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Axe Elf's Sleepers & Stinkers: Week 1 (1 Viewer)

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Don't you need a doctorate to be a psychologist jagoff? You get that degree online at university of phoenix?
As a psychologist, no, and no.

Not sure why you all are being so hostile.

Still reacting to my imposter?
You're an odd dude Axe Elf..........if you are in fact The Real Axe Elf:/ It must be hard to be such a polarizing figure in the FF community, so many haters yet also so many psychologically unstable imposter's.

I am actually starting to think this whole thing is rather hilarious.

 
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I didn’t come here to prove myself to anyone. I came here to educate you all in the game of fantasy football, so that you could have a better and more profitable fantasy season. Some of you think that makes me a "bad guy," but then I guess no good deed goes unpunished. If your goal is to judge whether or not I am qualified to be your instructor, then I have certainly made enough statements on this board to be judged when December rolls around. So I think everyone will be happy in the end. Those who are willing to listen will be happy when my advice leads them to a championship, and those who want to judge me will be happy to do so when the results start rolling in.
Listen up pal--You haven't earned the right to come in here and start spouting off about how great and knowledgabe you are one day after registering. I, and many others, have been around the boards here for a long time and would appreciate it if you didn't waste people's times with threads like this.

And if your advice was so incredible and insightful, why aren't you employed by FBG? I guarantee I've been around fantasy football longer than you and sure as heck don't need you trying to force your knowledge (or lack thereof) on me or anyone else. Please vacate the Shark Pool.

 
I didn’t come here to prove myself to anyone. I came here to educate you all in the game of fantasy football, so that you could have a better and more profitable fantasy season. Some of you think that makes me a "bad guy," but then I guess no good deed goes unpunished. If your goal is to judge whether or not I am qualified to be your instructor, then I have certainly made enough statements on this board to be judged when December rolls around. So I think everyone will be happy in the end. Those who are willing to listen will be happy when my advice leads them to a championship, and those who want to judge me will be happy to do so when the results start rolling in.
Listen up pal--You haven't earned the right to come in here and start spouting off about how great and knowledgabe you are one day after registering. I, and many others, have been around the boards here for a long time and would appreciate it if you didn't waste people's times with threads like this.

And if your advice was so incredible and insightful, why aren't you employed by FBG? I guarantee I've been around fantasy football longer than you and sure as heck don't need you trying to force your knowledge (or lack thereof) on me or anyone else. Please vacate the Shark Pool.
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

 
picking a fight online is cowardly, you wouldn't do it in person, ganging up on someone online is the ultimate form of cowardice

 
The Real Axe Elf said:
BuzzCagney said:
The Real Axe Elf said:
The word you're looking for is "schizophrenic," and no--I'm just popular.
try multiple personality disorder
MPD (more recently "Dissociative Identity Disorder") is a subset of schizophrenia--"schizo" meaning "divided" and "phrenia" referring to a state of mind.

Did I mention I have a Master's degree in Psychology?
Don't you need a doctorate to be a psychologist jagoff? You get that degree online at university of phenix?
I do drop a lot of knowledge.

 
Listen up pal--You haven't earned the right to come in here and start spouting off about how great and knowledgabe you are one day after registering. I, and many others, have been around the boards here for a long time and would appreciate it if you didn't waste people's times with threads like this.

And if your advice was so incredible and insightful, why aren't you employed by FBG? I guarantee I've been around fantasy football longer than you and sure as heck don't need you trying to force your knowledge (or lack thereof) on me or anyone else. Please vacate the Shark Pool.
You do realize that you are talking to the imposter, right?--the one who has probly already been banned?

People are so silly.

 
I am not sure why some are getting so upset over this guy, other than being arrogant he hasn't really done anything wrong. I think if you honestly want him to go away, just ignore him. That is usually what attention whores hate the most, being ignored. Everytime someone calls him a name or makes some other comment at him you just feed his attention needs.

