I have made to other posts on other sites.

And to my imposter, hey, thanks for choosing the world's foremost fount of fantasy football wisdom to effectuate your moment in the sun--but it's time to slink back into the shadows now and hope that you can avoid legal proceedings with a prompt abatement of your facade.
Holy God is this guy bi-polar?

 
Elf, why did you edit your original post to include "HIT big time" after your Julius Thomas sleeper call, but you didn't include a "MISS big time" edit after your Ronnie Hillman and Ed Dixon sleeper calls?

 
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If you want to be taken seriously you probably shouldnt have included players who played last night in a thread you started a few hours ago.
I wrote this a few days ago and decided to post it here. I have posted it in an attempt to educate the flock elsewhere but they're too novice to digest my teachings. I came over here as there seems to be a higher level of expertise. After playing against Fantasy Gods for so long it's hard to dumb it down.
Dude, dumb it down? You already did that with the ignorance you spewed on the page. Half your sleepers are not even sleepers. How are Smith DJax and Brown Sleepers?

You look so foolish you make the people I normally call ignorant look smart.

If you are gonna come in here with all the cockyness in the world at least provide us with worthy info and don't use a lame picture of a tranny wrestler in the D Class league.

 
The pictures in both his avatar and my avatar are me, sillyheads.

It's kind of strange reading your comments directed at him, especially when they are regarding content that he plagiarized from me.

 
The pictures in both his avatar and my avatar are me, sillyheads.

It's kind of strange reading your comments directed at him, especially when they are regarding content that he plagiarized from me.
Wow so you are a woman with facial hair? That's gotta suck!

 
The word you're looking for is "schizophrenic," and no--I'm just popular.
try multiple personality disorder
MPD (more recently "Dissociative Identity Disorder") is a subset of schizophrenia--"schizo" meaning "divided" and "phrenia" referring to a state of mind.

Did I mention I have a Master's degree in Psychology?
Did I mention u are a total nozzle?

Show of hands from anyone who thinks his only "masters" is in "baiting?"

 
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The word you're looking for is "schizophrenic," and no--I'm just popular.
try multiple personality disorder
MPD (more recently "Dissociative Identity Disorder") is a subset of schizophrenia--"schizo" meaning "divided" and "phrenia" referring to a state of mind.

Did I mention I have a Master's degree in Psychology?
Did I mention u are a total nozzle?

Show of hands from anyone who thinks he has a "masters" in anything but "baiting?"
:bye:

 
Where the #### is the moderation in this joint. I understand letting the FFA go, that's good for it. But the Shark Pool week 1? These ###ing elves should have been torpedoed within an hour of their first posts.

 
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Where the #### is the moderation in this Joint. I understand letting the FFA go, that's good for it. But the Shark Pool week 1? These ###ing elves should have been torpedoed within an hour of their first posts.
Yeah I mean... how is this post not locked already? I do like how he "hit big time" on Julius Thomas... but missed "just a smidge" on his 6/140/2 line he set for Torrey Smith.

:IBTL: :IBTL: :IBTL: :IBTL: :IBTL:

 
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The Real Axe Elf said:
Phenix said:
Yes, because anything I said insinuates that I am having a fantasy. Gee, dumb and blind.
Okay, I'll go out with you. But I'm pitching.
We all know with that mug you catch.

I'll be here to respond to every single comment to make this thread a pile of junk until it is locked, so bring it.

Next time though, maybe you can read what i write instead of showing how uneducated and ignorant you really are.

 
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Khy said:
ConnSKINS26 said:
Where the #### is the moderation in this Joint. I understand letting the FFA go, that's good for it. But the Shark Pool week 1? These ###ing elves should have been torpedoed within an hour of their first posts.
Yeah I mean... how is this post not locked already? I do like how he "hit big time" on Julius Thomas... but missed "just a smidge" on his 6/140/2 line he set for Torrey Smith.

:IBTL: :IBTL: :IBTL: :IBTL: :IBTL:
It's funny because he made the call correctly on Thomas but left him on the bench in the IBL league. :porked:

 
ConnSKINS26 said:
Where the #### is the moderation in this joint. I understand letting the FFA go, that's good for it. But the Shark Pool week 1? These ###ing elves should have been torpedoed within an hour of their first posts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I
Thanks, new guy.
They are the same guy!
It's probable. That's why someone earlier in one of these elf threads predicted the only ones to come to their defense would be new users with less than 100 posts.

 
ConnSKINS26 said:
Where the #### is the moderation in this joint. I understand letting the FFA go, that's good for it. But the Shark Pool week 1? These ###ing elves should have been torpedoed within an hour of their first posts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I
Thanks, new guy.
They are the same guy!
johnjohn and the OP (Axe Elf) are the same guy and neither are the original Axe Elf (The Real Axe Elf). The only question left is who's more pathetic, the imitation or the real thing. What an enthralling mystery.

 
The Real Axe Elf said:
BuzzCagney said:
The Real Axe Elf said:
The word you're looking for is "schizophrenic," and no--I'm just popular.
try multiple personality disorder
MPD (more recently "Dissociative Identity Disorder") is a subset of schizophrenia--"schizo" meaning "divided" and "phrenia" referring to a state of mind.

Did I mention I have a Master's degree in Psychology?
As a psychologist, it's hilarious to watch non-psychologists try to talk about diagnoses with such clumsiness. Congrats on your Master's degree. Did they not cover psychopathology 101 in your program? Anyway, it's all sort of like watching you crash and burn in the company of folks here who have forgotten more about football than you would ever know.

Idiot.

 
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The Real Axe Elf said:
BuzzCagney said:
The Real Axe Elf said:
The word you're looking for is "schizophrenic," and no--I'm just popular.
try multiple personality disorder
MPD (more recently "Dissociative Identity Disorder") is a subset of schizophrenia--"schizo" meaning "divided" and "phrenia" referring to a state of mind.

Did I mention I have a Master's degree in Psychology?
Don't you need a doctorate to be a psychologist jagoff? You get that degree online at university of phoenix?

 
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