Baby Carrots are Now Weapons (1 Viewer)

[chauncey]

VA teen is suspended and facing assault charges for throwing a baby carrot at teacher.

http://wtvr.com/2015/10/22/baby-carrot-assault-charge/

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kid should be locked up for a couple of years.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Kid should be locked up for a couple of years.

At least edge side ruler across the knuckles ...repeatedly until his parents sue for permanent damage.

 

[Zow]

Pfft best I've seen is an assault for s child throwing a Taco Bell burrito in his mom's face and she had the little kid arrested.

 

[MaxThreshold]

Time to ban carrots. Or, at the very least, require a background check before purchase.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

If you outlaw carrots, only outlaws will have carrots

 

[MaxThreshold]

If you outlaw carrots, only outlaws will have carrots

This is a GREAT point.

 

[The General]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7zbCeyYTys

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

THIS IS NOT A JOKE, PEOPLE

 

[Galileo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7zbCeyYTys

I couldn't help but notice this was next up in the que...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZSZFwVqqc

 

[FreeBaGeL]

Wouldn't have happened if the teacher were armed with a baby carrot.

 

[kutta]

Pfft best I've seen is an assault for s child throwing a Taco Bell burrito in his mom's face and she had the little kid arrested.

If this were biblical times the kid could be put to death for that.

 

[Zow]

Pfft best I've seen is an assault for s child throwing a Taco Bell burrito in his mom's face a

nd she had the little kid arrested.

If this were biblical times the kid could be put to death for that.

In Arizona he's just convicted of a crime.

 

[BowieMercs]

I feel bad for the parents of that carrot. Oh the shame of it all.

 

[DaVinci]

It's time to close the vegetable stand loophole.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Schools should employ security rabbits to sniff out such trouble before it starts or to leap to the defense of teachers at the first sign of produce.