 
How do we know that you aren't the imposter?
Well, for one thing, my email on here is the same as it is on several other sites where I am registered as Axe Elf. Secondly, the picture of myself that "Axe Elf" is using is available online, as I use it most everywhere else I am registered as well. By using a DIFFERENT photo of myself as my avatar on this site, I prove that I have access to other photos of myself--which the Axe Elf imposter does not have.

 
Maybe because his great prognostication/this thread was posted almost 24 hours after that game started
MY great prognostication was posted Thursday afternoon at various sites around the internet. It was plagiarized and posted here by my imposter almost 24 hours after that game had started. Try to keep the facts and the Elves straight.

 
The Real Axe Elf said:
BuzzCagney said:
The Real Axe Elf said:
The word you're looking for is "schizophrenic," and no--I'm just popular.
try multiple personality disorder
MPD (more recently "Dissociative Identity Disorder") is a subset of schizophrenia--"schizo" meaning "divided" and "phrenia" referring to a state of mind.

Did I mention I have a Master's degree in Psychology?
Don't you need a doctorate to be a psychologist jagoff? You get that degree online at university of phoenix?
Come on RPD, University of PHENIX :)

peace

 
The Real Axe Elf said:
BuzzCagney said:
The Real Axe Elf said:
The word you're looking for is "schizophrenic," and no--I'm just popular.
try multiple personality disorder
MPD (more recently "Dissociative Identity Disorder") is a subset of schizophrenia--"schizo" meaning "divided" and "phrenia" referring to a state of mind.

Did I mention I have a Master's degree in Psychology?
Don't you need a doctorate to be a psychologist jagoff? You get that degree online at university of phoenix?
Some states allow folks to call themselves "psychologists" if they graduated from a Master's program or stayed overnight at a Holiday Inn Express. Most states, however, have more reasonable guidelines to protect and serve community health standards and, thus, require doctoral level training to call one's self a psychologist. My best guess, given his misuse of the term "schizophrenic", not withstanding the rest of his work here is that he's working in a state with very low mental health standards.

No two ways about it, it's people like him at give the profession of psychology a bad name and, worse in many cases, cause harm due to malpractice. Hopefully he's functioning as a research grunt and nothing more.

/endrant

 
Life must really suck for you if you are sitting on FBG creating alias.

Well that, and looking the way you do can't help.

 
The Real Axe Elf said:
BuzzCagney said:
The Real Axe Elf said:
The word you're looking for is "schizophrenic," and no--I'm just popular.
try multiple personality disorder
MPD (more recently "Dissociative Identity Disorder") is a subset of schizophrenia--"schizo" meaning "divided" and "phrenia" referring to a state of mind.

Did I mention I have a Master's degree in Psychology?
Don't you need a doctorate to be a psychologist jagoff? You get that degree online at university of phoenix?
Come on RPD, University of PHENIX :)

peace
Correct!

 
The Real Axe Elf said:
BuzzCagney said:
The Real Axe Elf said:
The word you're looking for is "schizophrenic," and no--I'm just popular.
try multiple personality disorder
MPD (more recently "Dissociative Identity Disorder") is a subset of schizophrenia--"schizo" meaning "divided" and "phrenia" referring to a state of mind.

Did I mention I have a Master's degree in Psychology?
Don't you need a doctorate to be a psychologist jagoff? You get that degree online at university of phoenix?
Come on RPD, University of PHENIX :) peace
Correct!
Good job guys! Not you keebler, you suck.

 
The Real Axe Elf said:
The pictures in both his avatar and my avatar are me, sillyheads.

It's kind of strange reading your comments directed at him, especially when they are regarding content that he plagiarized from me.
I thought it was a picture of Billy Ray Cyrus. :kicksrock:

 
Life must really suck for you if you are sitting on FBG creating alias.

Well that, and looking the way you do can't help.
See, this is what I mean about people being silly.

The one creating aliases is not the one who looks like me.

I'm not sure why this is so hard to grasp. I suppose I should just consider the audience and understand why it is that I haven't taken on the Herculean task of trying to educate this board.

 
Hey guys, no matter what axe elf says or does that irritates you, let's all try to remember that behind the screen name is a human being. Perhaps a twisted one with mental issues, but a human being nonetheless.

