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7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

 
El Floppo said:
7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
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I was thinking about watching this one soon.   

Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?    :lol:  

 
What came first?

The music or the misery?

People worry about kids playing with guns or watching violent videos ... some sort of culture of violence will take them over but nobody cares about kids listening to thousands.  Literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery, and loss.

Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? 

 
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Bracie Smathers said:
What came first?

The music or the misery?

People worry about kids playing with guns or watching violent videos ... some sort of culture of violence will take them over but nobody cares about kids listening to thousands.  Literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery, and loss.

Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? 
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Is that the new Green Day?

 
Ahem, morning sergeant major.

How do you know what sort of a GAWDDAMN DAY IT IS?

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Beautiful morning sergeant major

What are you a F'NG weatherman now?

 
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When someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

This stuff will make you a gosh darned sexual Tyrannosaurus - just like me.

Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.

 
How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your two daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!

 
Tommy:  This song sucks.

RADIO: Loooong ago oo... and so far away.

Richard: Talk about lame.

Tommy:  Haha TOTALLY.  You can change it if you want.

Richard:  I don't care its up to you.

Tommy:  I can live with it if you can.

Richard:  Suit yourself.

RADIO/Tommy/Richard in harmony:  Don't you remember you told me you love me baby?   You said you'd be coming back this way now baby.  Baby baby baby baby oh baby.  I (Richard high pitch sobbing) loooove you.

 
  • ... I'm not going to listen to anymore of this I've haaaaad just about enough.
  • What are you wearing?
(Being strangled)  Jhee jheee jheeee jheee...

  • Jeans?  You're wearing jeans?  I bet they're tight.
(Attacker being pushed onto jagged piece of glass) Aghh aghhhh AGGHHHHHHHHHHH....

  • You, you are an... ANIMAL!
Vicky.  Victoria.  Its me Richard.

  • Richard?  Ri.. Rich, Richard, Richard no.  RICHARD!  Richard, Richard, I know.  I know it was you

 
Bracie Smathers said:
  • ... I'm not going to listen to anymore of this I've haaaaad just about enough.
  • What are you wearing?
(Being strangled)  Jhee jheee jheeee jheee...

  • Jeans?  You're wearing jeans?  I bet they're tight.
(Attacker being pushed onto jagged piece of glass) Aghh aghhhh AGGHHHHHHHHHHH....

  • You, you are an... ANIMAL!
Vicky.  Victoria.  Its me Richard.

  • Richard?  Ri.. Rich, Richard, Richard no.  RICHARD!  Richard, Richard, I know.  I know it was you
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High Anxiety?

 
Follow, but follow only if you are men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Tim: There he is!

King Arthur: Where?

Tim: There!

King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?

Tim: It *is* the rabbit!

King Arthur: You silly sod!

Tim: What?

King Arthur: You got us all worked up!

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.

King Arthur: Ohh.

Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Sir Robin: You ###! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

 
RC94 said:
Follow, but follow only if you are men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Tim: There he is!

King Arthur: Where?

Tim: There!

King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?

Tim: It *is* the rabbit!

King Arthur: You silly sod!

Tim: What?

King Arthur: You got us all worked up!

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.

King Arthur: Ohh.

Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Sir Robin: You ###! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
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One Rarebit Stew, coming right up.....

 
Oh you boys are all a like.  Seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys to boast and brag.  

You BETTER KEEP YER MOUTH SHUT!

Oh I think I love him, ahhh.

 
You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own.

 
I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to overlook things like that in these kinds of paintings. The way he's holding her... it's almost... filthy. I mean, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the legs sort of smashed up against her... Phew... Look how he's painted the blouse sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and its sort of touching him about here. It's really... pretty torrid, don't you think? Then of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they're all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally... erect.

 
RC94 said:
I like the relationships. I mean, each character has his own story. The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to overlook things like that in these kinds of paintings. The way he's holding her... it's almost... filthy. I mean, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the legs sort of smashed up against her... Phew... Look how he's painted the blouse sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and its sort of touching him about here. It's really... pretty torrid, don't you think? Then of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind the doorway like they're all shocked. They wish. Yeah, I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally... erect.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsN40iv5nzg

 
basically commando is one of the best movies ever right up there with churchball and thats just how it is take that to the bank broahsn

 
When asked what happened to their first drummer.

David St. Hubbins: He died in a bizarre gardening accident…

Nigel Tufnel: Authorities said… best leave it… unsolved.

Marty DiBergi: And what happened to Stumpy Joe?

Derek Smalls: It’s not a very pleasant story. But uh, he died. He choked on uh, the official explanation was he choked on vomit.

Nigel Tufnel: It was actually. It was actually someone else’s vomit.

 
Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.

 
Bracie Smathers said:
When asked what happened to their first drummer.

David St. Hubbins: He died in a bizarre gardening accident…

Nigel Tufnel: Authorities said… best leave it… unsolved.

Marty DiBergi: And what happened to Stumpy Joe?

Derek Smalls: It’s not a very pleasant story. But uh, he died. He choked on uh, the official explanation was he choked on vomit.

Nigel Tufnel: It was actually. It was actually someone else’s vomit.
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Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.

 
There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.

 
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