He's annoying, but can we all just take the higher road and stop ranking on him, calling him names, and berating him?

It's really not cool. Just ignore him.

Can we get back to talking football on other relevant threads now?

 
Those movie-star good looks belong to none other than the REAL Axe Elf!
I get it, Today must be opposite day for you.

You remind me of this nozzle who I always use to beat in video games when I was 10 who would always come over and say "You Ready to lose?" to get me to play him.

I thought that stuff would end when I was 10, nope thank god for WacksOffSelf, he provides us with a whole thread of childish comedy. I understand he is doing all this on purpose, but I like these types of fools, shows how ignorant they are even if trying to get a rise.

Also, Moron Elf, if your intention was to talk football.... YOU FAILED, but bet that isn't the only time you heard those two words, your boyfriend shouted them to you last night.

 
Hey guys, no matter what axe elf says or does that irritates you, let's all try to remember that behind the screen name is a human being. Perhaps a twisted one with mental issues, but a human being nonetheless.

He's annoying, but can we all just take the higher road and stop ranking on him, calling him names, and berating him?

It's really not cool. Just ignore him.

Can we get back to talking football on other relevant threads now?
Screw that, you wanna come play, let's play. This ain't a human being, it's Cousin It.

He has not even seen my wrath yet of crap talk yet, those familiar with me know I will not stop. I'll beat this bearded lady into submission until he stops posting, if he keeps posting well it keeps my fun going.

 
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Don't you need a doctorate to be a psychologist jagoff? You get that degree online at university of phoenix?
As a psychologist, no, and no.

Not sure why you all are being so hostile.

Still reacting to my imposter?
As a psychologist? Dude...you look more like Shaun Morgan (Seether) than you do Sigmund Freud. I would never let you counsel me or anyone I know...if counseling were needed. No offense but your appearance doesn't reek of professionalism.

 
For those of you who may be unfamiliar with Axe Elf’s “Sleepers & Stinkers,” this is where I provide you with a graduate level “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em” list.
For those of you who may be unfamiliar with Axe Elf’s “Sleepers & Stinkers,” this is where I provide you with a graduate level “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em” list.
http://www.sportsoutlaw.com/forum/threads/axe-elfs-sleepers-stinkers-week-1.40806/

For those of you who may be unfamiliar with Axe Elf’s “Sleepers & Stinkers,” this is where I provide you with a graduate level “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em” list.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http%3A%2F%2Fforums.thehuddle.com%2Findex.php%3F%2Ftopic%2F403673-axe-elfs-sleepers-stinkers-week-1%2F

For those of you who may be unfamiliar with Axe Elf’s “Sleepers & Stinkers,” this is where I provide you with a graduate level “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em” list.
http://phantasytour.com/bands/1/topics/3538535/posts

F'in spammer.

 
I agree he spammed this same thread at those sites, but they are all FF sites, and he is posting his guesses for this weekend. I also noticed those were all posted prior to Thursdays game, so I believe he did in fact write this up prior to the game, which some have accused him of not doing. I also noticed in those other threads, most posters complimented him on his posts and were very receptive to his write up. Is this site really so full of piss and vinegar that a guy can't come on here and posts his guesses without being treated like he did something wrong?

I have no idea if this guy posted a bunch of crap previously and everyone hates him for that, I am just going on what has transpired over the past couple days here. Which to me, is pretty sad to see a bunch of adults act like that. I do totally agree his "gods gift to FF" crap is ridiculous, but not enough for me to want to lynch the guy for it. He claims someone else was posting as him at the start, since he clearly does post on many FF forums, he is probably telling the truth. Again, if you don't like him or is posts, the best thing to do with someone you want to go away, is ignore them.

So far, his predictions from Thursday were not that bad, I am interested to see how he does this weekend.

 
Look, one more time here, and then I give up on trying to acquaint you with this concept.

I DID NOT POST THIS HERE! Someone who is trying to draw attention to themselves by pretending to be me did.

I did not post this on Phantasy Tour, either (as someone posted above). Someone else copied and pasted it there--but at least they aren't pretending to be me. They must have read it somewhere and copied and pasted to share with their home community--but like I said, at least they are giving me credit for it.

I DID post it on Sports Outlaw, as I am a member of that site and representing Sports Outlaw in the InterBoard League. I also DID post it at The Huddle, where I am also a member. For full disclosure, I also posted it at Fantasy Football Live Wire, another member board of the InterBoard League, which is hosting that league's discussion forums--and also at LuDawgs, where you will find the best daily fantasy football information anywhere.

Now, if you want to keep on looking like idiots because you can't tell me from my imposter, be my guest. But don't expect that anyone will think anything other than that.

 
Look, one more time here, and then I give up on trying to acquaint you with this concept.

I DID NOT POST THIS HERE! Someone who is trying to draw attention to themselves by pretending to be me did.

I did not post this on Phantasy Tour, either (as someone posted above). Someone else copied and pasted it there--but at least they aren't pretending to be me. They must have read it somewhere and copied and pasted to share with their home community--but like I said, at least they are giving me credit for it.

I DID post it on Sports Outlaw, as I am a member of that site and representing Sports Outlaw in the InterBoard League. I also DID post it at The Huddle, where I am also a member. For full disclosure, I also posted it at Fantasy Football Live Wire, another member board of the InterBoard League, which is hosting that league's discussion forums--and also at LuDawgs, where you will find the best daily fantasy football information anywhere.

Now, if you want to keep on looking like idiots because you can't tell me from my imposter, be my guest. But don't expect that anyone will think anything other than that.
You both joined the same day you fool. You just keep making yourself look more and more foolish and I love it. I'm just here to help.

You must get off on being slammed on the internet.

 
Oh god... and to think I came here to get away from this freakazoid. Asz Elf, please go back to under your bridge. TIA

 
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Look, one more time here, and then I give up on trying to acquaint you with this concept.

I DID NOT POST THIS HERE! Someone who is trying to draw attention to themselves by pretending to be me did.

I did not post this on Phantasy Tour, either (as someone posted above). Someone else copied and pasted it there--but at least they aren't pretending to be me. They must have read it somewhere and copied and pasted to share with their home community--but like I said, at least they are giving me credit for it.

I DID post it on Sports Outlaw, as I am a member of that site and representing Sports Outlaw in the InterBoard League. I also DID post it at The Huddle, where I am also a member. For full disclosure, I also posted it at Fantasy Football Live Wire, another member board of the InterBoard League, which is hosting that league's discussion forums--and also at LuDawgs, where you will find the best daily fantasy football information anywhere.

Now, if you want to keep on looking like idiots because you can't tell me from my imposter, be my guest. But don't expect that anyone will think anything other than that.
dude stop posting your crappy projections here, no one wants to see them.

 
You both joined the same day you fool. You just keep making yourself look more and more foolish and I love it. I'm just here to help.

You must get off on being slammed on the internet.
Gee, we both joined the same day... And that couldn't POSSIBLY be because someone tipped me off that I was being plagiarized, so I came on over here to straighten things out that very same day?

In the race to make oneself look foolish, you must be using performance-enhancing drugs.

 
You both joined the same day you fool. You just keep making yourself look more and more foolish and I love it. I'm just here to help.

You must get off on being slammed on the internet.
Gee, we both joined the same day... And that couldn't POSSIBLY be because someone tipped me off that I was being plagiarized, so I came on over here to straighten things out that very same day?

In the race to make oneself look foolish, you must be using performance-enhancing drugs.
Yeah, because anyone would tip you off. :sarcasm: Does your mom even like you? :no:

 
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You both joined the same day you fool. You just keep making yourself look more and more foolish and I love it. I'm just here to help.

You must get off on being slammed on the internet.
Gee, we both joined the same day... And that couldn't POSSIBLY be because someone tipped me off that I was being plagiarized, so I came on over here to straighten things out that very same day?

In the race to make oneself look foolish, you must be using performance-enhancing drugs.
Wouldn't you really rather have a buick?

 
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